PR0N

[mdklatt]

This is just anecdotal observation, but for something that is 99% aimed at dudes, hetero pr0n sure does have a lot of dong in it. Two dudes on one girl seems popular (if your wang:tang ratio is greater than 1 you're doing it wrong), then here comes Secretariat's body double to make us all feel inadequate, and if that's not enough we have to watch some baby batter splatter. That's just way too much weenis. Who exactly is this supposed to appeal to? To quote Louis CK, whenever I see another penis it ruins my whole day.

[delhalew]

That's why I prefer fisting or inanimate objects...when I started typing I thought I was joking...hmmm.

[IBleedCrimson]

Pr0n is definitely getting weirder. Long trails of spit involved in the BJ seems to be growing in popularity... but who the hell wants to see that? Its distracting.

[Lott's Bandana]

The pron I shoot is pretty old-fashioned.

[NormanPride]

I remember they used to show the dude's O face a lot. That was probably the worst idea in the history of anything.

[Peach Fuzz]

I remember they used to show the dude's O face a lot. That was probably the worst idea in the history of anything.

fap fap fap

[ouleaf]

Showtime just started airing a new series called "Dave's Old Pron". It's pretty funny stuff. Features the great Dave Attell and usually another one of his comedian friends offering their humorous commentary on old 70's-80's era pron. They also usually bring in an old pron star from that era too.

[SoonerLaw09]

This is just anecdotal observation, but for something that is 99% aimed at dudes, hetero pr0n sure does have a lot of dong in it. Two dudes on one girl seems popular (if your wang:tang ratio is greater than 1 you're doing it wrong), then here comes Secretariat's body double to make us all feel inadequate, and if that's not enough we have to watch some baby batter splatter. That's just way too much weenis. Who exactly is this supposed to appeal to? To quote Louis CK, whenever I see another penis it ruins my whole day.

Dat stuff'll rot your brain *and* your weenis anyway. Just say no.

[SoonerLaw09]

Showtime just started airing a new series called "Dave's Old Pron". It's pretty funny stuff. Features the great Dave Attell and usually another one of his comedian friends offering their humorous commentary on old 70's-80's era pron. They also usually bring in an old pron star from that era too.

Man, Showtime (aka little brother to HBO) is really stretching for ideas, no?

[Mississippi Sooner]

Serious question. Is Nina Hartley still making movies? In a business where the girls usually last a year or two if they are lucky, that old gal had a career that rivaled some of the guys.

[Peach Fuzz]

Serious question. Is Nina Hartley still making movies? In a business where the girls usually last a year or two if they are lucky, that old gal had a career that rivaled some of the guys.
Not that I would know, but yeah, she's made some in the last few years... so I've heard

[ouleaf]

Man, Showtime (aka little brother to HBO) is really stretching for ideas, no?

While HBO programming is better, Showtime has quite a few shows out there right now they can hang their hats on. Dexter, Homeland, Shameless, Californication....Episodes is also good.

This Dave Attell show is good though, following the mystery science theater format of funny running commentary while the scene plays out. Attell to me is one of the funniest comedians out there, so i usually stop down and watch him.

[bonkuba]

Dave's show is actually cool....I caught it the other night. Had some pron chick from the 70's talking about her movie while it was playing.....funny as hell.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

TTIWWP

[XingTheRubicon]

I remember they used to show the dude's O face a lot. That was probably the worst idea in the history of anything.

I've always enjoyed the top-notch acting.


Boogie Nights is still one of the greatest movies ever, simply for allowing the levels of pathetic to reach Donner's Pass heights. The trailer film that the redhead made, and watching Dirk Diggler singing "My heat will rock you," are two of the funniest things I will probably ever see.

[delhalew]

Anybody remember the flick Charlie Sheen and Emilio did, about the guys who did Behind the Green Door, ect. Rated X...I think.

[Mississippi Sooner]

Anybody remember the flick Charlie Sheen and Emilio did, about the guys who did Behind the Green Door, ect. Rated X...I think.

Yep. Strange seeing the two of them with bald heads. I thought it wasn't a bad flick. They stayed pretty close to the truth in chronicling Artie's mental breakdown. Of course, Emilio was wise to cast Charlie in the role of the brother who drives himself crazy with alcohol, drugs and women.

[SoonerLaw09]

Yep. Strange seeing the two of them with bald heads. I thought it wasn't a bad flick. They stayed pretty close to the truth in chronicling Artie's mental breakdown. Of course, Emilio was wise to cast Charlie in the role of the brother who drives himself crazy with alcohol, drugs and women.

You mean that *wasn't* a Charlie Sheen biopic? Who knew...

[Mississippi Sooner]

You mean that *wasn't* a Charlie Sheen biopic? Who knew...

He did play the part very convincingly.

[yermom]

I've always enjoyed the top-notch acting.


Boogie Nights is still one of the greatest movies ever, simply for allowing the levels of pathetic to reach Donner's Pass heights. The trailer film that the redhead made, and watching Dirk Diggler singing "My heat will rock you," are two of the funniest things I will probably ever see.

that really is a quality flick. the cast is great, and it's the same dude that did Magnolia and There Will Be Blood.

[8timechamps]

Anyone see the movie with Greg Kinnear about the guy from [i]Hogan's Heroes]/i]? The dude was a sex fanatic, and had his deviant buddy (played by Willem Defoe). There's a scene where Defoe's character walks in on Kinnear's character watching some homemade pron, and they both start fapping....IN THE SAME ROOM.

Now, back to the topi of dongs in pron...

[nighttrain12]

Serious question. Is Nina Hartley still making movies? In a business where the girls usually last a year or two if they are lucky, that old gal had a career that rivaled some of the guys.

You can see her 'filmography' (all 892 films) on IAFD.com by searching for her. Yes, she seems to be focusing on I/R and also M-I-L-F films in her latest comeback. I would buy a copy of her latest 'Thrilla In Vanilla 6' but I haven't seen the first 5 so I probably wouldn't appreciate all the character development and continuing storylines in it. ;)

'Nina Hartley's PU$$Y Party' sounds like it could be a good one and since it is listed as 'Lez only', none of those irritating 'thingies' will cause a distraction. Looking at the other cast members, did you know Faye Dunaway is now making 'Pron' movies!?! Wow! Oh wait, that is Faye Runaway, never mind.

[SoonerStormchaser]

This thread has serious potential...

[SicEmBaylor]

This thread has serious potential...
Don't get too excited. When they said "70's porn" they meant the decade not the age of the actors.

[NormanPride]

http://www.aquateencentral.com/images/characters/InsultMaster.jpg

[Jacie]

Went to one of those meet-the-celebrity things in Dallas about 16 years ago and Nina sat on my lap. She was pretty hawt then . . .

[Lott's Bandana]

Went to one of those meet-the-celebrity things in Dallas about 16 years ago and Nina sat on my lap. She was pretty hawt then . . .


"How many BTUs does a vulva put out?" - Jim Harrison The Great Leader

[mdklatt]

Anyone see the movie with Greg Kinnear about the guy from [i]Hogan's Heroes]/i]?

I saw that. A really odd topic for a movie, but it was pretty good.

[StoopTroup]

Don't get too excited. When they said "70's porn" they meant the decade not the age of the actors.

LOL

[Sooner91ATL]

Mainstream stuff pretty much sucks. The amateur/bootleg wife stuff is about the best going on right now.

Yes too many dongs in porn. And why do the guys always have to be wanking it? There's a woman there - why not have her do the honors? Plus the obsession with baby batter is over the top and silly.

Skanky crack whores are also a problem, they have proliferated. But then without them I guess there wouldn't be much pron.

[3rdgensooner]

and they both start fapping....IN THE SAME ROOM.


Kind of like pervert row at strip clubs...a bunch of dudes with boners side by side...

[Jerk]

My biggest problem is that 90% of all the chicks have hardwood floors. Ok, look, I want a WOMAN, not a pre-teen. No, I don't want a Wookie, either, but some trim is nice.

[nighttrain12]

Did you know Holly-Weird is making a 'Pron' movie about Linda Lovelace? Amanda ('Jennifer's Body') Seyfried is playing the title character.

This would make a good 'Who'd You Rather'. Linda Lovelace (in her prime) or Amanda Seyfried AS Linda Lovelace.

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/amanda-seyfried-goes-dark-play-lovelace-195022681.html

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/SNn2ZGaPnVqtKBSnWrVd3Q--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/movietalk/630-seyfried-lovelace_173708.jpg

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/LKfUBv7029tWPBjLZv9R_Q--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMxMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/movietalk/310-amandaseyfried_175623.jpg

[Chuck Bao]

I just think that their should be more period pieces.

I don't know...Roman, Dark Ages, Shakespearean, Wild West, etc.

[Mjcpr]

I just think that their should be more period pieces.


I'm sure there is some red wing material out there.

[GDC]

that really is a quality flick. the cast is great, and it's the same dude that did Magnolia and There Will Be Blood.

Greatest scene in movie history...

H9pZpcxodf4

[StoopTroup]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/1010/the-o-face-epic-final-demotivational-poster-1287653921.jpg