If you are going 80 MPH, how long does it take to go 80 miles?

[colleyvillesooner]

If this has been posted before here, I'm the dumb one.

If not, please share how your significant other answers this question:


http://youtu.be/Qhm7-LEBznk

:D

[C&CDean]

Heh.

[pphilfran]

Are you going uphill or downhill?

[KantoSooner]

damn these trick questions!

[XingTheRubicon]

and these ******* people vote

[achiro]

Heh! Girls are dumb. ;)

[olevetonahill]

Bitches man Bitches
That made my head hurt

[TheHumanAlphabet]

and these ******* people vote
^^^This

[colleyvillesooner]

My buddy asked two girls at work and they both immediately said "120 minutes"

[oudanny]

No way she was being serious. That reminds me of the question my dad used to ask me - "if you had all of the feathers you could carry, could you carry one more?".

[I Am Right]

Brahahahahahaha

[ouleaf]

haha...listed to that bit on the Ticket this morning and the girls in the office they asked got it wrong too. They kept getting hung up on the "a mile a minute" aspect. Funny stuff.

[ouwasp]

Try this riddle on them...

If eggs are twelve cents a dozen, how many eggs can you buy with a dollar?

[olevetonahill]

Try this riddle on them...

If eggs are twelve cents a dozen, how many eggs can you buy with a dollar?

You just wanta make their heads assplode

[Turd_Ferguson]

Answer: 1 hour and 20 minutes...My BP med's will make me have to stop and pee at least twice...

[olevetonahill]

Answer: 1 hour and 20 minutes...My BP med's will make me have to stop and pee at least twice...

So yer sayin at least twice yer wheels just be spinnin .

[Turd_Ferguson]

So yer sayin at least twice yer wheels just be spinnin .You know damn good and well my wheels are always just spinnin...

[Frozen Sooner]

Try this riddle on them...

If eggs are twelve cents a dozen, how many eggs can you buy with a dollar?

You know an eggler who will sell a single egg?

[soonerinabilene]

What's heavier... A ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

[StoopTroup]

At some point he should have tossed in the RPMs into the conversation. I would have enjoyed that discussion as well.

Lets say you are replacing your tires with a 45 RPM record and later install a 33 1/3 record but you are going to go 80 miles at 80 MPH with the tires installed and then try it with the 45s and then the 33 1/3s....will Paul still be dead when you get to London or will John have saved his life? How much difference in RPMs will there be with the different wheels/records installed? Will thay all be the same or will the RPM guage not work with the Tires and only with the records?

[StoopTroup]

Also will you get to London faster on the straight road or is the long and winding road faster?

[StoopTroup]

After hearing her explanation, I now understand why Sammy couldn't drive 55. :D

[StoopTroup]

I also wonder if she has figured out that while she and her BF are doing a 69....that she is getting a thorough 96 from him?

[Turd_Ferguson]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llv97c9oUU1qaodr1o1_500.png

[StoopTroup]

No matter how ugly she might be...if you can get her to hold up a sign in front of her face during secs....you can get through it if you concentrate.

[8timechamps]

What's heavier... A ton of bricks or a ton of feathers?

Beat me to it. My gf still argues my logic.

[SoonerAtKU]

You know an eggler who will sell a single egg?

YOU know an eggler?

[SoonerAtKU]

Also, to address the issue at hand. No, man. Just...no. There is zero chance that I would have married my wife if she didn't know what MPH actually represents. I need to know that if I give her directions and a map, she'll be able to find me if I'm trapped under something on the highway, and she'll know how long it'll take to get to me.

She should still call an ambulance, though. She's not strong.

[Eielson]

Try this riddle on them...

If eggs are twelve cents a dozen, how many eggs can you buy with a dollar?

This is actually pretty tricky. You could reasonably get 100, 96, or 84. Assuming we aren't excluding tax, I'm going to go with 84.

[pphilfran]

This is actually pretty tricky. You could reasonably get 100, 96, or 84. Assuming we aren't excluding tax, I'm going to go with 84.

Where the hell do you live? 16 cents of sales tax on 84 cents in eggs...19%

Or are you going by the dozen...

[XingTheRubicon]

maybe we're stupid too

[Penguin]

Try this riddle on them...

If eggs are twelve cents a dozen, how many eggs can you buy with a dollar?

Wait. What kind of eggs are we talking about?

[XingTheRubicon]

no, it's gotta be your bull

[Frozen Sooner]

YOU know an eggler?

Technically, isn't anyone who sells eggs an eggler?

Mainly, I just wanted to use "eggler" in a sentence.

[8timechamps]

Egg Purveyor?

[Eielson]

Where the hell do you live? 16 cents of sales tax on 84 cents in eggs...19%

Or are you going by the dozen...

If you buy 8 dozen, which is 96, you will most likely go over a dollar after tax, at least anywhere I've lived. Thus, you can only buy 7 dozen, which is 84.

[achiro]

If you buy 8 dozen, which is 96, you will most likely go over a dollar after tax, at least anywhere I've lived. Thus, you can only buy 7 dozen, which is 84.
Egglers don't charge tax dumas

[soonermix]

ok you are all wrong with the egg question...
it is so simple
first you must assume there is no sales tax.
then you must assume a "bakers dozen" in the northern hemisphere as is tradition with all the egglers i have met.
once you cut it in half because because the roosters are on strike
and factor in the price of oil...

you can buy 1 dozen eggs because that is what your wife told you to pick up.

[SoonerAtKU]

I would end up with 6. Unless I'm baking something big, that's the most we ever buy at one time. We're not an eggy household.

[C&CDean]

I barter for my eggs. Figure that one out.

[olevetonahill]

I barter for my eggs. Figure that one out.

According to Midtowner, If ya dont self report and pay Tax on em then yer a Tax cheat .

[Tulsa_Fireman]

http://itthing.com/wp-content/uploads/chicken-butt.jpg

You know what?

[AlboSooner]

staged.

[OKC-SLC]

This video makes me ashamed to be a human.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

staged.

I suspect that as well.

[AlboSooner]

I suspect that as well.

They dragged it too long, and acting got weaker as the video went along. It plays on the stereotype that blondes are dumb, and sure enough many people bought it.

[Frozen Sooner]

I'm generally willing to believe that EVERYONE is dumb. Blonde, brunette, whatever.

[cccasooner2]

They dragged it too long, and acting got weaker as the video went along. It plays on the stereotype that blondes are dumb, and sure enough many people bought it.

It was staged so that us black folk feel superior to dumb whites. She is cute and so effable. Blondes are the best.