Great news all ye lovers of bodacious ta ta's, Katy Perry is back on the market!

[nighttrain12]

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20549647,00.html


http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2012/news/120109/kate-perry-300.jpg

[KantoSooner]

I've always found it amazing that he was the sane one in the couple.

[BillyBall]

Her Proactive commercial is pretty amazing. It starts with her jumping out of a trunk. Why was she in the trunk? Was she some sort of sex slave and the result is that now she has to use Proactive? So many questions...

[KantoSooner]

"Katy Perry" and "Sex Slave" in the same sentence = win.

[SoonerLaw09]

Were I single, there are so many ways I would hit it, it would be like a boxing match.

[Lott's Bandana]

I don't know who Katy Perry is, but I salute what appear to be natural attributes.


I like a woman who isn't afraid to eat a cheeseburger every now and then.

[SoonerLaw09]

I don't know who Katy Perry is, but I salute what appear to be natural attributes.


I like a woman who isn't afraid to eat a cheeseburger every now and then.

She's a singer.
http://citizensofbeauty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/katy-perry-ET.jpg
http://i2.listal.com/image/2302902/600full-katy-perry.jpg

[proud gonzo]

Wow, her face is remarkably blah and mediocre with all her crazy hair, makeup, and wardrobe.

[proud gonzo]

She's a singer.



Yeah, that's debatable.

[Lott's Bandana]

Wow, her face is remarkably blah and mediocre with all her crazy hair, makeup, and wardrobe.



Face?

[proud gonzo]

Yeah, nobody looks at her face or listens to her "sing." That's why she's popular. If anyone looked above her neck or listened to her they'd realize she's a blah, boring hack who sings variations of the same song over and over in a breathy voice that's okay at best.

[Lott's Bandana]

She is popular to me because of OP's photo.

I don't want to hear her sing. I'd rather listen to Zep or Rush.

[SoonerLaw09]

H8rs gonna h8...

[SoonerLaw09]

She is popular to me because of OP's photo.

I don't want to hear her sing. I'd rather listen to Zep or Rush.

Despite what PG says, she's a decent enough vocalist. And yeah, her attributes are all natural. I think she's very attractive above the neck as well. Just because she's not some other chicks type...

I will admit that teh bewbs do play a part tho. Natural the best. Fake titays are just below nuclear winter on my hate scale.

[hawaii 5-0]

I think she's hawt and nasty. Can't ask for much more than to wish she was mine.

5-0

[Peach Fuzz]

she is a pretty good singer, I'd agree she's not very hot (to me) but she's a nice thick. mmmm

[achiro]

Yeah, nobody looks at her face or listens to her "sing." That's why she's popular. If anyone looked above her neck or listened to her they'd realize she's a blah, boring hack who sings variations of the same song over and over in a breathy voice that's okay at best.
Catty much:cat:

[SoonerLaw09]

Catty much:cat:

That's what I was thinking. PG either has serious jealousy issues, or she's riding the cotton pony.

[3rdgensooner]

I like her. She's entertaining.

I am also mildly amused by Russell Brand.

I am not at all surprised their marriage didn't work.

[Breadburner]

Its funny when chicks get jealous of other chicks.....!!!

[3rdgensooner]

Its funny when chicks get jealous of other chicks.....!!!Guys never do that. They just start saying: Gay! He's gay!

[Peach Fuzz]

No, we call him a d0uche bag duh

[A Sooner in Texas]

If "catty" = truthful, then yeah, PG is catty much.

[SicEmBaylor]

I would hit that 6-ways to Sunday, twice after church, and then I'd drop to my knees and thank the Lord for the bounty that I received.

[Peach Fuzz]

I would hit that 6-ways to Sunday, twice after church, and then I'd drop to my knees and thank the Lord for the bounty that I received.

this, any other answer is invalid

[Wishboned]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v499/TheRainKing/myspace/Katy_Perry_Elmo.gif

[SanJoaquinSooner]

http://cdn.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/katy-perry2.gif

[olevetonahill]

I would hit that 6-ways to Sunday, twice after church, and then I'd drop to my knees and thank the Lord for the bounty that I received.
You'd say that about ANY Yainch

[SicEmBaylor]

You'd say that about ANY Yainch
Touche.

[hawaii 5-0]

http://cdn.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/katy-perry2.gif


I bet she had a lotta fun making that video.

5-0

[StoopTroup]

We are talking about zits here people.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moPZNg-2878

[yankee]

If you don't think Katy Perry is damn sexy, then you are a homo.

[C&CDean]

If you don't think Katy Perry is damn sexy, then you are a homo.

I think she's uber meh. And I ain't a homo.

Some of you think a knothole in a fence is sexy. Some of you obviously were Similac babies and never got any titty either I guess.

[OUmillenium]

Hawt

[delhalew]

I think she's uber meh. And I ain't a homo.

Some of you think a knothole in a fence is sexy. Some of you obviously were Similac babies and never got any titty either I guess.

You're an odd one. I never really paid any attention to her before, but like seeing a real woman, instead of some fence pole with oddly shaped bags of silicone strapped to her chest.

[C&CDean]

You're an odd one. I never really paid any attention to her before, but like seeing a real woman, instead of some fence pole with oddly shaped bags of silicone strapped to her chest.

Odd? Nah. I hate fake titties. I just don't think she's all that and a sammich. Besides, any man worth his salt knows it's all about the butt/legs. Tit men are momma's boys.

[StoopTroup]

Sometimes I like to be a Momma's Boy. Especially if I have a little Cough Syrup before bed and after a few Bourbons neat. :D ;)

http://www.managementcompany.org/Images/tcb/PennyBreannaDrink.JPG

[SicEmBaylor]

Odd? Nah. I hate fake titties. I just don't think she's all that and a sammich. Besides, any man worth his salt knows it's all about the butt/legs. Tit men are momma's boys.

Wrong.

I don't get the appeal of the butt and legs. I kind of like a bubble ***, but legs do nothing for me. The boobage is the "it" factor.

[StoopTroup]

http://cdn.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/katy-perry2.gif


I've been trying to see if I could have a dream that had something like this in it. LMAO.

[StoopTroup]

Wrong.

I don't get the appeal of the butt and legs. I kind of like a bubble ***, but legs do nothing for me. The boobage is the "it" factor.

When the best thing you have ever had is being tied up and left in a Motel Room minus your wallet, you miss things like legs.


http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/sherlock_holmes_tied_up.jpg

Try tying your girl by the legs and arms next time so they don't run off. :D ;)

[Peach Fuzz]

Wrong.

I don't get the appeal of the butt and legs. I kind of like a bubble ***, but legs do nothing for me. The boobage is the "it" factor.
sigh... what the hell is wrong with you?

[SoonerStormchaser]

sigh... what the hell is wrong with you?
how much time do you have?

[SanJoaquinSooner]

http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af80/sanjoaquinsooner/kperry.jpg

she was showing off her engagement ring

[hawaii 5-0]

Smother me in those mams.

5-0

[nighttrain12]

They had no prenup so it sounds like he may clear 20 million dollars in this divorce (which they both want).

[BigTip]

She is popular to me because of OP's photo.

I don't want to hear her sing. I'd rather listen to Zep or Rush.

Man, wouldn't it have been great if Robert Plant had had a nice rack like Katy Perry? The best of both worlds.

[oumartin]

I think she's pretty and a decent singer.
I'm not a fan of big boobies either but she dang sure pulls off the 80's look well.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/it/e/ed/Katy_Perry_-_Last_Friday_Night.jpg