Dear Semi-Trashy Middle Aged Woman at Louie's...

[SicEmBaylor]

...it's a cigar bar. I don't have to "leave" and get rid of my cigar. **** you.

I met up with my sister, BIL, and cousin who is on leave from Massachusetts at the Louei's in Moore to watch the Baylor game, eat some grub, have some beers, and enjoy some cigars. There's a woman there in this OU dress who is clearly pissed that Baylor was beating UT (why any Sooner would root for UT is beyond me). The TV is a bit far from our table and near the billiard table where she was playing with her bald b/f. Every now and then I'd get up to get a closer look, finally she turns to her b/f and says "He shouldn't have that cigar in here! Make him leave and get rid of it!" Well, the b/f just looked at her like she was an idiot and didn't do or say anything. Louie's is a CIGAR bar.

I've been meaning to rant about this the last couple of days, but I've been busy complaining about OU's offensive woes.

[sooner_born_1960]

Smoking will stunt your growth.

[SicEmBaylor]

Smoking will stunt your growth.
Too late.

[3rdgensooner]

You should have punched her in the ovaries right then and there.

[soonerbrat]

Sic'em, sorry about that. i was drunk.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Actually it's just a plain ol' bar, but I see your point. They have a non smoking side.

[SicEmBaylor]

You should have punched her in the ovaries right then and there.
I can't reach that high.

[SicEmBaylor]

Actually it's just a plain ol' bar, but I see your point. They have a non smoking side.

Well, I call it a "cigar bar" because they not only allow cigar smoking but have a fairly decent cigar menu and a cabinet humidor. Slightly over priced for some of the sticks but that's par for the course. I call it a "cigar bar" to differentiate it from a standard bar which, most of the time, does not allow cigar smoking.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Well, I call it a "cigar bar" because they not only allow cigar smoking but have a fairly decent cigar menu and a cabinet humidor. Slightly over priced for some of the sticks but that's par for the course. I call it a "cigar bar" to differentiate it from a standard bar which, most of the time, does not allow cigar smoking.Gotcha.

[SoonerTerry]

Yerfoot herjyna yerwelcome

[Lott's Bandana]

I have a hard time imagining any woman I would be dating/with that would tell me to make someone leave a public business.


Is my bar too high?

[AlbqSooner]

Sic'em, sorry about that. i was drunk.

If yer drunk, it don't count.

[JiminyChristmas]

Why would yermom act like that to you?

[SicEmBaylor]

Why would yermom act like that to you?
That time of the month....

[SoonerTerry]

oops

[CrimsonKel]

Two Buddhist Monks were on a journey, one was a senior monk, the other a junior monk. During their journey they approached a raging river and on the river bank stood a young lady. She was clearly concerned about how she would get to the other side of the river without drowning.

The junior monk walked straight past her without giving it a thought and he crossed the river. The senior monk picked up the woman and carried her across the river. He placed her down, they parted ways with woman and on they went with the journey.

As the journey went on, the senior monk could see some concern on the junior monk's mind, he asked what was wrong. The junior monk replied, "how could you carry her like that? You know we can't touch women, it's against our way of life". The senior monk answered, "I left the woman at the rivers edge a long way back, why are you still carrying her?"

http://www.endlesshumanpotential.com/buddhist-monk-story.html

[Lott's Bandana]

Phil Jackson is a SoonerFan?

[northspeter]

she was probably that dudes whore wife....

[SicEmBaylor]

she was probably that dudes whore wife....
I didn't get the.impression.they were married, but it is possible.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Maybe that was her way of saying she wanted some hot menage action.

[SicEmBaylor]

Maybe that was her way of saying she wanted some hot menage action.

Probably....from the massive bald dude.

[diverdog]

How in the hell can you afford cigars? I thought you lived at home with mom and dad.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Sic'em misses opportunity for hot three way action, film at 11.

[TUSooner]

She didn't really mind the cigar smoke; she just thought you looked stupid with that stogie and she needed to push somebody around.... My niece works at that Louie's btw.

[olevetonahill]

How in the hell can you afford cigars? I thought you lived at home with mom and dad.

Duh, Thats HOW.

[olevetonahill]

She didn't really mind the cigar smoke; she just thought you looked stupid with that stogie and she needed to push somebody around.... My niece works at that Louie's btw.

If she was tryin to Impress , Why dint she pick on a Real Man?

[StoopTroup]

It's been over a year now. You'd think the little bitch would have finished his cigar and gotten over it by now. :D

[MamaMia]

Everytime I smell a cigar, I think of my favorite Uncle Arturo. He loved his Cubans. :)

[StoopTroup]

I've had Cubans. They are OK but there are plenty of good cigars we can buy legally. I really don't see the need to back a Communist Regime.

[MamaMia]

I didn't get the.impression.they were married, but it is possible.Maybe he was her pathetic needy x husband.

[stoopified]

That time of the month.... :)

[SicEmBaylor]

Everytime I smell a cigar, I think of my favorite Uncle Arturo. He loved his Cubans. :)

Was his last name Fuente?

[OUmillenium]

Doh!