I'm worried about a bump growing on my forehead

[Penguin]

Does anybody know the symptoms of forehead cancer?

[SicEmBaylor]

It's a pimple. ywia.

[pphilfran]

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii187/pphilfran/knothead.jpg

[cleller]

Look up sebaceous cyst, and see in that could be the culprit.

Was it actually your date that discovered this?

[sooner_born_1960]

does it look like this?
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[yermom]

Well it's probably too early to be the herp from your date the other day

YWIA

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Is it under the skin, but not attached to bone? Maybe a fatty tumor (benign): lipoma

[StoopTroup]

Well it's probably too early to be the herp from your date the other day

YWIA

Unless its the Beverly Hills Herpes Simplex 10. If its BHHS10 he's gonna have stuff falling off him soon if he isn't rushed to a Doctor Immediately.

[KantoSooner]

Oh no! Not BHHS10! That stuff will raise open sores on urinals!

[Breadburner]

I wonder if he ate at the Y for dinner...???

[cleller]

Hey, I'm worried about you. How big is this? Does it have a small black spot near the middle? (another hallmark of the sebaceous cyst)

Anyway, lots of cysts that are common, many around the scalp. Mostly not dangerous, but they should be removed before they cause further problems. Obviously something that should be seen by a doctor. Worth the time and money to get a professional opinion at an early stage.

[StoopTroup]

Get your prostate checked by a Professional. :D

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/pb-111208-newzealandpenguins-04.380;380;7;70.jpg

[8timechamps]

Does the bump have boobies? Did you try to touch them?

[cleller]

I just thought of something. Could it be possible that on the date, you (Penguin) checked on those boob-issues, got smacked on the hairline with a handbag, red leather pump, martini glass, pepper-spray lanyard, etc-- and that is the cause of the bump?

With no updates, we'll have to settle for conjecture.

I personally once suffered a fat lip from being put in a scissor lock between a young woman's thighs many years ago. Slightly embarrassing, but more enjoyable than hanging out with the guys. All in good fun, of course.

[8timechamps]

I just thought of something. Could it be possible that on the date, you (Penguin) checked on those boob-issues, got smacked on the hairline with a handbag, red leather pump, martini glass, pepper-spray lanyard, etc-- and that is the cause of the bump?

With no updates, we'll have to settle for conjecture.

I personally once suffered a fat lip from being put in a scissor lock between a young woman's thighs many years ago. Slightly embarrassing, but more enjoyable than hanging out with the guys. All in good fun, of course.

Best date ever?

[hawaii 5-0]

Could be a lipoma.

Or a hemangioma.

Or maybe a sarcoma.

Or worse, a melanoma.

Probably an Oklahoma.

5-0

[cleller]

Best date ever?

Ah, college. Seems like it had something to do with a judo, fencing, or photography class she was taking.

[8timechamps]

Ah, college. Seems like it had something to do with a judo, fencing, or photography class she was taking.

Mmmmm....college. I had a lot of sex in college, and I think I should have had more....or judo, fencing, or whatever you call it ;)