Kristi Malzahn Interview--Youtube

[Sabanball]

This is good stuff if you have not seen it. This is Auburn OC Gus Malzahn's wife. Apparently it has now gone totally viral on the internet.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMqUaaTrFBs&feature=youtu.be

[8timechamps]

Meth?


I couldn't live with that.

[Sabanball]

I still can't get over her comments about Cam Newton. Almost sounds like he might have paid her a 'visit' a few times...:sneakiness:


If I was married to this gal, I wouldn't trust her with the pizza delivery guy.

[8timechamps]

I still can't get over her comments about Cam Newton. Almost sounds like he might have paid her a 'visit' a few times...:sneakiness:


If I was married to this gal, I wouldn't trust her with the pizza delivery guy.

No kidding. What makes it so funny is that she has no filter between her brain and her mouth. I thought the 50+ scholly players traveling was interesting. Isn't there a limit on the number of players you're allowed to travel (it's not 50+)?

[StoopTroup]

I just feel badly for Gus.

[SoonerKnight]

Yeah. No wonder he is at the "office" so much!! LOL!!

[Sabanball]

No wonder Ole Miss is no longer interested in him.

I bet Kristi is the type woman that LOVES to lay out at the family pool right where all the guys that drive by have a full view of her.

[StoopTroup]

I know why Bob looked at my Friend so funny when her asked him if Malzahn was his pick to replace Kevin Wilson. I'm wondering if it was...."Have you met Gus's Wife? No way I can due that to the people on my Coaching Staff. LOL

[Sabanball]

I know why Bob looked at my Friend so funny when her asked him if Malzahn was his pick to replace Kevin Wilson. I'm wondering if it was...."Have you met Gus's Wife? No way I can due that to the people on my Coaching Staff. LOL

When I think of wives like Carol Stoops and Terry Saban, I think of total class. I could NEVER imagine Bob or Nick allowing anyone on their staffs that had a loose cannon like this for a wife.

[StoopTroup]

When I think of wives like Carol Stoops and Terry Saban, I think of total class. I could NEVER imagine Bob or Nick allowing anyone on their staffs that had a loose cannon like this for a wife.

Agreed.

[Peach Fuzz]

Dear Kristi, I like your style.
Sincerely, Amy Whinehouse

omg haha

[SoonerKnight]

I know why Bob looked at my Friend so funny when her asked him if Malzahn was his pick to replace Kevin Wilson. I'm wondering if it was...."Have you met Gus's Wife? No way I can due that to the people on my Coaching Staff. LOL

Please! He was probably thinking he could not give your friend the same type off answer he gives the press!! LOL! You know he does not tell anyone anything!

[Soonerjeepman]

holy cow..she is crazy....

[Soonerjeepman]

I'm sure the interviewer is like...wow..how do I get rid of this lady....

[BlownGP]

WTF

[101sooner]

Meth.

[auto]

Bat **** crazy, that girl probably could suck start a leaf blower.

[Jacie]

"Tell us your thought on Cam Newton."

Conspiratorial whispered reply, "I love him! But don't tell my husband."

[Breadburner]

Is she a Schnellenberger....???

[SicEmBaylor]

Holy mother of mary.

[OUNASH]

I could see why Gus would tell her to "SHUT UP". That is one crazy woman.

[Zin]

Yikes, she makes Kate Gosselin look sane.

[rainiersooner]

I couldn't watch the whole thing it was so painful.

[BigDeezy]

I agree, it was painful to watch. That lady is either high on something or is nuttier than a fruitcake.

[oumartin]

nm

[SoonerorLater]

Kristi's a sweetheart isn't she.

[Neath a Western Sky]

Bat **** crazy, that girl probably could suck start a leaf blower.

Yay auto! LMAO.

[oumartin]

nm

[cleller]

Its not easy to adjust from the high society Springdale Arkansas, to Auburn Alabama.

[Dan Thompson]

I got by the first 30 seconds.

[MountainOkie]

I SAID SHE GAVE ME A HUGE ERECTION!!!!

For next time: What I said before this was, "I WISH I didn't hear what you just said." Not, "I didn't hear what you just said." :wink: :biggrin:

And for my two bits on Mrs. Malzahn--at least she doesn't put on any masks. You know exactly where she stands.

[Flagstaffsooner]

She is obviously bi-polar, reminds me of an ex-girlfriend.

[cleller]

She is obviously bi-polar, reminds me of an ex-girlfriend.

Show of hands: does anyone NOT have one of these in their past?

[oumartin]

I kinda dig crazy B!tches.

[Flagstaffsooner]

I kinda dig crazy B!tches.They're fun for a while...then oh, boy

[LRoss]

I hate to burn on anybody too much. I mean, we all have our weaknesses and blind spots.

And there's no way that I could have done as well after 8 whiskey shots.

[Flagstaffsooner]

That wasnt whiskey. That was the meds. Believe me, I have seen it.

[OU-HSV]

No wonder Ole Miss is no longer interested in him.

I bet Kristi is the type woman that LOVES to lay out at the family pool right where all the guys that drive by have a full view of her.
Haha, I get the feeling you hit the nail on the head here. Wow, she seems like a wacko. Gus better put a muzzle on her

[oumartin]

Haha, I get the feeling you hit the nail on the head here. Wow, she seems like a wacko. Gus better put a muzzle on her

I'll put something in her pie hole to shut er up! I'm thinking Cam has already done the same.

[StoopTroup]

http://dazedanddistracted.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/800px-vienna_sausage_tasty.jpg

[oumartin]

http://dazedanddistracted.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/800px-vienna_sausage_tasty.jpg



http://www.1ameds.net/images/lortab.jpg

[OU-HSV]

I'll put something in her pie hole to shut er up! I'm thinking Cam has already done the same.
Yeah Cam may not be the only one. Wow

[CBUS_SOONER]

Id hit it... hard

[AlboSooner]

wait, wha?

[delhalew]

A girl like that doesn't last long in my universe. If I feel inclined to tell you to shut up during the course of a five minute conversion...that is our only conversation.

[DBrown]

GIGGITY......er.....maybe not.

[StoopTroup]

http://www.1ameds.net/images/lortab.jpg


It shouldn't take that much Viagra to get a VS up.

[EatLeadCommie]

She is obviously bi-polar, reminds me of an ex-girlfriend.
Yep.

[Spray]

I kept waiting for her to say something controversial. All I saw was a bunch of comments taken out of context and an Alabama fan's spin on what she was actually saying. Just because she's obviously a hyperactive nutjob didn't make anything she said all that outrageous. What I think is sadder is that some Alabama fan went to all the trouble to put that together.

[Mississippi Sooner]

Those pills aren't Viagra.

[TUSooner]

No way I'm listening 13 minutes of that.

[StoopTroup]

Those pills aren't Viagra.

Heh. No wonder he ain't gettin the right reaction to his sausage problem....lol

What are they?

I know it ain't for diarrhea or he'd STFU.

[Mississippi Sooner]

Heh. No wonder he ain't gettin the right reaction to his sausage problem....lol

What are they?

I know it ain't for diarrhea or he'd STFU.

Those are lortabs. And no, they ain't known for putting the lead in your pencil.

[olevetonahill]

No way I'm listening 13 minutes of that.
Agreed Kev. Hell theres to many inane posts here to read , to waste time with that.:biggrin:

[oumartin]

Heh. No wonder he ain't gettin the right reaction to his sausage problem....lol

What are they?

I know it ain't for diarrhea or he'd STFU.


you're the one addicted to pain killers..

[StoopTroup]

you're the one addicted to pain killers..

And you know that how? Because you think it's true?

Addicted is a pretty tall claim there dickwheel.

Again you go talking about things that you don't know **** about.

[StoopTroup]

Addiction can also be viewed as a continued involvement with an activity despite the negative consequences associated with it.

You know....like logging onto an OU Board and never saying one nice thing about a Team that 99% of the people who login here Love.

I think the guy with the real addiction is you Marty. You couldn't live one day without coming here ****ting all over someone so you could get your rocks off.

[badger]

I'll admit that I mostly listened to audio and didn't watch, but before you all assume meds, consider this possibility: She's a gossipy gal that doesn't realize how much (and how loudly and annoyingly) she talks. It's like the mom that the son nudges and whispers "Mom, you're embarrassing me!" and the mom loudly responds so everyone can hear "I am not embarrassing you, pookie!"

Perhaps seeing the video will help her realize how everyone perceives her, but has been to nice up till now to point out.

[delhalew]

The picture is key...yikes.

[NormanPride]

I'll admit that I mostly listened to audio and didn't watch, but before you all assume meds, consider this possibility: She's a gossipy gal that doesn't realize how much (and how loudly and annoyingly) she talks. It's like the mom that the son nudges and whispers "Mom, you're embarrassing me!" and the mom loudly responds so everyone can hear "I am not embarrassing you, pookie!"

Perhaps seeing the video will help her realize how everyone perceives her, but has been to nice up till now to point out.
You are too nice, hon. She's a loon.

[swardboy]

"I see thuh train a'comin'. It's comin' 'round the....WHAM!!

Could not watch five minutes of that. God bless you Gus.

[sooneredaco]

I would have tossed her a$$ to the curb a long time ago

[EatLeadCommie]

I'll admit that I mostly listened to audio and didn't watch, but before you all assume meds, consider this possibility: She's a gossipy gal that doesn't realize how much (and how loudly and annoyingly) she talks. It's like the mom that the son nudges and whispers "Mom, you're embarrassing me!" and the mom loudly responds so everyone can hear "I am not embarrassing you, pookie!"

Perhaps seeing the video will help her realize how everyone perceives her, but has been to nice up till now to point out.
Nah, she's just bi-polar and pretty clearly in a manic state.

[olevetonahill]

Nah, she's just bi-polar and pretty clearly in a manic state.
So yer sayin shes a Crazy assed yainch .

[EatLeadCommie]

I think it's too prevalent a mental disorder for one to just get stuck with the crazy label for it, but yeah, when folks are in manic states, it certainly comes off that way.