Chicken in a Can

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Was one of the secret ingredients on Chopped tonight. They stole 8XC's idea.

[Boomer.....]

http://gifs.gifbin.com/112009/1258099325_canned_chicken.gif

Mmmmmmm....chicken in a can.

[ouleaf]

Tosh.0 had a bit on this....so gross.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

One judge complained about a hair in the dish, and the responsible chef said, "Well I did wash my hair this morning, so at least it's a clean hair."

[8timechamps]

One judge complained about a hair in the dish, and the responsible chef said, "Well I did wash my hair this morning, so at least it's a clean hair."

When I watch it, I'm usually sidetracked by the amount of sweat that is being dropped into the food. I think finding a hair would be the end of my Chopped judging career.

[delhalew]

That's why the go light on the salt.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

When I watch it, I'm usually sidetracked by the amount of sweat that is being dropped into the food. I think finding a hair would be the end of my Chopped judging career.I get grossed out anytime someone chops a finger. They just put a rubber glove over it like no big deal but I'm about to pass out.

[delhalew]

I get grossed out anytime someone chops a finger. They just put a rubber glove over it like no big deal but I'm about to pass out.

If you made a production out of it every time you mutilated yourself, you'd never get anything done. I have a number of scars from my time spent in a pro kitchen.

[Curly Bill]

I can deal with the blood better than I can the copious amounts of sweat some of em shower onto the food they're preparing.

[8timechamps]

I can deal with the blood better than I can the copious amounts of sweat some of em shower onto the food they're preparing.

Given a choice, I'd take neither...but the blood (so long as they cover it) is certainly better than the sweat drops.

[Sooner Mommy]

Chicken In A Can is one of the grossest things I've ever seen. Chopped features a lot of foods I find questionable, but I'm sure someone, somewhere loves them. One of my favorite shows!

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Yahoo headlines had a copycat recipe for Chick Fil Gay sandwiches, so I tried it today. Good.

If I try it again, I'd pound the meat a little thinner.

http://hilahcooking.com/chick-fil-a-copycat/


Also, I have tons of homegrown tomatoes from my garden, so I put sliced tomatoes and a couple strips of bacon on the sandwich. Can't go wrong there.

[olevetonahill]

Yahoo headlines had a copycat recipe for Chick Fil Gay sandwiches, so I tried it today. Good.

If I try it again, I'd pound the meat a little harder.

http://hilahcooking.com/chick-fil-a-copycat/

FIFY :congratulatory:

[cccasooner2]

FIFY :congratulatory:

Better to pound ones own meat rather than marry an SS per CF.

[Curly Bill]

I've watched Chopped on an occasion or two, but it's one of my least favorite shows they have. Along with anything with Paula Deen.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

http://gifs.gifbin.com/112009/1258099325_canned_chicken.gif

Mmmmmmm....chicken in a can.

Looks like it's giving birth.

To AWESOMENESS.

[8timechamps]

To be clear, my idea (with a minuscule about of credit to OU4Life...whom I miss terribly) was not Chicken in a Can. It was LIVE Chicken in a Can. The idea being that you can a live, fully grown chicken. Poke some holes for air, and throw a handful of corn kernels before you close the lid. Then, just stick it in the mail. The buyer could choose to kill and butcher it, keep it for fresh eggs, or just enjoy the company of live poultry. The possibilities are endless, really.

[olevetonahill]

To be clear, my idea (with a minuscule about of credit to OU4Life...whom I miss terribly) was not Chicken in a Can. It was LIVE Chicken in a Can. The idea being that you can a live, fully grown chicken. Poke some holes for air, and throw a handful of corn kernels before you close the lid. Then, just stick it in the mail. The buyer could choose to kill and butcher it, keep it for fresh eggs, or just enjoy the company of live poultry. The possibilities are endless, really.
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[cccasooner2]

http://twistedsifter.sifter.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/guinness-brilliant.jpg

Exactly! :D

[cccasooner2]

There is a kids joke that starts "Do you have chicken in the can?" Don't remember the punchline but there should be a lot of them.

[StoopTroup]

Everytime I watch Hells Kitchen and these folks that think Ramsey is going to hire them to run one of his restaurants and they are sweating into the food....I just am waiting for when they go Home. Not only the sweat but the ones that talk crap on video blow my mind too. I can't imagine him hiring anyone who can't speak plain and clear on their feet and resort to having to release their emotions in a broom closet in front of a video camera. It's pathetic and funny as hell everytime they go off.

Now...my number one thing I can't stand.

If you plop down in my restaurant after service and have a beer or a nice glass of wine or even a scotch....fine. If you think I wouldn't fire you within two seconds after lighting up a cigarette in front of my Customers who might have a problem with someone who smokes ability to taste food properly who smokes....you'd be wrong. I couldn't care if you beat everyone in the whole show by 1000% better technique, I wouldn't let you behind a stove. You can't even wash dishes. Get the hell out of my restaurant.