Placenta Eating

[SicEmBaylor]

W.T.F?
http://www.thesuperficial.com/january-jones-placenta-03-2012

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There's also orgasm births. With the first kid the wife and I took a natural child birthing class. It was hippyish and granola-like but quite interesting. We did it naturally but we passed on the water and orgasm birth.
I was going to attempt to include the males in the orgasm birth if we went that direction.

[Frozen Sooner]

I'd eat a mile of her placenta to see where it came from.

[SicEmBaylor]

There's also orgasm births. With the first kid the wife and I took a natural child birthing class. It was hippyish and granola-like but quite interesting. We did it naturally but we passed on the water and orgasm birth.
I was going to attempt to include the males in the orgasm birth if we went that direction.

Wait...so....is the purpose of having an orgasm to help the baby through the birthing tubulur thingys? Who induces the orgasm? The woman herself.....does the dude come over and help....does the midwife?

God, I love advanced modern/western medicine.

[Turd_Ferguson]

My wifes a baby catcher(heh!:D)...she's told me that sometimes after taking the placenta to the lab, she has to go back and get it to give to the family...I think it's usually indians(slurpee, not casino).

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Wait...so....is the purpose of having an orgasm to help the baby through the birthing tubulur thingys? Who induces the orgasm? The woman herself.....does the dude come over and help....does the midwife?

God, I love advanced modern/western medicine.
I can't recall but I think it's more or less accepting what comes naturally. As in the mother coming.
Natural child birthing class opened my eyes to many a thing. You'd be quite surprised how many OBGYN types would rather induce, then do the C section just so's they can get home in time to do whatever the hell it is they do at home.
Lots of benefits to having a natural vaginal birth.

[picasso]

My wifes a baby catcher(heh!:D)...she's told me that sometimes after taking the placenta to the lab, she has to go back and get it to give to the family...I think it's usually indians(slurpee, not casino).
Plains tribes would keep them in a beaded pouch in the form of an animal as a charm or something to remember said baby by.

[nighttrain12]

I notice that the baby daddy is long gone (if she even knows who it is).

[StoopTroup]

To ward off Post pardum Depression?


Perhaps one day there will be clinical studies on human placentophagia, and we’ll find out more about the pros and cons of the practice. Possibly we’ll eventually be able to obtain a prescription for placenta processing, to make sure we know what’s really in those “cleansing herbs.” These are all concerns I have with the unregulated process in hindsight, which of course is always 20/20. And I wonder: how many other women are putting their trust in their placenta as a minimizer of baby blues when it very well may be a cause of their mama drama?

http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/03/25/i-regret-eating-my-placenta/

[SoonerAtKU]

Well, people believe in homeopathy and Scientology, too. Why would they be any saner when it comes to something like a baby that they care so much about?

[FirstandGoal]

There's also orgasm births. With the first kid the wife and I took a natural child birthing class. It was hippyish and granola-like but quite interesting. We did it naturally but we passed on the water and orgasm birth.
I was going to attempt to include the males in the orgasm birth if we went that direction.


I would really like to know if such a thing is even possible. I've had the "joy" of experiencing the pain of childbirth twice and never once did the thought of orgasm enter my mind. Some women must be really weird

[SicEmBaylor]

I would really like to know if such a thing is even possible. I've had the "joy" of experiencing the pain of childbirth twice and never once did the thought of orgasm enter my mind. Some women must be really weird

Possibly a masochist?

[StoopTroup]

SicEm....

Remember this when it comes down to arguing with someone about there being a creator or not. I say this because I believe it answers and proves that we as humans didn't evolve.

Had we evolved you wouldn't be looking for that certain someone. You'd be trying to suck your own penis everyday until you could live without Women.

Wait! Maybe you have evolved after realizing we were created? Man that Baylor must be a good school. They are cutting edge down there in Waco.

Placenta eating must just be something that Women do after they realized they shouldn't have ever had secs with some Cigar Smokin' Zima Drinker that talked her into registering as a Republican?

I think I see a Masters Thesis for you.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I got this. Step back before someone gets hurt.

I have the solution. The end-all, be-all solution for the woes of man. I HAVE FIGURED OUT THE SECRET OF HAPPINESS.

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/66941/66941,1292736792,2/stock-photo-cartoon-poo-67456879.jpg

It's your feces.

Eaten daily, one will never face the emotional trauma of losing half of one's belongings. Will never face having the heartshattering loss of being driven from your home. Will never concern themselves with massive expense increases. Yes, this amazing substance is poo, and with a steady regimen of one serving per day, one will never have to concern themselves with getting married, thusly never exposing themselves to all the tragic circumstances one has to deal with related to marriage or the dissolution of. After all, why not? It's YOUR health, protect it today!

Eat poo.

Be happy.

And never have to bother with the decision of eating your child's placenta.

[FirstandGoal]

.... and yet again another crisis handled by the SO. We should get some kind of Nobel prize award or something.

Next!

[StoopTroup]

Thank Goodness....it's finally over....lol