Who loves you more? Your wife or your dog? [Archive]

Jerk

12/29/2011, 07:16 PM

Just wondering

sanantoniosooner

12/29/2011, 07:24 PM

Lock both in your car trunk and see who still loves you in an hour.

3rdgensooner

12/29/2011, 09:01 PM

I don't have a wife, so I'm going to go with "dog". Yes, that's my answer: "dog".

Lott's Bandana

12/29/2011, 09:30 PM

My bitch

SoonerTerry

12/30/2011, 09:45 AM

Dog...

its not even close

KantoSooner

12/30/2011, 09:52 AM

Dog.

That this question was even asked is another sign of the apocalypse.

pphilfran

12/30/2011, 01:19 PM

My girlfriend doesn't get so excited that she pizzes on the floor when I come home after an hour or two...

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii187/pphilfran/004-7.jpg

Lott's Bandana

12/30/2011, 01:22 PM

Mine does.

Weird.

pphilfran

12/30/2011, 02:25 PM

Mine does.

Weird.

lol

Tulsa_Fireman

12/30/2011, 02:48 PM

Only one humps my leg.

My THIRD leg. Ithankya.

GDC

12/30/2011, 03:03 PM

I have always been able to rely on my dogs a damn sight more than any bitch.

badger

12/30/2011, 04:00 PM

The dogs that NP and I adopted a few years ago are the first dogs I've ever owned, and I've come to this conclusion: Dogs love a whole hell of a lot more than any human can. They are simply creatures that do nothing but love.

That said, they probably NP more than I do... but only because they have the unfair advantage of being dogs :)

Lott's Bandana

12/30/2011, 04:09 PM

The dogs that NP and I adopted a few years ago are the first dogs I've ever owned, and I've come to this conclusion: Dogs love a whole hell of a lot more than any human can. They are simply creatures that do nothing but love.

That said, they probably NP more than I do... but only because they have the unfair advantage of being dogs :)

And poop.

My girlfriend does that too, I suspect. But not on the floor when I get home, thankfully.

SoonerLaw09

12/30/2011, 05:02 PM

If pooping in the yard is a sign of love, then the dog (when he was alive). My wife has never done that to my knowledge.

SicEmBaylor

12/30/2011, 05:09 PM

I don't have a wife, but if I did I have no doubt what the answer would be:
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/317072_10150296301113484_511923483_7684546_1045011 _n.jpg

SoonerLaw09

12/30/2011, 05:49 PM

I don't have a wife, but if I did I have no doubt what the answer would be:
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/317072_10150296301113484_511923483_7684546_1045011 _n.jpg

Now that's a face only a Baylor fan could love...