Don't rob softball chicks, guys

[badger]

Unless your goal is to get tackled by them simultaneously.

Link (http://www.tulsaworld.com/specialprojects/news/crimewatch/article.aspx?subjectid=450&articleid=20111230_450_0_Amanwh749261)


A man who was chased and pinned to the ground by four female college softball players was arrested on a complaint that he burglarized their vehicle early Friday, Tulsa police said.

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Judging on this guy's expression, he wanted to be tackled :P

[SoonerTerry]

That elevator aint goin all the way to the top

[GDC]

I did a basketball chick the other night. She was a little thick but in a good way.

[KantoSooner]

This just goes to show that America has gone to the dogs. What does a guy have to do to get a five-way kicked off, anymore?

[SoonerTerry]

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[Jerk]

I read about this. It kind of turned me on.

[C&CDean]

I read about this. It kind of turned me on.

Dykes get you hot?

I know a few female softball players. Great people, but a couple of them are manlier than me.

[Jerk]

I saw a car in Tulsa once with the queer rainbow on the back window, and a bumper sticker that said "Softball Bitch"

[KantoSooner]

Intriguing!

I'd have hung around to see if she was,

A) Softball's bitch

B) A bitch who plays softball

C) A person who was exhorting the world to support softball

D) Someone who'd bought an unfortunately opinion-forward used car

But, then again, most people don't engage the world on quite the same level of intimacy that I employ.

[Peach Fuzz]

"softball chicks" immediately makes me think of fat flabby arms

[stoopified]

Unless your goal is to get tackled by them simultaneously.

Link (http://www.tulsaworld.com/specialprojects/news/crimewatch/article.aspx?subjectid=450&articleid=20111230_450_0_Amanwh749261)



http://www.tulsaworld.com/articleimages/2011/20111230_Jonathon-Ethriedge12333333.jpg

Judging on this guy's expression, he wanted to be tackled :PLooks like Vet went too far into Drunytown. :)

[oudavid1]

Dykes get you hot?

I know a few female softball players. Great people, but a couple of them are manlier than me.

Not sayin much ;)