Things you don't want for Christmas

[StoopTroup]

Anything that has to do with Matthew MygawdI'mghey. Man that ad is sickening.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1nfgcTUg7s

[StoopTroup]

No ghey sunglasses, ghey pirate shirts, ghey cologne.....none of it!

Just buy me a nice Carhardt Jacket and some old antique barbed wire.

[olevetonahill]

I dont want the clap thats fer dayum sure.

[StoopTroup]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fx3xZ0OsTY

[badger]

I actually found a Clapper in a store last year and got it for my parents because we had been seeing those ads for years and thought what the heck, see what the buzz is all about.

I just did something similar this year --- I have a friend that is looking to go into professional landscaping and design and has a good sense of humor. I found a Shrek Chia pet.

I will have to find out the status of my parents' Clapper and how well it works and stuff. I will give an update on the Chia later, provided it doesn't end up a doggie toy or trashed immediately :)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Aids

[StoopTroup]

Aids

Avoid using Dolce Gabanna you stud. :D

[King Crimson]

my pops always gets me a gray or black collared wool sweater thing. they are nice, expensive maybe, but i don't wear them.

[8timechamps]

my pops always gets me a gray or black collared wool sweater thing. they are nice, expensive maybe, but i don't wear them.

My mom, bless her heart (by adding that, I can say negative stuff and not feel bad), has given me things she thinks men like for my entire adult life. For instance, last year I got a globe, and the year before a coffee table book on Naval Ships of WWI (I'm ex-military, not Navy, and I don't now...nor have I ever had any interest in WWI or the naval ships of said war).

[Jacie]

Any of you guys ever thought of providing your parents with some kind of wish list? Believe me, they will appreciate knowing the gift they get for you is something you actually want . . .

[StoopTroup]

Dear Dad. I want a place in Aspen and a place in Kauai.

Thanks.

ST

[SanJoaquinSooner]

No orange clothing

[Soonerus]

No DVD of the 2011 Sooner football season...

[StoopTroup]

What if it's narrated by BV? :D

[Soonerus]

What if it's narrated by BV? :D

No thanks, I am ready to put this one behind...

[StoopTroup]

Not me. I wanna see what happens in Tempe.

[8timechamps]

Any of you guys ever thought of providing your parents with some kind of wish list? Believe me, they will appreciate knowing the gift they get for you is something you actually want . . .

Oh yeah. I've even had conversations with her about it (at one point, I told her not to worry with anything for me...didn't work). My mom's always been really into Christmas, and gets gifts for everyone she's ever met (including the paper boy and mailman). I gave up and now I kinda look forward to what this year's man-gift will be.

[Flagstaffsooner]

People always give me this stuff at the company xmas party. No more.

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[Eielson]

My mom, bless her heart (by adding that, I can say negative stuff and not feel bad), has given me things she thinks men like for my entire adult life. For instance, last year I got a globe, and the year before a coffee table book on Naval Ships of WWI (I'm ex-military, not Navy, and I don't now...nor have I ever had any interest in WWI or the naval ships of said war).

Can I have your globe?

[cleller]

Still have the globe my mom got us when I was around 6. Its a little out of date. Maybe an antique?

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Oh yeah. I've even had conversations with her about it (at one point, I told her not to worry with anything for me...didn't work). My mom's always been really into Christmas, and gets gifts for everyone she's ever met (including the paper boy and mailman). I gave up and now I kinda look forward to what this year's man-gift will be.I met your mom one time. Where's my present?

[StoopTroup]

http://www.snobama.com/216-306-large/snobama-snow-globe.jpg

[StoopTroup]

Cheney Snow Globe. It shoots you in the face if you shake it really hard....lol

http://www.andyworthington.co.uk/images/cheneysnowglobe.jpg

[StoopTroup]

:offended:

http://media.salon.com/2010/08/placeholder_for_pilot_snow_globe_story-460x307.jpg

[8timechamps]

I met your mom one time. Where's my present?

Dude...give it time...the mail is slow this time of year!