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soonerboy_odanorth
1/8/2012, 04:11 PM
... and tell him that's a really bad toupe?
StoopTroup
1/8/2012, 04:12 PM
Jimmy Johnson?
picasso
1/8/2012, 04:26 PM
You think that's fake? It looks better than Joe Buck's hair.
ashley
1/8/2012, 04:30 PM
It's real, no one would buy that.
soonerboy_odanorth
1/8/2012, 05:13 PM
Why then is his hair all of a sudden a dark brunette? Troy used to be a dirty/sandy blonde. I'll tell you why... because he had to dye it to match that squirl tail toupe.

C'mon Troy, be a man... just take what is left and take the clippers to it and shore it up nice and tight.
StoopTroup
1/8/2012, 05:39 PM
Maybe he didn't buy it. Maybe he borrowed it to see if that's the way he want's to go?

http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jerry-jones-toupee.jpg
BoulderSooner79
1/8/2012, 05:48 PM
Nothing wrong with being a little metro sexual these days. That is being a man, kinda.
TUSooner
1/8/2012, 05:55 PM
It's real, no one would buy that.

That made me laugh.
cccasooner2
1/8/2012, 06:24 PM
Maybe he didn't buy it. Maybe he borrowed it to see if that's the way he want's to go?

http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jerry-jones-toupee.jpg

Redheads rule! (Naturally. like in the pic.)
rock on sooner
1/8/2012, 07:11 PM
Maybe he didn't buy it. Maybe he borrowed it to see if that's the way he want's to go?

http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jerry-jones-toupee.jpg

I don't care what anybody sez, that there is funny!
BigTip
1/9/2012, 10:11 AM
I don't care what anybody sez, that there is funny!

Yup. It got a laugh out of me too!
GDC
1/9/2012, 10:17 AM
Is there a such thing as a good toupee?
S.PadreIsl.Sooner
1/9/2012, 10:30 AM
Maybe he didn't buy it. Maybe he borrowed it to see if that's the way he want's to go?

http://www.theunticket.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/jerry-jones-toupee.jpg


Almost blew coffee through my nose!
achiro
1/9/2012, 12:47 PM
Aikman has a ton of hair, i can't imagine he'd feel the need for a toupe.
jumperstop
1/9/2012, 01:21 PM
Aikman has a ton of hair, i can't imagine he'd feel the need for a toupe.

Agree, I saw him on tv after reading this thread last night. Don't see how you can think that's not his real hair. Maybe I just can't spot that stuff. Anyway, how many of you guys are bald or balding? If the dude wants to attach fake hair to his head, more power to him.
StoopTroup
1/9/2012, 02:05 PM
Agree, I saw him on tv after reading this thread last night. Don't see how you can think that's not his real hair. Maybe I just can't spot that stuff. Anyway, how many of you guys are bald or balding? If the dude wants to attach fake hair to his head, more power to him.

I have plenty on top and to me....he either needs to hire someone to fix his hair before he goes on the air or he indeed has a toupee.

He looked bad....lol

Maybe it's that cowlick in front? This shot is of him and his ex-wife. Maybe she was the one keeping him together and as they went to sign the divorce papers his hair started to turn into some sort of horn?

http://ballerwives.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/troy-aikman-wife-rhonda-divorce.jpg
StoopTroup
1/9/2012, 02:12 PM
Check this out....lol

http://todgoldberg.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c728e53ef0120a6496ade970b-320wi
StoopTroup
1/9/2012, 02:15 PM
It looks like maybe Sandra Bullock found him someone to help him for awhile....

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2010/specials/sandra-bullock/past-loves/troy-aikman.jpg

Maybe she convinced him to get botox around the eyes....
picasso
1/9/2012, 02:32 PM
Why then is his hair all of a sudden a dark brunette? Troy used to be a dirty/sandy blonde. I'll tell you why... because he had to dye it to match that squirl tail toupe.

C'mon Troy, be a man... just take what is left and take the clippers to it and shore it up nice and tight.
It's called lighting. And my hair has gotten much darker as I've gotten older. And I'm no Troy's hair apologist.:subdued:
C&CDean
1/9/2012, 03:32 PM
Wtf is this "hair" y'all are going on about?
Mississippi Sooner
1/9/2012, 03:40 PM
I'll never get the toupee thing. Besides the fact that they all look fake, I can't understand why any man feels the need. I lost most all the hair off the top of my head by the time I was in my mid-20s, but I've never bought an ounce of Rogaine or felt the need for a wig. As far as I'm concerned, that's one less thing I have to deal with when I get out of the shower. Just wave a towel at it and be done.

I guess there are a lot of guys who actually buy into that advertising crap where they insinuate that being bald makes you less of a man.
KantoSooner
1/9/2012, 04:11 PM
I've been using Rogaine for years with great effect!


I trace out my initials on my back in Rogaine. Now I have a nice furry ID for whenever I go to the beach.
SoonerTerry
1/10/2012, 12:10 PM
fixed

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soonerboy_odanorth
1/10/2012, 02:07 PM
Wtf is this "hair" y'all are going on about?

I was just practicin' for the off-season. And now that it is offseason.... from where on his boddy do you think that squirl tail on top of Troy's head was transplanted since we're all now certain that's his "real" hair?












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