Prepare Your Anus

[SicEmBaylor]

...for the raping you Gooners are going to receive this saturday. I almost feel sorry for you bastards -- you have no idea what's in store for you. Let me introduce you to the most dynamic QB/WR duo in all of college football: King Griffin III and Kendall Wright.

http://www2.baylor.edu/baylorproud/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/griffin-oct08-hc.jpg
http://www.besoccer.com/baylor-wr-kendall-wright-1-goes-into-the-end-zone-to-score-on-61-yard-touchdown-reception-in-front-of-buffalo-defender-davonte-shannon-7-during-first-half-action-of-an-ncaa-college-football-game-sat-rf_54572.jpg

And when Griffin isn't throwing the deep ball to Wright and beating your corners into the endzone, these two men will be running through your line like **** through a goose.
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/533/561/130772219_display_image.jpg?1320718751
http://baylorlariat.com/files/2011/09/Football-vrs.-SFA_MD-09.17.11_063-FTW.jpg

Your poor defense has never encountered an offense like this. It's going to be a blood bath of epic proportion. You Okies will be entering the center of hell, and we're going to burn your Crimson asses for 500 yards of offense....minimum. I can only hope and pray that our offense leaves at least SOME of your defensive players uninjured so that you can field a team for the rest of the season.

And if our offense wasn't scary enough; our defense will haunt your nightmares for decades to come. You have NEVER seen a defense like this:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OnDdOP0C8lk/TmVJg_fyftI/AAAAAAAADEQ/75baM7PprIc/s1600/Care-Bears-bh13.jpg

Pray to whatever God you believe in. Make whatever sacrifice to the football Gods that you want. None of it will make a difference. You're entering this artillery duel with a slingshot. God have mercy on your souls.

SIC 'EM BEARS!!!!

[LVSOONER15]

Wow!!! How pathetic. Enough said.

[Sooner Eclipse]

until I saw the pictures I thought you were imitating a Poker.

[SicEmBaylor]

Wow!!! How pathetic. Enough said.
You clearly do not follow college football or else you'd realize how outmatched and outclassed your pathetic kiddos in crimson and cream are compared to my bruin in the green and gold.

[okierider]

Thank sicem I needed a good laugh !!!

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I read that Robert Griffin thinks Jefferson Davis was a homo.

And that were he alive today, he'd totally bang Abe Lincoln.

[delhalew]

Ha. Excellent work Frosty!

[En_Fuego]

I read that Robert Griffin thinks Jefferson Davis was a homo.

And that were he alive today, he'd totally bang Abe Lincoln.

Honest Abe got plenty of booty bumping without Ole Jeff Davis

[olevetonahill]

Even OOpra thinks yer funny

2510

[En_Fuego]

4Ac9XE2Koxg

[SicEmBaylor]

I read that Robert Griffin thinks Jefferson Davis was a homo.

And that were he alive today, he'd totally bang Abe Lincoln.
Of all the people mentioned, there is only one homo on that list and it isn't The King or the President.

Nonetheless, King Griffin III would have won the war for the good guys all by himself by the end of '62. If he can defeat the full might of the Federal government then beating the Stoops Pee-Wee squad should be a total walk in the park.

You. Are. Doomed.
Doomed.

[pphilfran]

Baylor? Chit talk from Baylor?

Baylor that is 0-20 vs the Sooners?

Baylor that has been outscored by the Sooners by 24 per game? (37-13)?

That Baylor?

[SicEmBaylor]

Baylor? Chit talk from Baylor?

Baylor that is 0-20 vs the Sooners?

Baylor that has been outscored by the Sooners by 24 per game? (37-13)?

That Baylor?
THAT Baylor is irrelevant. We're talking about THIS Baylor. The same Baylor that is going to hang half a hundred by halftime. "Half a hundred by halftime" is the Baylor battle cry of the week.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Of all the people mentioned, there is only one homo on that list and it isn't The King or the President.

Nonetheless, King Griffin III would have won the war for the good guys all by himself by the end of '62. If he can defeat the full might of the Federal government then beating the Stoops Pee-Wee squad should be a total walk in the park.

You. Are. Doomed.
Doomed.

DOOOOOOMED!

I heard Robert Griffin shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[FirstandGoal]

Wow!!! How pathetic. Enough said.


Heh

[yukonsooner]

Such language and thoughts coming from the Baptists of Baylor

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I heard Robert Griffin actually said hello to hees leetle fren.

And is a pen pal to this day.

[En_Fuego]

Baylor Football Reconditioning Pool.

PUduRU_DA0E

Aww Sic Em.....You're an easy target..:D

[OKLA21FAN]

Hey Sicem. Me and Mrs Okla21fan are bringing the toy hauler down Sat morning from Dallas and will be in the RV area. Wanna have a few cold ones? (at least before the rapings)

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I heard Robert Griffin CAN handle the truth.

[pphilfran]

THAT Baylor is irrelevant. We're talking about THIS Baylor. The same Baylor that is going to hang half a hundred by halftime. "Half a hundred by halftime" is the Baylor battle cry of the week.

It will be closer to 50 total yards...not points...

Truth is the Sooners are going to rest the 1st team offense and let Bell run up the middle every play against the Baylor girls that make up the D line...

RG's new name will be Robert Griffin shredded into 3rds...

[SicEmBaylor]

I heard Robert Griffin CAN handle the truth.
Robert Griffin IS the truth. Veritas is his nickname, and he's spreading the word that Oklahoma will be butthurt come Sunday morning.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I heard Robert Griffin actually went ahead and made his day.

Him and Inspector Callahan are fast friends because of it.

[cherokeebrewer]

Epic!

[SicEmBaylor]

Robert Griffin is your huckleberry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eesNA_W44SU

[nighttrain12]

Please sticky this thread. I'll need a good laugh later.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I heard Robert Griffin filled his hands as requested, you son of a [censored].

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I heard Robert Griffin has a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and he's wearing sunglasses.

[SicEmBaylor]

This man ^ gets it. His anus is sufficiently puckered to endure this week's trip to The Case (otherwise known as the Gates of Hell).

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I heard Robert Griffin knows for a fact that it wasn't over when the germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

[Lott's Bandana]

RGIII has a real good time under I-35 overpasses.

[pphilfran]

Gates of Hell?

More like Picket Fence in Mayberry....

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I heard Robert Griffin came on down because he was the next contestant on The Price Is Right.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Come back, Sic'em! I'm not done showering you with the legendary Tales of Robert Griffin!

[Lott's Bandana]

Do we have an Art Briles... thread yet?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I don't know, but I heard Robert Griffin wishes he knew how to quit you.

[Boomerbrad]

"This" Baylor darn near lost to to the Jayhawks...

[Lott's Bandana]

I heard RGIII is pen-pals with Sméagol.

[SicEmBaylor]

"This" Baylor darn near lost to to the Jayhawks...
This Baylor will play THAT OU that lost to Tech that just lost to OSU by 60 points.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I heard that Robert Griffin told Clark the sh*tter's full.

[SicEmBaylor]

I heard Robert Griffin came on down because he was the next contestant on The Price Is Right.
King Robert III will be going down a lot with OU coeds who want to know what kind of play a REAL football player has.

[No1Better]

Radio?? Is that you?

[En_Fuego]

This Baylor will play THAT OU that lost to Tech that just lost to OSU by 60 points.


YIKES

[BoulderSooner79]

Don't laugh. If we play like we did against Tech, we may only win by 3 TDs.

[SicEmBaylor]

Radio?? Is that you?
Radio? King Robert III has a textbook passing game combined with the ability to run at olympic speed. He graduated high school a year early with honors, earned his BA in three years with honors, is about to graduate with a Masters with honors, and will enter law school next year.

Radio was a mediocre passer who needed Greg Davis to clean up all the drool on his chin while he studied really hard to color inside the lines in the coloring class he was taking for the three hours of credit needed to be eligible.

RGIII ain't no radio, son.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I heard Robert Griffin IS serious. And don't call him Shirley.

[SicEmBaylor]

King Robert III is the alpha and the omega.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I heard Robert Griffin served with Jack Kennedy, knew Jack Kennedy, Jack Kennedy was a friend of his. And knows you're no Jack Kennedy.

[pphilfran]

Radio he is not...

More like a Bose...he is ok until you need to turn up the output and then you see it is all hype...

[cccasooner2]

.......And if our offense wasn't scary enough; our defense will haunt your nightmares for decades to come. You have NEVER seen a defense like this:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OnDdOP0C8lk/TmVJg_fyftI/AAAAAAAADEQ/75baM7PprIc/s1600/Care-Bears-bh13.jpg

Pray to whatever God you believe in. Make whatever sacrifice to the football Gods that you want. None of it will make a difference. You're entering this artillery duel with a slingshot. God have mercy on your souls.

SIC 'EM BEARS!!!!



That is the cutest D I have ever seen. They must be ferocious though, you only need eight when other teams require eleven.

[btk108]

Best thread ever! Way to go Sic'em

[picasso]

Sicem, what do you know about anuses? Or any orifices for that matter.

[btk108]

Your D gets sticky when they're warm. Speaking of sticks, what's up with the strategically placed white ones?

http://images1.vat19.com/giant-gummy-bears/giant-gummy-bear-flavors.jpg

[Aries]

Didn't you have all those same guys on your team last year when we beat you 53-24?

[olevetonahill]

Radio? King Robert III has a textbook passing game combined with the ability to run at olympic speed. He graduated high school a year early with honors, earned his BA in three years with honors, is about to graduate with a Masters with honors, and will enter law school next year.

Radio was a mediocre passer who needed Greg Davis to clean up all the drool on his chin while he studied really hard to color inside the lines in the coloring class he was taking for the three hours of credit needed to be eligible.

RGIII ain't no radio, son.

So hes accomplished something in 3 years that you havnt been able to in 10 ?

[MyT Oklahoma]

And here I thought drugs were illegal on Baylor's campus until I read this thread. Looks like I was wrong.

[btk108]

So hes accomplished something in 3 years that you havnt been able to in 10 ?

BAZINGA!!!!

[SicEmBaylor]

So hes accomplished something in 3 years that you havnt been able to in 10 ?
We're talking about how King Griffin III and his court are going to shred your Sooner D to pieces. It's not about me -- I'm not on the team!

But, yes, you are factually correct.

[cleller]

I am offended. As a fellow Son or the Confederacy, I prepare my anus for no man.

To futher (yes, futher) illustrate my offense, this is the first time I have spoken or typed the word anus, and I apologize to any female members of the congregation.

[SicEmBaylor]

I am offended. As a fellow Son or the Confederacy, I prepare my anus for no man.

To futher (yes, futher) illustrate my offense, this is the first time I have spoken or typed the word anus, and I apologize to any female members of the congregation.

No women here. Football is a man's game. Leave the gridiron to the men; leave the kitchen to the ladies.

[Sevaer]

All I need to see about how much of a joke you are and your Baylor team is your tag promoting Ron Paul for president.

[pphilfran]

No women here. Football is a man's game. Leave the gridiron to the men; leave the kitchen to the ladies.

Well....that eliminates two thirds of your defense....

[SicEmBaylor]

Well....that eliminates two thirds of your defense....
I'd come up with some witty retort, but our defense has yet to show up for a game. When I see them, I'll be able to better evaluate the accuracy of your statement and respond accordingly. However, I have it on good authority that they are planning to show up for the OU game and they're bringing hell with them!

[SicEmBaylor]

THIS IS WAAAAAACO!!!!!!!!
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/000/026/Gerard-Butler-This-Is-Sparta.jpg?1318239814

[A Sooner in Texas]

All I need to see about how much of a joke you are and your Baylor team is your tag promoting Ron Paul for president.

My goodness! Oh, so serious, aren't we, Sugar?

[btk108]

I'd come up with some witty retort, but our defense has yet to show up for a game. When I see them, I'll be able to better evaluate the accuracy of your statement and respond accordingly. However, I have it on good authority that they are planning to show up for the OU game and they're bringing hell with them!

Do the Baptists know abou this?

[SicEmBaylor]

I'd come up with some witty retort, but our defense has yet to show up for a game. When I see them, I'll be able to better evaluate the accuracy of your statement and respond accordingly. However, I have it on good authority that they are planning to show up for the OU game and they're bringing hell with them!

Do the Baptists know abou this?

Of course they do. Where do you think most of them go?? ;)

[MamaMia]

...

And if our offense wasn't scary enough; our defense will haunt your nightmares for decades to come. You have NEVER seen a defense like this:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OnDdOP0C8lk/TmVJg_fyftI/AAAAAAAADEQ/75baM7PprIc/s1600/Care-Bears-bh13.jpg

Pray to whatever God you believe in. Make whatever sacrifice to the football Gods that you want. None of it will make a difference. You're entering this artillery duel with a slingshot. God have mercy on your souls.




Silly silly bear cub. :P

[btk108]

I'm pretty sure Sic'em has a rainbow sticker just like that on his scooter helmet.

[FirstandGoal]

I will only be worried if I see this on my teevee next week.




http://www.hrwiki.org/images/1/18/bearholdingshark.png

[Lott's Bandana]

I heard Robert Griffin III has a Coexist bumper sticker on his Prius.

[marfacowboy]

I can't stand that Baptist school. The only thing worth a damn in that whole town is the Texas Ranger Museum. Copy your thread title from THujone over at Shaggy?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I heard Robert Griffin III has a Coexist bumper sticker on his Prius.

I heard Robert Griffin's name is really Inigo Montoya, that you killed his father, and that you should prepare to die.

[SicEmBaylor]

I can't stand that Baptist school. The only thing worth a damn in that whole town is the Texas Ranger Museum. Copy your thread title from THujone over at Shaggy?
I can't hear what you said on account of you sucking.

(Yes, I did copy it.)

[sooneredaco]

You and David Koresh must be outside your rabid mind!!!

[SicEmBaylor]

You and David Koresh must be outside your rabid mind!!!
The Bears are going to go all ATF/FBI on the Sooners like they were Branch Davidians. We will destroy the house that Bud built.

[sooneredaco]

Gates of Hell?

More like Picket Fence in Mayberry....

Hillarious!!!

[Lott's Bandana]

I heard RGIII rolled his way into the Semi's.

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

We will destroy the house that Bud built.

Wait, I thought this was a HOME game for you guys.


:D

[SicEmBaylor]

Wait, I thought this was a HOME game for you guys.


:D

"House" as in the overall program not the physical location. Your loss to Baylor will be so devastating that it may just destroy your program until the end of time (or in 2012 whichever comes first).

[SicEmBaylor]

I heard RGIII rolled his way into the Semi's.
I don't know what this means, but if it means King Griffin III will be kicking some major *** then you are 100% correct.

[StoopTroup]

We're talking about how King Griffin III and his court are going to shred your Sooner D to pieces. It's not about me -- I'm not on the team!



Baylor would stand a better chance if you were on the Team.

[olevetonahill]

RG3 makes Chuck Norris cry like a baby

[BoulderSooner79]

I heard a rumor that BU is putting hurdles on the field and both teams have to clear them. That's what I call a home field grounds crew.

[SoonerofAlabama]

Sharks vs. Bears sounds like a pretty cool game. Just sayin'.

[Lott's Bandana]

I don't know what this means, but if it means King Griffin III will be kicking some major *** then you are 100% correct.

RGIII bowls with Jesus Quintana.

[SoonerofAlabama]

RGIII knows we're scared because we took a bye week before our game against them.

[StoopTroup]

Baylor=Waco State

[StoopTroup]

Baylor = Waco Community College

[SicEmBaylor]

Baylor = Waco Community College
Baylor is many things (awesome, for example), but it is definitely not MCC.

Baylor is the oldest institution of higher learning in the state of Texas having been chartered by the Republic of Texas in 1845. All of those years have led to this moment....this moment when we utterly destroy the storied program of the University of Oklahoma. This is the year it happens. We came close in '05, but this year we seal the deal. Bank it. Bet your vCash on it.

[StoopTroup]

Baylor is many things (awesome, for example), but it is definitely not MCC.

Baylor is the oldest institution of higher learning in the state of Texas having been chartered by the Republic of Texas in 1845. All of those years have led to this moment....this moment when we utterly destroy the storied program of the University of Oklahoma. This is the year it happens. We came close in '05, but this year we seal the deal. Bank it. Bet your vCash on it.

It obviously has a bad meth problem too.

[btk108]

Now you've done it....Badger in 3...2.....1

[Lott's Bandana]

Now you've done it....Badger in 3...2.....1

She has a vCash notification App.








RGIII wrote the code.

[SicEmBaylor]

You know what the worst part of it is....at least for you all? The drive back to Oklahoma. I know what it's like -- I've made that drive hundreds of times. The I-35/Dallas/HW-75/HW-69 route can be absolutely dreadful. It's going to be even more dreadful for the Sooner faithful who made the trek down to Waco. They have 5-6 hours to think to themselves, "Holy ****, I just drove all the way to Waco to watch my Sooners utterly embarrass themselves and get creamed by King Griffin III and his Court." That is really really going to suck. If it were me, I think I'd just drive my car off into a ditch and be done with it. Thankfully it won't be me because I'm a Bear and will be on the winning side of the equation by this time next week.

[StoopTroup]

You don't even have a Driver's License.

[SicEmBaylor]

Just a taste of what you're in for. Of course, there will be many more highlights to add to the reel after this Saturday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TADo6WFgndU

[btk108]

http://www.metalcowboy.com/Gallery/albums/Gallery4-Trans-Canada/p4210019.sized.jpg

[LVSOONER15]

Sicembaylor would love to suck a mans anus. That's where he is talking from, he has no clue what he is sayin.

[XFollower]

I've always felt sorry for Sic'em since the whole scooter ordeal. Now I really feel sorry for him because HE'S LOST HIS FREAKING MIND.

Boomer Sooner!

[No1Better]

Radio!! It is you!!

[delhalew]

What guage plug do you suggest, Sic 'em? If I'm gonna be prepared and what not...

[SoonerofAlabama]

This is a cute thread. Nice job Sic'Em.

[BASSooner]

I loled

[StoopTroup]

All Anus Warnings come from Baylor. They have more Proctoligists than Stanford...Also a Team we beat in fexas like a bunch of corn flakes in a Bowl.

[BoulderSooner79]

I'm not sure how to prepare my anus and I'm skeered to google for it. :hopelessness:

[En_Fuego]

I'm not sure how to prepare my anus and I'm skeered to google for it. :hopelessness:

I hope it doesn't have anything to do with wax

[SoonerCLF]

THIS IS WAAAAAACO!!!!!!!!
http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/original/000/000/026/Gerard-Butler-This-Is-Sparta.jpg?1318239814

Thanks for the laugh!

Good stuff!

[Sooner95]

Ah this was fun. Thanks!

[marfacowboy]

I can't hear what you said on account of you sucking.

(Yes, I did copy it.)

Such language from a little Baptist boy. Don't forget to represent Christ in all your endeavors.

[Landthief 1972]

RGIII once shot a man, just for snoring!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I have to agree with sicEm

[rock on sooner]

Gotta hand to SicEm, giving every bit as good as he gets!

[CrimsonCommando]

Funny. Thanks SicEm. One day, simply due to the law of averages, Baylor will catch us napping. I hope its not this year. I actually think the Sooners need to score style points to get voters to notice. In that case Baylor may come out of this game with more than some hurt "feewings."

[sooneron]

Nonetheless, King Griffin III would have won the war for the good guys all by himself by the end of '62.

Yeah, pretty sure that would have had ZERO chance of ever happening. Just sayin'

[Lott's Bandana]

I heard, from very reliable intelligence sources on the ground, that RGIII has WMDs.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Also, my anus is always prepared

[Mississippi Sooner]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OoofzdWdU8s/SwFsyJ5VzUI/AAAAAAAAKmk/FI3omZZxRt8/s1600/4134J324RWL.jpg

[Soonerjeepman]

You clearly do not follow college football or else you'd realize how outmatched and outclassed your pathetic kiddos in crimson and cream are compared to my bruin in the green and gold.

really...interesting...
8-1 vs 6 -3

beat ku there by 27 you won by 1 in OT because gill is a dumba$$

OU ranked 5
bu ranked....25?

riiiggghhhttt....

[BigTip]

RGIII bowls with Jesus Quintana.
"Shut up Donny. You don't know ****."

lol

We went into a gift store over the weekend that had Big Lebowski action figures. It was hilarious.

[BeaSooner]

Sic'Em,

Please let us know what you used for your own personal anus the last few weeks. Whatever it was must have worked great and soothed the ache.

[SicEmBaylor]

Sic'Em,

Please let us know what you used for your own personal anus the last few weeks. Whatever it was must have worked great and soothed the ache.
We've won the last few weeks. Thank you. Come again.

[SicEmBaylor]

really...interesting...
8-1 vs 6 -3

beat ku there by 27 you won by 1 in OT because gill is a dumba$$

OU ranked 5
bu ranked....25?

riiiggghhhttt....
We also lost to KSU by 1 pt making us a 7-2. You lost to Tech. These stats are meaningless. What isn't meaningless is the obvious fact staring you right in the face: This Baylor team is going to beat your Sooners like a Crimson headed step-child. Cry now or cry later -- it matters not to me!

[SicEmBaylor]

I heard, from very reliable intelligence sources on the ground, that RGIII has WMDs.
I've heard he has at least one. You know what they say about black dudes.

[BigTip]

I've heard he has at least one. You know what they say about black dudes.

Ever notice how black guys never complain about this particularly racist type comment?


lol

[Lott's Bandana]

"Shut up Donny. You don't know ****."

lol

We went into a gift store over the weekend that had Big Lebowski action figures. It was hilarious.


Big Tip posted in a thread about preparing your anus.

Priceless.

[BeaSooner]

We've won the last few weeks. Thank you. Come again.

Thanks, don't mind if I do....


@ #21 Texas A&M L 55-28 4-2 (1-2) <<WTH? Nice send off to the SEC>>
@ #3 Oklahoma State L 59-24 4-3 (1-3) <I understand this one>
Missouri W 42-39 5-3 (2-3) <<Hell, I even understand this close one>>
@Kansas W 31-30 OT 6-3 (3-3) <<WTF was THIS??>>

Again, whatever ointment you are using; please double-up on yourself this weekend as I expect our Sooners to stomp some of that Baptist ***.

[SicEmBaylor]

Thanks, don't mind if I do....


@ #21 Texas A&M L 55-28 4-2 (1-2) <<WTH? Nice send off to the SEC>>
@ #3 Oklahoma State L 59-24 4-3 (1-3) <I understand this one>
Missouri W 42-39 5-3 (2-3) <<Hell, I even understand this close one>>
@Kansas W 31-30 OT 6-3 (3-3) <<WTF was THIS??>>

Again, whatever ointment you are using; please double-up on yourself this weekend as I expect our Sooners to stomp some of that Baptist ***.
You're clearly unfamiliar with the term "few." Understandable considering where you come from. We've won 2/3 the last few weeks.

However, that is neither here nor there. What is here is the apocalypse and the first sign of it will be RGIII waltzing into your end zone. Literally waltzing...'cuz that's how the RGIII rolls.

[BeaSooner]

You're clearly unfamiliar with the term "few." Understandable considering where you come from. We've won 2/3 the last few weeks.

However, that is neither here nor there. What is here is the apocalypse and the first sign of it will be RGIII waltzing into your end zone. Literally waltzing...'cuz that's how the RGIII rolls.

So you aren't going to share what brand of butt jam you use?

[SicEmBaylor]

So you aren't going to share what brand of butt jam you use?
I'm going to wait and see what the Sooner consensus is after this weekend. I may need to buy some just before our bowl game.

[Lott's Bandana]

I'm going to wait and see what the Sooner consensus is after this weekend. I may need to buy some just before our bowl game.


I recommend H.E.B.





Get it? Get it?

[pphilfran]

Bear down you Bears of old Baylor U
We're all for you, GO BEARS!
We're gonna show dear old Baylor spirit through and through
We're gonna fight them with all our might you Bruins bold
And win all our victories for the Green and Gold.
B-A-Y-L-O-R, Baylor Bears Fight.

source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/miscellaneouslyrics/fightsongslyrics/baylorfightsonglyrics.html

[SoonerMarkVA]

Sic 'em, please post your best and most reliable anal-preparation tips from your years of experience.

TIA!

;)

[SicEmBaylor]

Bear down you Bears of old Baylor U
We're all for you, GO BEARS!
We're gonna show dear old Baylor spirit through and through
We're gonna fight them with all our might you Bruins bold
And win all our victories for the Green and Gold.
B-A-Y-L-O-R, Baylor Bears Fight.

source: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/miscellaneouslyrics/fightsongslyrics/baylorfightsonglyrics.html


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzF0bP5SHwQ

That, of course, is the fight song. Not to be confused with the school song "That Good Old Baylor Line."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6IsA9iZeRo

[SicEmBaylor]

If you're thinking to yourselves, "Damn that fight song sounds better than the same old 'Boomer Sooner' chords over and over and over and over and over and over again"....well you're right. It is.

[Soonerjeepman]

ya know...I'm a little under the weather today...so this comical thread has brightened my day..

I know ya are just foolin with us...thanks!

BOOMER SOONER....

oh as far as stats...offensively pretty close..but defensively you guys aren't very good...but we'll see on Sat

[BeaSooner]

Still don't know what anal preparation he uses to "bear down"

[pphilfran]

Still don't know what anal preparation he uses to "bear down"

Honey...

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I heard that Robert Griffin actually CAN touch this, and by doing so is what made MC Hammer go bankrupt.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Robert Griffin controls all destiny, not just his own.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I heard Robert Griffin invented bacon.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Robert Griffin's sperm can swim the atlantic.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I heard that's why the water is salty. Because they DO. OFTEN.

[Lott's Bandana]

I heard Robert Griffin coined the term, "fracking".

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I heard Robert Griffin generates one point twenty-one jiggawatts at 88 miles per hour.

[Breadburner]

I heard Robert Griffin generates one point twenty-one jiggawatts at 88 miles per hour.

You racist Bastard....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SicEmBaylor]

I heard Robert Griffin can throw a football right over them mountains.

[Breadburner]

http://image1.findagrave.com/photos/2010/224/54944296_128170760669.jpg

[olevetonahill]

I heard Robert Griffin invented bacon.

I just became RG3s Biggest Fan

[SoonerNate]

I find the original post in poor taste and ask that it be deleted.

[SicEmBaylor]

I find the original post in poor taste and ask that it be deleted.
:ahem:

I am finished posting here. Gestapo here keeps deleting every one of my posts. Off to Landthieves where I won't get censored.

[btk108]

You're clearly unfamiliar with the term "few." Understandable considering where you come from. We've won 2/3 the last few weeks.

However, that is neither here nor there. What is here is the apocalypse and the first sign of it will be RGIII waltzing into your end zone. Literally waltzing...'cuz that's how the RGIII rolls.

A Baptist dancing? ANARCHY!

[SicEmBaylor]

A Baptist dancing? ANARCHY!
We're also supposed to, "Love thy neighbor." But there will be little love shown for our neighbors to the north this weekend.

[btk108]

THIS JUST IN! Sic'em prepares his anus with....

http://media.shopwell.com/kp/7125807375_full.jpg

[BeaSooner]

THIS JUST IN! Sic'em prepares his anus with....

http://media.shopwell.com/kp/7125807375_full.jpg

ahhahahahaha! Good find.

[SicEmBaylor]

ahhahahahaha! Good find.
Wrong. Griffins is made right here in Muskogee making it an Oklahoma product. Which clearly makes it a delicious and tasty Sooner lubricant.

But, I give him an A+ for effort.

[Lott's Bandana]

THERE'S ONLY ONE...






GRIFFIN.




http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/5441/blakegriffinclippers200.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/38/blakegriffinclippers200.jpg/)

[Lott's Bandana]

Ok...

Maybe two.




http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/6962/petergriffinfootballzoo.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/593/petergriffinfootballzoo.png/)

[BeaSooner]

Wrong. Griffins is made right here in Muskogee making it an Oklahoma product. Which clearly makes it a delicious and tasty Sooner lubricant.

But, I give him an A+ for effort.

Well, you sure spend an awful lot of time back-and-forth between OK and that arm-pit Waco. Impressive cavity storage I might add. Thanks for bringing the raw materials from Griffin to Muskogee...we appreciate you helping our economy.

[btk108]

Your king will not prevail

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/2586/kingzz.jpg

[opksooner]

Jerry! Jerry Sandusky? Is that you?

[sooneredaco]

Duplicate post... Kinda buzzin and
Game hasn't even started

[sooneredaco]

Duplicate post... Kinda buzzin and
Game hasn't even started

[sooneredaco]

I find the original post in poor taste and ask that it be deleted.

It wasn't about trading RG3 for a pedophile

[SoonerLB]

Make way for the Baylor Express!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/barn9/lubebot.jpg[

[SicEmBaylor]

Make way for the Baylor Express!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/barn9/lubebot.jpg
Your posting skills=Sooner Offensive/Defensive skills

[Lott's Bandana]

I heard RGIII was never concerned about Y2K.

[cleller]

No man has the right to make illicit reference to another man's anus. We, the offended, will take our satisfaction on the field of honor.

[StoopTroup]

Laybor Express = What happens if you go to Baylor. They toss your feet in the stirrups hit you with a nice warm lube and the next think you know your almost 30 years old and other men are calling you a Bear.

[nighttrain12]

Can someone put the word 'a-n-u-s' in the profanity filter?

[Lott's Bandana]

169 posts and no references to our celestial brother.


astounded.

[MR2-Sooner86]

Can someone put the word 'a-n-u-s' in the profanity filter?

http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/207_not_sure_if_serious_4192.jpg

[Chuck Bao]

Laybor Express = What happens if you go to Baylor. They toss your feet in the stirrups hit you with a nice warm lube and the next think you know your almost 30 years old and other men are calling you a Bear.

I suppose you prefer it real old school - to be bent over a tree stump, yeah?

[BoomerJ]

I can hear Captain Kirk saying "Prepare you anus for warp speed".

[SunnySooner]

Hey, a Baylor fan talkin' smack on an OU board is only about half as ludicrous as it would have been a few years ago, so, congrats on your team's progress, SicEm!!! WTG!! Keep up the good work, and maybe one day we'll be able to read these kinds of words with some actual consideration and gravity. It could happen!!!

[Lott's Bandana]

I heard Robert Griffin didn't make a choice, he was born Robert Griffin.

[btk108]

Hey, a Baylor fan talkin' smack on an OU board is only about half as ludicrous as it would have been a few years ago, so, congrats on your team's progress, SicEm!!! WTG!! Keep up the good work, and maybe one day we'll be able to read these kinds of words with some actual consideration and gravity. It could happen!!!

Oh.....SNAP!

[Mississippi Sooner]

RGIII gives no consideration to gravity.

[cccasooner2]

Can someone put the word 'a-n-u-s' in the profanity filter?

Here's a picture of yours.

http://i.space.com/images/i/121/i02/ig295_planets_Uranus_02.jpg?1288046678

[deweydw]

I can hear Captain Kirk saying "Prepare you anus for warp speed".

What does the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

They both circle ur-anus in search of kling-ons. :highly_amused:














Wait, what?

[Trophy Husband]

You clearly do not follow college football or else you'd realize how outmatched and outclassed your pathetic kiddos in crimson and cream are compared to my bruin in the green and gold.

You have a Ron Paul banner as your sig pic, enough said. I think your time would be better spent making sure your basketball players don't shoot and kill each other.

[PalmBeachSooner]

You forgot the obligatory "fully-operational death star" analogy.

[SicEmBaylor]

You forgot the obligatory "fully-operational death star" analogy.
The Emperor and Vader needed not one but TWO never quite fully operational death stars to destroy your world. King Griffin III and his Court are only going to need three downs to destroy the Sooner Nation.

[VA Sooner]

Can't stop laughing from this thread. Well-done, Sic 'em. Tastefully done as well.

Kudos.

Sorry your team is about to get gang-raped though. We'll recommend a good proctologist who can sew up the holes though.

[kevpks]

Dennis Dodd picked Baylor. SicEm must have gotten to him. I don't see how anyone can pick a team with a defense that terrible.

http://www.cbssports.com/collegefootball/features/writers/expert/picks

[AlbqSooner]

We'll recommend a good proctologist who can sew up the holes though.

Proctologists enlarge holes rather than sewing them up. YWIA

[stoopified]

If RG III is so great why is he(and Baylor) 0-2 vs. OU in his career? He would be 0-3 if he hadn't missed one beatdown OU put on the Baylor Yogi Bunch.

[Flagstaffsooner]

We got to hand it to Sic'Em. He had tons of noobs going there.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

This thread is genius.

[FirstandGoal]

Bump

[Piware]

I'd come up with some witty retort, but our defense has yet to show up for a game. When I see them, I'll be able to better evaluate the accuracy of your statement and respond accordingly. However, I have it on good authority that they are planning to show up for the OU game and they're bringing hell with them!

Hey SicEm - we are bringing Janet Reno so batten down the hatches.

[Piware]

This thread was as funny as watching Sheephumper U get thumped. SicEm is always hilarious.

[SicEmBaylor]

This thread was as funny as watching Sheephumper U get thumped. SicEm is always hilarious.
Laugh today and cry tomorrow math geek. The end times are upon us, and we're going to go all Iowa State on your over-ranked asses!

HOWEVER, Stoops has always been fairly classy when playing us. Therefore, I hope CAB calls off the Death Squad before we hit 80.

Did you watch all of those Cyclone fans rushing the field? Rinse and repeat tomorrow evening...highlights on Sports Center. Adios Gooners!

[FirstandGoal]

Laugh today and cry tomorrow math geek. The end times are upon us, and we're going to go all Iowa State on your over-ranked asses!...


Priceless! :D

[btk108]

Laugh today and cry tomorrow math geek. The end times are upon us, and we're going to go all Iowa State on your over-ranked asses!

HOWEVER, Stoops has always been fairly classy when playing us. Therefore, I hope CAB calls off the Death Squad before we hit 80.

Did you watch all of those Cyclone fans rushing the field? Rinse and repeat tomorrow evening...highlights on Sports Center. Adios Gooners!

Now that right there is funny, I don't care who ya are

[Sooner_Tuf]

OK Sic Em I'm prepared. Tell me how my *** tastes :cheerful:

[SicEmBaylor]

OK Sic Em I'm prepared. Tell me how my *** tastes :cheerful:
It tastes like loser.

[Sooner_Tuf]

It tastes like loser.

If nothing else you know your ***.

[BudSooner]

It tastes like aggy.2516

[pphilfran]

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii187/pphilfran/ob1.jpg

[IBleedCrimson]

if only sh*t-talking abilities translated to winning at football, getting a girlfriend, and having a reasonable opinion of Abe Lincoln... :)

[StoopTroup]

Abe Lincoln read by candle light and still didn't have to go to Baylor to be POTUS.

[StoopTroup]

Just in....a pic of SicEm's Tailgate Sammie

http://web-freelance.biz/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/1318352417-91.jpg

[Soonerfan88]

Just in....a pic of SicEm's Tailgate Sammie

http://web-freelance.biz/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/1318352417-91.jpg

What happened to the violet on the bottom?


And I didn't realize SicEm was such a meat lover.

[IBleedCrimson]

And I didn't realize SicEm was such a meat lover.

he loves man-meat. if you know what i'm saying.

(penis)

[SicEmBaylor]

This is just getting sad. Sad. I know it's hard to come up with good material when you're about to be treated like a particularly ill behaved adopted ginger child so I'll give you guys a pass.

Time to get it started....

SIC 'EM BEARS! I'll see you Gooners on the other side of destiny!

[Phil]

Are you even here, Frosty? I haven't seen you yet.

[StoopTroup]

Look for Nipple Clamps and a Vespa Hat.

[nighttrain12]

Anybody know where the nearest Christie's Toy Box is? I need to go buy some 'motion lotion'.

[Zin]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f397/SoonerJohn/EWOK-ANAL.jpg

[nighttrain12]

This is really scary .... the game I am talking about.

[nighttrain12]

I can't believe what just happened ... in the game.

[nighttrain12]

I'm just shell shocked.

[colleyvillesooner]

Congrats Sic Em.

[AlboSooner]

We did not prepare it. You did warn us though.

[PLaw]

Kudos, Sic 'em.

Baylor out coached and out played the Sooners. Great win for the Baptist, Briles, & RGIII,

RGIII has my vote for HEISMAN

[BoulderSooner79]

Drive it home Sic'em, we're ready.

[Soonrs]

Reminds of OU's 4th quarter...http://www.pxleyes.com/images/users/S/Sarah06/2982/fullsize/4dc5282985627.gif

[rdusooner]

Ouch. My angus

[nighttrain12]

I won't be able to sit down for a week!

[Blue]

I just shat a pancake.

[merciles]

...for the raping you Gooners are going to receive this saturday. I almost feel sorry for you bastards -- you have no idea what's in store for you. Let me introduce you to the most dynamic QB/WR duo in all of college football: King Griffin III and Kendall Wright.

http://www2.baylor.edu/baylorproud/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/griffin-oct08-hc.jpg
http://www.besoccer.com/baylor-wr-kendall-wright-1-goes-into-the-end-zone-to-score-on-61-yard-touchdown-reception-in-front-of-buffalo-defender-davonte-shannon-7-during-first-half-action-of-an-ncaa-college-football-game-sat-rf_54572.jpg

And when Griffin isn't throwing the deep ball to Wright and beating your corners into the endzone, these two men will be running through your line like **** through a goose.
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/533/561/130772219_display_image.jpg?1320718751
http://baylorlariat.com/files/2011/09/Football-vrs.-SFA_MD-09.17.11_063-FTW.jpg

Your poor defense has never encountered an offense like this. It's going to be a blood bath of epic proportion. You Okies will be entering the center of hell, and we're going to burn your Crimson asses for 500 yards of offense....minimum. I can only hope and pray that our offense leaves at least SOME of your defensive players uninjured so that you can field a team for the rest of the season.

And if our offense wasn't scary enough; our defense will haunt your nightmares for decades to come. You have NEVER seen a defense like this:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OnDdOP0C8lk/TmVJg_fyftI/AAAAAAAADEQ/75baM7PprIc/s1600/Care-Bears-bh13.jpg

Pray to whatever God you believe in. Make whatever sacrifice to the football Gods that you want. None of it will make a difference. You're entering this artillery duel with a slingshot. God have mercy on your souls.

SIC 'EM BEARS!!!!

Ballsy post...

[SicEmBaylor]

Ballsy post...
I'm a ballsy dude.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Sicem...

2517

[pphilfran]

My anus hurts...

[VA Sooner]

Good game by the Bears. We had our chances to change things but Griffin and Briles knew where our weaknesses were last night and exploited them.

I'm still shaking my head with the deflected pass for the TD and the 36 yard TD into the corner of the endzone with 8 seconds.

[BudSooner]

Reminds of OU's 2nd half of the seasonhttp://www.pxleyes.com/images/users/S/Sarah06/2982/fullsize/4dc5282985627.gif

Man this sucks, and it's fixed, but it's true.

[cleller]

No man should have to endure this uncomfortable pain in his anus.

[Keller Sooner]

I should have lubed up. Damn that was painful. :moody:

[XFollower]

Good Win Sic'em. Congrats.

[diverdog]

That was a John Holmes azz raping.

Congrats on a great win.

[Zin]

SiCem celebrating the Baylor win last night:

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f397/SoonerJohn/loveogifsoupcom.gif

[EatLeadCommie]

lol @ this thread

that last pass from Griffin to Wright was absolute money. A thing of beauty. Griffin is the real deal. He has become such a better passer. He was always pretty good, but his accuracy this season has gone to an entirely different level.

[BoulderSooner79]

lol @ this thread

that last pass from Griffin to Wright was absolute money. A thing of beauty. Griffin is the real deal. He has become such a better passer. He was always pretty good, but his accuracy this season has gone to an entirely different level.

Yep, he was too much for us to handle once R. Lewis got hurt. I liked Griffin's reaction after that deflected pass play. So many guys jump up and down after they get lucky and pretend they did something great. Griffin had no qualms about displaying what really happened and I respect that.

[nighttrain12]

This thread deserves to bumped in light of tonight's bedlam debacle. What's the record for largest margin of an OSU victory over OU?

[BoulderSooner79]

Now that you've bumped the thread I'll give a callout to Sic'em! Congrats on a great season by your team and especially for making in 2 in a row against the horns. At least I enjoyed one game today.

[12]

Break out the 10w30 and a couple of tire irons.

[SicEmBaylor]

Now that you've bumped the thread I'll give a callout to Sic'em! Congrats on a great season by your team and especially for making in 2 in a row against the horns. At least I enjoyed one game today.
Ditto. =\

[cleller]

This is becoming a situation for an extended run in adult diapers.

[Lott's Bandana]

Heisman Bumpage

[StoopTroup]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0805/polar-bears-polar-bear-black-penis-demotivational-poster-1210129522.jpeg

[NYC Poke]

Congrats, SicEm! RG3 is certainly deserving.

[StoopTroup]

RGIII is deserving but Baylor is just lucky. They deserve nothing. Especially the week *** fans that didn't tell us to prepare our anus in September. :D

[BoulderSooner79]

Sic'em, you owe us. I now understand why Stoops called that timeout - to give RGIII a chance on the big stage. BIG-12! BIG-12! BIG-12! (nah, just doesn't work like S-E-C!) :indecisiveness:

[SicEmBaylor]

Ecstasy.

[C&CDean]

The closest thing to an actual orgasm that our boy has ever had. Can eunichs spew?

[SicEmBaylor]

bump

[SicEmBaylor]

Honestly, this year I've got nothing. Nothing at all.

I hope for a win...maybe salvage the season. Best of luck all around. :)

[StoopTroup]

Just about like most Seasons.

Not sure we need the luck.

More like you need a miracle like last year.

[MamaMia]

The closest thing to an actual orgasm that our boy has ever had. Can eunichs spew?
Yes, and quite often.

[Chuck Bao]

My family's got seven tix for this one but I can't talk anyone else into wearing the green and gold with me. Nonetheless Sic'em Bears!