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deweydw
11/15/2011, 09:46 AM
... wears Winnie the Pooh footie pajamas.
SoonerLaw09
11/15/2011, 11:39 AM
...double dates with SicEm.
badger
11/15/2011, 11:56 AM
...is asking Mike Leach about how to milk more outta his mid-major Texas Big 12 school's donors with leverage from other school's job openings.

...while secretly being jealous that every losing team's fanbase is mentioning Leach as the guy they should hire and not him.

... I mean seriously! I won at BAYLOR! Freakin' BAYLOR! Doesn't anyone know how IMPOSSIBLE it is to win at BAYLOR?! I'd like to see Mike even TRY to win at Baylor.
GDC
11/15/2011, 12:00 PM
...prepares Sicem's anus.
salth2o
11/15/2011, 12:09 PM
...stole Sic'em's scooter.
SoonerMarkVA
11/15/2011, 12:10 PM
...will hit the lecture circuit on anal preparation after retirement.
En_Fuego
11/15/2011, 12:54 PM
....carries a tube of preparation H in his pocket. Never leaves home without it.
goingoneight
11/15/2011, 01:18 PM
... thinks Texas Tech should be ranked higher than OU.

... STILL thinks Kendall Hunter is better than DeMarco Murray.

... wanted to write a movie script about his team and call it "Remember the Bad News Bears."

... thinks he should leave for the SEC.

... can burp the National Anthem. All the way down to "... home of the BEARS!!!"

... knows he'd be in the BCS this year had he stayed at Houston.

... styles his hair in the no-hawk.

... listens to Coldplay on his headset and sings through the mic to his assistants.

... used to troll these boards under the name "TexasLidig8r."

... actually sold Robert Griffin and Kendall Wright on Baylor despite their other offers.

... is out of ideas for now.
NASASooner
11/15/2011, 09:15 PM
...likes to use his first name when he sings "The NameGame.". Art, Art, Bo Bart, banana fana
toast
11/15/2011, 09:35 PM
...full name is Arthur Fonzarelli
oumartin
11/15/2011, 09:54 PM
Will probably beat Tech at home
BoomerJ
11/16/2011, 12:50 AM
...farts in a crowded elevator and blames it on the guy next to him.
IBleedCrimson
11/16/2011, 01:09 AM
...thinks a stadium next a to river when the dorms dump their sewage will smell better than the current setup.
cjames317
11/16/2011, 11:19 AM
... is game planning by copying every one of Tech's offensive plays and sets to see if they'll work again.
badger
11/16/2011, 11:48 AM
...tells anyone that will listen that he built Houston football into the ranked, undefeated program that it is now, not Kevin.
cjames317
11/17/2011, 12:15 PM
... sent copies of "Call of Duty" to all OUr starters.
sooneredaco
11/17/2011, 01:37 PM
Had his proctologist make a home visit on him to prep for this game
Hot Rod
11/17/2011, 01:48 PM
...introduces himself as Art Vandelay on occasion.
TheHumanAlphabet
11/17/2011, 03:08 PM
Thought the smart VY he recruited would get him to the MNCG but is sad to see it probably won't happen...
JiminyChristmas
11/17/2011, 03:13 PM
takes the S&M out of smiles...
madillsoonerfan5353
11/17/2011, 03:18 PM
...thinks if the game was played in Norman he could win.
madillsoonerfan5353
11/18/2011, 09:40 AM
....is mad that he is almost on the second page, with a shot at the NC on line!

....is wondering how much he needs to gauge his anus to prepare for Sic'em?

....hopes the copies of MW3 that he sent to Norman made it to the players.

....has tried to get in touch with Mike Stoops to see if he will stand on OU's sideline for the game Saturday.
deweydw
11/18/2011, 11:47 AM
... likes to play hide the pickle with SicEm.
TheHumanAlphabet
11/18/2011, 01:08 PM
Doesn't even get a 2 page thread on the day before the game...Baylor is still an afterthought...
cjames317
11/18/2011, 01:41 PM
... took Gary Pinkel out for babyback ribs and jello shots at Chili's Wednesday night.
SoonerofAlabama
11/18/2011, 05:05 PM
...Remembers all of the mean kids who called him Fart in grade school.