Are there any day after remedies for not preparing your anus?

[soonervegas]

We probably need to get these on paper so we know what to do next year, then the next year, and the year after that.

[EatLeadCommie]

I have some fissures today. The only thing that seems to work are those suppositories.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5IWK9sRYTs

[rekamrettuB]

Find your closest Ok State fan and have them lick it for you. Texas fans will work too.

[EatLeadCommie]

surely you aren't recommending rimjobs from pokes and whorns.

[BigTip]

Mines pretty tattered.

[badger]

Find a fall-back team so that when your primary lets you down, you have a backup.

Here's mine:
http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/g/green_bay_packers-3727.jpg
http://www.dlcache.indiatimes.com/imageserve/03Z25Fl3mtcLs/350x.jpg
http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/hash/9f/23/Lon%20Kruger_0.jpg

Seriously. Get yourself an NFL team (those guys are allowed to lose multiple games in a a season without batting an eye, so long as the loss isn't in the playoffs0, or get yourself cheering for another OU team, especially the basketball teams.

:( of course, Baylor might beat our basketball teams too this year :(

[Peach Fuzz]

Yeah well, my Cowboys just gave up a 95 yard drive to tie it up with 13 seconds left... Furk.

[Cheerin' 4 OU]

My backup team is the 49ers and well, I haven't watched them since 1999. Are they any good? :-/

[badger]

My backup team is the 49ers and well, I haven't watched them since 1999. Are they any good? :-/

Playoff bound since they are leading possibly the crappiest division in all of the Neffel. You really should follow them again. :D