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olevetonahill
1/10/2012, 10:57 AM
Dont need any advice . Been there done that :very_drunk:

Mississippi Sooner
1/10/2012, 12:05 PM
When ya gonna throw a ho warming party?

olevetonahill
1/10/2012, 12:07 PM
Just as soon as I buy her

dwarthog
1/10/2012, 12:13 PM
Bet your sorry you wasted that Million dollar bill at Wal-Mart now....

SoonerTerry
1/10/2012, 12:22 PM
oops.. link fail

nighttrain12
1/10/2012, 12:29 PM
Off Craigslist? You can buy just about anything (or anyone) on there!

OULenexaman
1/10/2012, 12:48 PM
you buyin a light ho or a big ole dark ho?

SoonerTerry
1/10/2012, 01:04 PM
whichever... just doesn't need to be a deep ho...


bwaaahha. ... *cough* akhem...

ok, not really funny

GDC
1/10/2012, 02:04 PM
Buying or renting?

olevetonahill
1/10/2012, 02:17 PM
Bet your sorry you wasted that Million dollar bill at Wal-Mart now....

Wher ya think Ima gettin her?

StoopTroup
1/10/2012, 03:16 PM
Don't bring it in the house. Leave it in the shed next to the shovel. Not only is it convenient to have the shovel around but you will find it serves more than one purpose once you own the ho.

65Mustang
1/10/2012, 04:41 PM
Uncle Ho ?

goingoneight
1/14/2012, 12:06 AM
I'm evicting one if you want it fo free.

olevetonahill
1/14/2012, 12:15 AM
I'm evicting one if you want it fo free.
Pics?

I gots it narrowed down to a 1990 Ferrari about a grand an hour or an 85 Vett. fer 500 an hour.
Decisions decisions

nighttrain12
1/14/2012, 01:26 AM
Just make sure you get one with not too many miles on it. You don't want the gear shift to come off in your hands while you are cruising down that dark lonely highway.

Also, you want one with a great pair of headlights and a strong sturdy back bumper.

olevetonahill
1/14/2012, 01:30 AM
Just make sure you get one with not too many miles on it. You don't want the gear shift to come off in your hands while you are cruising down that dark lonely highway.

Also, you want one with a great pair of headlights and a strong sturdy back bumper.
Wont be my 1st purchase youngun :very_drunk:

SicEmBaylor
1/14/2012, 01:58 AM
Where are you going to dump the body when you're finished with her?

Midtowner
1/14/2012, 09:11 AM
OKC > Tulsa

http://johntv.com/

olevetonahill
1/14/2012, 09:32 AM
OKC > Tulsa

http://johntv.com/

Why caint people Mind they own dayum bidness?:offended:

Turd_Ferguson
1/14/2012, 09:50 AM
Pics?

I gots it narrowed down to a 1990 Ferrari about a grand an hourHell, that's only bout $42 for the 2.5 minutes it'll take ya:D

olevetonahill
1/14/2012, 10:14 AM
Hell, that's only bout $42 for the 2.5 minutes it'll take ya:D
Yea but that leaves 57.5 minutes to play with the Key hole and stroke the head lights .

hawaii 5-0
1/14/2012, 10:16 PM
Make sure it doesn't go, "Baaaaaa Baaaaaaa".

Unless you're into that.

5-0