Mike Gundy...

[Lott's Bandana]

...probably wishes his stadium would also get a "Memorial" tag to its name.

[tulsaoilerfan]

..... has better hair than jimmy Johnson

[Flagstaffsooner]

Is not a man at 42.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

...loves his hair gel.

Loves it.

[tooslow]

Has a tanning bed in his office.

[Sooner Eclipse]

Faps to pictures of Les Miles using hair gel as lube.

[SoonerPride]

Will kick you out of his house if you wear red.

[BigTip]

Sets his tanning bed dial to "neon orange".

[SoonerMarkVA]

...always wins the battle with a porcupine. Always.

[Breadburner]

does not like "Trim" or "Carpenters"......

[LiveLaughLove]

has a smarter brother.

[goingoneight]

... still thinks Kendall Hunter is better than DeMarco Murray, Zac Robinson is better than Sam Bradford and orange is better than red.

[Peach Fuzz]

...bleaches his anus every tuesday.

[SoonerorLater]

..... has better hair than jimmy Johnson

I love Jimmy Johnson's hair. On his best day he could smoke a cigarette in a rainstorm.

[cjames317]

... had a tough time at Thanksgiving dinner explaining his "GO POKES" tramp stamp.

[deweydw]

... was and always will be a guido.


http://www.mikemet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/guido-gay-christmas.jpg

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/967/553/72978994_display_image.jpg?1306455697

[tfoolry]

Faps to pictures of Biker Fox using hair gel as lube.

FIFY

http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk140/tfoolry/0152.jpg

[BigTip]

.....showers with Boone Pickens.

[StoopTroup]

....stands erect when he hears pistols firing.

[sooneredaco]

Is being investigated for abusing his 2 underage sheep

[StoopTroup]

....is rubbing up to Boone right now.

[StoopTroup]

....has probably posted in this anonymously.

http://www.orangepower.com/threads/big-game-bob-only-one-big-12-champ-after-bedlam.133531/ (http://www.orangepower.com/threads/big-game-bob-only-one-big-12-champ-after-bedlam.133531/)

[cjames317]

... is gonna break out his Billy Jack hat on the sideline Saturday.

[ocsooner]

... is jumping up and down that he came up with idea to wear a visor first - that makes him the ONE true visor champ!

[3rdgensooner]

botoxed his smile muscles

[olevetonahill]

:succ:

[kbsooner21]

Refers to himself as The Situation

[BigTip]

....wears the Pistol Pete head when doing his wife.

[3rdgensooner]

wears OU jammies

[cjames317]

... had his kids chop block Cale's kids in the family's Thanksgiving touch football game.

[StoopTroup]

... is gonna break out his Billy Jack hat on the sideline Saturday.


Oh ****, We're screwed. ROTF

[StoopTroup]

Pokes holes in oranges and sticks them on his thumbs the night before the game so they are flavored after losing to OU. It gives him a fuzzy feeling all over.

http://gundyslettuce.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/weird-gundy.jpg?w=149&h=200

[PrideMom]

Thinks OSU is his dream job, when everyone else would consider it a nightmare.......

[deweydw]

... has a Barbie Dream house.

[SoonerTerry]

Loves the fowler Honda "I'm a Man" commercial

[Soonerntxs]

WILL BE PURCHASING NCG TICKETS THIS YEAR IF HE WANTS TO BE AT IT!

OU-37

sheep- 34

[deweydw]

... drinks Dr. Pepper 10 to prove he's a man.

[3rdgensooner]

doesn't always lose, but when he does, it's to OU

[badger]

... is forever jealous that brother Cale got to go to OU and he had to go to OSU.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...is a nice person from my hometown of Midwest City.

[Dale Ellis]

Is a close talker guy...

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Mike+Gundy+Oklahoma+v+Oklahoma+State+aOHXKL3p7Xgl. jpg
http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Mike+Gundy+Georgia+v+Oklahoma+State+9DcJbSjaFJ8l.j pg
http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Mike+Gundy+Oklahoma+v+Oklahoma+State+CaCoVgWrN9dl. jpg

[CowboyMRW]

doesn't always lose, but when he does, it's to OU

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQUUkH2oldDbn5_fmJJpNtiKH69csoT_ Q4ituklPYqLUJPoPoSG

[badger]

... gets verbals from top players before they're top players.

... loses verbals from top players after they are declared top players.

... loses even more verbals from players on signing day.

[hairGel]

[Scott D]

Forgets that he's a man in his 40s and acts like he's 6 when he finds out his house is out of orange spray tan.

[BoomerJ]

...Doesn't like it when Bob says to him during the pre-game handshake, "Your my bitch, Mike".

[StoopTroup]

......secret is tangerines.

[XingTheRubicon]

banged a chick in Stillwater that I banged...

true story

I still get sores from time to time

[XingTheRubicon]

secretly holds Cale's hand under the table at thanksgiving

[BoomerJ]

...Gets super pissed when Cale lays out his championship rings on the holiday dinner table and asks where his are. Then Cale tells Mike that Mom loves him more.

[Peach Fuzz]

...watches Locked Up so much that he hasn't wiped in 4 months, just in case he gets caught with sheep.

[Peach Fuzz]

...says "PISTOLS FIRIN'!!! YOOO HOOO!!!!" every time he takes a leak, then giggles about for about 5 minutes.

[cjames317]

... needs more nipple tape for Saturday night.

[SunnySooner]

tries to fire his nieces and nephews when they call him "Uncle Hairgel".

[cjames317]

... bought Shake Weights for Christmas presents to his staff.

[abOUtwinning]

... is going clubbing tonight to show the ladies his fresh dance move.