Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue cover is revealed!

[nighttrain12]

http://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/msn/kate_upton_is_your_2012_sports_illustrated_swimsui t_issue_cover_girl/9905944


http://www.yardbarker.com/media/7/3/73c7cf8bbb67782d47f3c78cdb3e92c1338cc213/xl/swimsuitcover.jpg

[badger]

i forgot to opt out of this. looks like i'll have a welcome home present for NP, heh.

[picasso]

This issue isn't such a big deal these days. Kinda like Friday night on Cinemax.

[C&CDean]

More fake funbags. Oh goody.

[Lott's Bandana]

Über meh.

[Boomer.....]

I'm not so sure Dean. Those seem to have some good hang.

[TUSooner]

How spoiled we have become, that we turn up our noses at this.

<shakes head sadly>

[OUDoc]

How spoiled we have become, that we turn up our noses at this.

<shakes head sadly>
Exactly.

[C&CDean]

Nobody is turning their nose up - I mean look at that belly/vajayjay, it's just the fake titties that turn me way off. Fake tits are so....fake.

[hawaii 5-0]

I would try hard to overlook them.

5-0

[olevetonahill]

I would very diligently "Look them Over"

[badger]

Nobody is turning their nose up - I mean look at that belly/vajayjay, it's just the fake titties that turn me way off. Fake tits are so....fake.

I have no way of knowing if she is naturally endowed or not, but I do think there is some severe airbrushing going on there... or perhaps spray-on tanning, or at the very least, a big bottle of bleach dumped on her unnaturally blond hair.

But, yknow, i've been accused of (well, not ACCUSED, but yknow)dying my hair when in fact I've never done that in my life.

[TUSooner]

Nobody is turning their nose up - I mean look at that belly/vajayjay, it's just the fake titties that turn me way off. Fake tits are so....fake.

If the goods stayed in that same position after the string top were removed, one could certainly say "fake." But I would have to investigate much more carefully before passing judgment.

[yermom]

it's pretty hard to tell until they are unleashed :D

[jumperstop]

How spoiled we have become, that we turn up our noses at this.

<shakes head sadly>

First off, let me say I would **** that bitch without question. But in terms of it being enjoyable to look at, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit is one step above Victoria Secrets Catalogue. Basically porn for kids without interwebs or those whoe have overbearing parents....Haven't cared about this magazine since I realized I can see hotter girls online, who will be completely naked and not just in their swimsuits....

[oudavid1]

I heard somewhere that she is 19. I'm 19. Its weird when they start being your age.

[OUDoc]

I heard somewhere that she is 19. I'm 19. Its weird when they start being your age.
It's weirder when they start being your kid's age.

[olevetonahill]

It's weirder when they start being your kid's age.
Its weirder when they start being yer Grand Kids age

[Boomer.....]

Heh.

[texaspokieokie]

i saw this girl on tv this morning; she looks terrific. certainly no expert; but her boobs look real.

[Whet]

i forgot to opt out of this. looks like i'll have a welcome home present for NP, heh.

Are you going to buy the bikini locally, or online?

[Boomer.....]

There's quite a bit of bouncing going on:


http://youtu.be/FcJScBLIEX4

[stoops the eternal pimp]

real

[badger]

Are you going to buy the bikini locally, or online?

Hehe. I actually paged through it when it arrived yesterday since I had never seen one before (aside from sitting at airports). So, for the rest of you still missing out, here's what's inside:

1- Cologne ads. I wondered if I should just wave the magazine around in the air a bit, hehe. The entire magazine reeks of cologne because of THREE separate scented ads.

2- Suggestive ads. They don't just show you the Toyota truck in this magazine, nonono. They cover the truck in mud, put a bikini girl on top of it and then cover her in mud also. There were tons of ads that had bikini this, suggestive that, but probably the silliest one of all was the back cover M&M ad. On the inside was a green M&M in flowers. The back cover was the "naked" chocolate M&M peering through grass with her green cover off. Ok...

3- Very little mention of sports. Dan Patrick interviewed a USA Soccer player, but it really wasn't about soccer. It was about appearing in the magazine in body paint. There were also shots of male athletes posing with bikini models.

4- Prices on all the swimwear. If you're really looking for a new swimsuit this summer, this could be like a little shopping guide for you, I guess. The cheapest one was a speedo worn by a Team USA swimmer I think, around $70. Most were several hundred dollars, though. A lot of the styles were just weird. There was one of a model holding a big kitty (a cheetah I think) while wearing a lion-design bikini. Ugly suit, pretty cat (who looked annoyed at being involved in a photo shoot).

So anyways, this is definitely an issue to opt out of in the future. There is nothing sports about it worthwhile and it's coated in cheesy advertisements anyways.

[C&CDean]

real

You know this how?

[OULenexaman]

look real to me....and if they ain't????.....still good to me.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

You know this how?

Kind of what she is known for..The extra bounce gives it all away..

[StoopTroup]

Kind of what she is known for..The extra bounce gives it all away..

I agree with you STEP. I think the Vogueness of it all is to try and make girls with real Boobs looks like they have perfect racks but the industry is tired of hiring girls that aren't real as most men are pretty turned off by Women who are manufactured as any man that has bought his GF a 5-10,000 buck rack and had her leave you or show all your friends the new rack you bought her are sick of the whole unstable Image that many of them have after getting work done.

If you are a Woman with real boobs that look fantastic.....you are gonna get gigs like the SI Cover if you aren't some pretentious fake person that turns people off the moment they interview you.

IMO....she is very pretty and the only thing I think they did wrong was make the bikini bottom to small. I like the idea of thinking about what is under there and with that....it doesn't leave much o the imagination. I imagine it is enough to cover up OUDavid's penis however. :D ;)

At 19 he should be doing Playgirls for Hef unless his junk is teh tiny.