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StoopTroup
3/20/2012, 09:18 PM
Are we about to have our 1st Close Encounter? Has the count-down begun?

The Science Channel is freaking me out. "Alien Encounters: The Arrival.

At 10 pm....Morgan Freeman goes through the Worm-hole again.

We all just avoid thinking to much about these things as we have things like "ABO", birth control, Limbaugh and Health Insurance to worry about but the folks at NASA are currently making a Solar Sail and have figured out that they really do work and are very durable when it comes to Space Rediation and if there are other entities out there headed our way and they had something more powerful and available to them than lasers....they might be able to speed toward us at 9 million miles per day.

When they come...will they come to warn us, take over or invite us to go with them?

How would you feel if it was suddenly true? Would you think it's a bunch of BS? Would you volunteer to go with them? Would you just start shooting?

Discuss.....:bull_head:

http://www.camospecs.com/images/schemes/19_medusans.jpg

StoopTroup
3/20/2012, 09:43 PM
Maybe since they are more advanced technologically they have avoided Wars on their planet and would be astonished to find out just how violent Humans are?

Maybe we scare them to death in the first day we meet them. Maybe just taking them to see The Avengers at the IMAX in 3D would be enough to get them to surrender? :D

http://www.fansshare.com/celebrity/theavengers/450_avengers-142388321.jpg

StoopTroup
3/20/2012, 09:56 PM
Those of you who are Hunters....would you look past the big picture as far as getting along with our newest visitors and just look at it as an opportunity to put something new on the wall to add to your collection? Since there aren't any laws that I know of that say you can't hunt an extra-terrestial it might be your only chance to be the first guy to bag one before Congress either puts a ban on killing or hunting them or try to tax the crap out of the hunt and say expect you to buy a $20,000 tag. :D;)

http://www.space538.org/uploads/exhibits/thumbnails/ARU_main_440x0.jpg

Tulsa_Fireman
3/21/2012, 08:26 AM
C'moooooon anal probes!

KantoSooner
3/21/2012, 08:47 AM
Maybe since they are more advanced technologically
http://www.fansshare.com/celebrity/theavengers/450_avengers-142388321.jpg

There's always the theory that Earth is merely a combined lunatic asylum/prison for the rest of the universe...

dwarthog
3/21/2012, 08:51 AM
Alien Boobies!

StoopTroup
3/21/2012, 12:13 PM
There's always the theory that Earth is merely a combined lunatic asylum/prison for the rest of the universe...

It would explain the lack of a minority Jesus.

Good point. So this makes Rick Santorum a Trustee/Inmate of the Asylum that's running for Warden of this cell block? Evidently he's thinking that the folks watching us might be impressed if he can stop the anal raping?

StoopTroup
3/21/2012, 12:15 PM
Alien Boobies!

Remember the chick with a 6 pack of boobies in Arnold's Total Recall?

dwarthog
3/21/2012, 02:22 PM
Remember the chick with a 6 pack of boobies in Arnold's Total Recall?

Was it 6 or 3? Not that it matters all much, but yes I recall that one.

Jacie
3/21/2012, 03:27 PM
If the aliens are hawt (don't worry about gender . . . they may be asexual) or smell right, we always have rishathra to look forward to . . .

StoopTroup
3/22/2012, 01:42 AM
If they are a Totally White Race and their Leader looks like Hitler, will we go to war with them immediately or just start helping them collect the ones they don't like?