"Biggest tits" award! Whoops...

[badger]

Link (http://www.tulsaworld.com/news/article.aspx?subjectid=12&articleid=20120210_12_0_OKLAHO268231)

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I've seen this multiple times before --- ya type something out in jest, and then suddenly that private silly moment somehow becomes more public and more embarrassing. Just don't it!

[SoonerTerry]

that is funny as hell.

[badger]

I feel bad for the guy having to resign over this, though, as he probably had no intention of it going to every media and insurance outlet in the state when he typed in his little joke. Can you imagine the thought process at the time:

Guy: I have no idea what this award is for, so I'll just fill it in later. In the meantime, I need some text to fill this space, so... "girl... with... the...biggest...tits." Done! Oh man, I need to remember to change that before I send that out.

<send>

Moments later...

Guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Shamu]

I honestly don't see what all the fuss is about. There should be an award for biggest tits, landfriends. Do you think I allow Sea World™ to hire flat-chested trainers?

[KantoSooner]

Shamu, Life itself is an endless award ceremony for large chested women. I have known several who have never, not once, had to engage in such tawdry activities as buying drinks in bars, standing in line to enter nightclubs, finding someone to help them at a bank and the like.

[Mississippi Sooner]

This thread is useless without a trampoline.

[Pricetag]

Shamu, Life itself is an endless award ceremony for large chested women. I have known several who have never, not once, had to engage in such tawdry activities as buying drinks in bars, standing in line to enter nightclubs, finding someone to help them at a bank and the like.
Or get tickets after being pulled over for ****ty driving. My wife has a friend who gets pulled over all the time for driving like a teenager, and she never gets ticketed.

My dad used to work for the print shop that printed the TV Guide for the Tulsa World. One week there was an ad for the movie For a Few Dollars More with the tagline, "CLINT EASTWOOD DOES IT FOR MONEY." It was in a block, sans serif font, so the first word looked like "CL|NT." An anonymous worker pushed the "L" and "I" together so it looked like a "U," and some of them got printed that way. It was soon discovered, and all the printed copies of the guide were confiscated under threat of termination. My dad still snuck one out.

[Jacie]

Shamu, Life itself is an endless award ceremony for large chested women. I have known several who have never, not once, had to engage in such tawdry activities as buying drinks in bars, standing in line to enter nightclubs, finding someone to help them at a bank and the like.

They also have no idea what their own feet look like . . .

[CrimsonKel]

elbow test

[StoopTroup]

I honestly don't see what all the fuss is about. There should be an award for biggest tits, landfriends. Do you think I allow Sea World™ to hire flat-chested trainers?

I thought Sea World had you killed after you tried to rape the Male Trainer in the pool.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBPWsH9UrBA

[stoopified]

Love me some Grand Tetons

[Shamu]

The possibility of seeing a trainer get raped is what keeps the suburbanites and their spoiled, snot-nosed children coming back to Sea World™, Landfriend. Don't kid yourself. Now bring Shamu a mackerel, sit the **** down, shut the **** up and watch me balance a beach ball on my dorsal fin.

[cccasooner2]

OTOH.

Some lucky lady in NYC is gonna feel a couple inches of pain tonight.

http://news.yahoo.com/fox-sports-columnist-apologizes-racist-jeremy-lin-tweet-160010510.html