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8timechamps
1/26/2012, 10:32 PM
Win a $10 million dollar lottery, but you lose a hand.


-or-


Have perfect physical features, but emit a small cloud every time you fart.
8timechamps
1/26/2012, 10:33 PM
Oh, and you can't spend part of your winnings to buy a super robotic hand. It's gone. For good. Not. Coming. Back.
47straight
1/26/2012, 11:04 PM
Oh, and you can't spend part of your winnings to buy a super robotic hand. It's gone. For good. Not. Coming. Back.

We can't get the Luke Skywalker PPO plan?
Petro-Sooner
1/26/2012, 11:05 PM
Take the money and lose a hand. Preferably the left one.
Wishboned
1/26/2012, 11:27 PM
Which hand?

And what color is the cloud?
jiminy
1/26/2012, 11:39 PM
Well let's see, I'm thinking of what I would do with all that extra leisure time, and a lot of it requires two hands. So no.
Pricetag
1/27/2012, 12:21 AM
Fart cloud. I'm not a public farter, so the cloud would make the fart game with family and friends even more fun.
Petro-Sooner
1/27/2012, 01:17 AM
Yeah. I change my vote.
SicEmBaylor
1/27/2012, 01:30 AM
Oh, and you can't spend part of your winnings to buy a super robotic hand. It's gone. For good. Not. Coming. Back.

Left or right hand? If it's the left, I'd probably go for it.
Eielson
1/27/2012, 01:47 AM
Well let's see, I'm thinking of what I would do with all that extra leisure time, and a lot of it requires two hands. So no.

That's impressive! I've only ever needed one hand.
oudavid1
1/27/2012, 09:05 AM
Ill take the money. Buy a gun. Now try and come get that hand.
Ton Loc
1/27/2012, 09:13 AM
I think I could turn the farts and the perfect features into $10 million.
jkjsooner
1/27/2012, 10:03 AM
The hand would no longer be needed considering the $10 million would buy you enough women to do that for you.
SoonerAtKU
1/27/2012, 10:16 AM
Ill take the money. Buy a gun. Now try and come get that hand.

Assumed to be concurrent. Hand pops off as you receive the check in your remaining mitt.
oudavid1
1/27/2012, 10:17 AM
Assumed to be concurrent. Hand pops off as you receive the check in your remaining mitt.

im sending a friend to get the check.
SoonerTerry
1/27/2012, 10:20 AM
some friend you are David
oudavid1
1/27/2012, 10:22 AM
some friend you are David

lol he gets some.
SoonerTerry
1/27/2012, 12:34 PM
The way my hands feel right now I'd cut either one off for 5 mil
Eielson
1/27/2012, 01:25 PM
im sending a friend to get the check.

Your hand still pops off...and now your friend has ten million dollars in his hand. Good luck getting your money back with one hand.
TUSooner
1/27/2012, 01:35 PM
You mean farts don't usually make clouds?! I've been cheated!!
OULenexaman
1/27/2012, 01:38 PM
10 mil would come in handy.
Ike
1/27/2012, 01:39 PM
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Mississippi Sooner
1/27/2012, 01:42 PM
I tried to see if anyone had a gif from Robot Chicken where Rainbow Brite farted and a pink cloud came out, but no luck.
oudavid1
1/27/2012, 02:43 PM
Your hand still pops off...and now your friend has ten million dollars in his hand. Good luck getting your money back with one hand.

and I am defeated.