Octomom gets naked!

[nighttrain12]

The story:

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20582225,00.html

http://img2-2.timeinc.net/people/i/2012/stylewatch/blog/120409/nadya-suleman-300.jpg

In the immortal words of Andrew Dice Clay:

There was an old lady
Who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids
Her uterus fell out

[KantoSooner]

Damn you!

Now I hafta go wash my eyes with Clorox again.

Damn you!

[StoopTroup]

In the immortal words of Clay Aiken's Brother...."Hey! Dick Aiken!"

[ouleaf]

Would ya?

[Jacie]

This is no good.

When I heard she posed for money, I wondered which mag. Playboy? Penthouse? Hustler? Instead all we get is a titillator in one of those British tabloids that peddle softcore. I knew Nadya could not make ends meet trying to keep 14 kids whether through welfare or any of the conventional occupations she is qualified to perform. It was only a matter of time till she finally dropped the linen but this, c'mon Nadya, you can do better and make real cash if you pose for something mainstream that is accessible in this country.

I bet Larry Flynt or Bob Guccione would pay big bucks for a photo spread her.

[StoopTroup]

I thought I have accessed enough in this Cu*try already.

[sappstuf]

So, is there any tread left on the tires or at this point would it be more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

[Mississippi Sooner]

I'm thinking they probably had to use the industrial size airbrush on that one.

[KantoSooner]

I think it was more the wire brush on a power drill type dealio.


God that was some bad juju.

[Jacie]

Note they gave her a flesh-colored panty to wear and airbrushed the stretch-marked belly. She has really ugly hands though . . .

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I would hit that.

Like the fist of an angry god.

[tulsaoilerfan]

Who the hell is this ?

[SicEmBaylor]

Who the hell is this ?

She became "famous" a few years ago for purposely having a plethora of children only to accumulate state assistance and welfare checks.

I wish I was kidding.

[Tiptonsooner]

That is one ugly *** woman.....

[8timechamps]

I'd hit it....with a handfull of rusty nails.

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm not saying I wouldn't, but it's going to cost her.

[Jacie]

Can we get a fark of Octomom with 8 teats and a baby hanging off each one?

[8timechamps]

Can we get a fark of Octomom with 8 teats and a baby hanging off each one?

I was going to take this on, but I don't think I can stare at that image long enough.

[olevetonahill]

They paid her well
She aint a Cheap Ho. They had to pay her a 1000 bucks :nonchalance:

[12]

The fireman from Tulsa and I are similar...

Yep.

[StoopTroup]

I'm not saying I wouldn't, but it's going to cost her.

She'd probably pay you as the DVD of you finally getting laid would bring in huge dough.

[tulsaoilerfan]

She's not even decent looking

[MamaMia]

Will she ever start making good choices?

[cccasooner2]

I understand she's on welfare now. Please, send your contributions to cccasooner.com to help. I promise, the money will go toward a new yacht that will make you blush.