View Full Version : Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog?
sanantoniosooner
12/29/2011, 07:24 PM
Lock both in your car trunk and see who still loves you in an hour.
3rdgensooner
12/29/2011, 09:01 PM
I don't have a wife, so I'm going to go with "dog". Yes, that's my answer: "dog".
Lott's Bandana
12/29/2011, 09:30 PM
My bitch
SoonerTerry
12/30/2011, 09:45 AM
Dog...
its not even close
KantoSooner
12/30/2011, 09:52 AM
Dog.
That this question was even asked is another sign of the apocalypse.
pphilfran
12/30/2011, 01:19 PM
My girlfriend doesn't get so excited that she pizzes on the floor when I come home after an hour or two...
http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii187/pphilfran/004-7.jpg
Lott's Bandana
12/30/2011, 01:22 PM
Mine does.
Weird.
pphilfran
12/30/2011, 02:25 PM
Mine does.
Weird.
lol
Tulsa_Fireman
12/30/2011, 02:48 PM
Only one humps my leg.
My THIRD leg. Ithankya.
I have always been able to rely on my dogs a damn sight more than any bitch.
badger
12/30/2011, 04:00 PM
The dogs that NP and I adopted a few years ago are the first dogs I've ever owned, and I've come to this conclusion: Dogs love a whole hell of a lot more than any human can. They are simply creatures that do nothing but love.
That said, they probably NP more than I do... but only because they have the unfair advantage of being dogs :)
Lott's Bandana
12/30/2011, 04:09 PM
The dogs that NP and I adopted a few years ago are the first dogs I've ever owned, and I've come to this conclusion: Dogs love a whole hell of a lot more than any human can. They are simply creatures that do nothing but love.
That said, they probably NP more than I do... but only because they have the unfair advantage of being dogs :)
And poop.
My girlfriend does that too, I suspect. But not on the floor when I get home, thankfully.
SoonerLaw09
12/30/2011, 05:02 PM
If pooping in the yard is a sign of love, then the dog (when he was alive). My wife has never done that to my knowledge.
SicEmBaylor
12/30/2011, 05:09 PM
I don't have a wife, but if I did I have no doubt what the answer would be:
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/317072_10150296301113484_511923483_7684546_1045011 _n.jpg
SoonerLaw09
12/30/2011, 05:49 PM
I don't have a wife, but if I did I have no doubt what the answer would be:
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/317072_10150296301113484_511923483_7684546_1045011 _n.jpg
Now that's a face only a Baylor fan could love...
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