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nighttrain12
2/7/2012, 10:09 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=CENnskYcBV0
sooner59
2/8/2012, 12:08 AM
Next one up!
3rdgensooner
2/9/2012, 12:53 AM
The Super Bowl statistic of 2012.
(http://www.jockular.com/13307/after-super-bowl-patriots-fans-turn-to-porn-faster-than-giants-fans)

http://cdn.jockular.com/assets/images/2012/02/4f32f295dd66e.jpg



According to a press release from PornHub (feel free to pretend you've never heard of and/or gotten a computer virus from it), right after the Patriots loss on Sunday, residents of Massachusetts went to the free porn site in droves, with a 22% spike at 11PM (EST) and a 33% spike at 12AM (EST), compared to New York which only saw a 16% spike at 11PM (EST), and didn't rise to Massachusetts levels until 12PM (EST) when it hit 32%. All of which is just a fancy statistical way of saying that Giants fans celebrated for an hour before masturbating themselves to sleep, while Patriots fans almost immediately felt the need to assure their spot in hell.