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deweydw
10/31/2011, 10:19 AM
... has to be reminded that there is a second half.
deweydw
10/31/2011, 10:20 AM
http://thehusker.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Mike-Sherman.jpg
OULenexaman
10/31/2011, 10:21 AM
thinks 2 quarters = a buck.
TheHumanAlphabet
10/31/2011, 10:25 AM
Wonders why those guys in the white uniform never drop his milk order off at his home or at the office...
TheHumanAlphabet
10/31/2011, 10:26 AM
... has to be reminded that there is a second half.

shhh... not until after this weekend... :D
TahoeSOONER
10/31/2011, 10:26 AM
...leaves during intermission at his own kids school play.
cjames317
10/31/2011, 11:06 AM
... just signed up as spokesman for the Low-T Center, so he's got that going for him.
oudavid1
10/31/2011, 11:07 AM
....well wonder why oudavid is not at the game this weekend.
CowboyMRW
10/31/2011, 11:09 AM
Isn't AnM starting a petition to the NCAA to change the amount of quarters from 4 to 2.

Obviously this is much better, so that the kids don't get hurt, and they can focus more on academics.
badger
10/31/2011, 11:18 AM
... is encouraging Aggie fans to believe that "Because we beat Tech and Tech beat OU, we can beat OU!"

... does not tell them that KSU fans thought the same thing last weekend.

... was fired from being Packers coach for a very good reason. How I don't miss him at all. AT ALL.
agoo758
10/31/2011, 11:37 AM
Unlike Badger, thinks he is a very underrated coach at both levels.
badger
10/31/2011, 11:40 AM
... could not win at Green Bay without Favre being 100 percent.

... has one losing season at Green Bay and was fired for it, but only one winning season so far at Texas A&M and received a contract extension for it.

...loves the low standards of A&M compared to Green Bay :D
deweydw
10/31/2011, 11:57 AM
... once had a woman flash her boobs at him and then said "Now show me your nuts." So he stuck his thumbs in his ears and jumped up and down.
badger
10/31/2011, 12:00 PM
... will never live this image down:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RnB6zCpc18Y/TLyaeG1w7RI/AAAAAAAACXU/Fh_yJ21nJ-A/s400/mike_sherman_sleeping.jpg

... much like A&M will never live this image down:
http://www.dominick.ws/photos/Fran%2077-0.jpg
SoonerTerry
10/31/2011, 12:01 PM
still thinks moving to the Suc is going to be awesome
badger
10/31/2011, 12:09 PM
... is now begging the SEC to take someone besides Mizzou, or let A&M stay in the Big 12.
toast
10/31/2011, 02:07 PM
...enjoys practicing yells and playing with his sword.
Lott's Bandana
10/31/2011, 02:13 PM
...tells his children of The Tortoise and the Hare.



Often.
BB37
10/31/2011, 08:07 PM
... much like A&M will never live this image down:
http://www.dominick.ws/photos/Fran%2077-0.jpg

And they think they'll be better off in the SEC!
SoonerBacker
10/31/2011, 08:31 PM
..."humps it" with the Corps of Cadets at halftime of every home game.
hornswaggled
10/31/2011, 09:29 PM
plays Red Rocket with Reveille.
Peach Fuzz
10/31/2011, 09:42 PM
...only gave candy to the first half of trick or treaters in groups
AzianSooner
10/31/2011, 10:21 PM
he is very happy bringing his team to play at Norman the very LAST time. It's a nightmare every time.
8timechamps
10/31/2011, 10:55 PM
...insists on having his wife cut his PB&J sandwiches in half, in case he can't finish it.
soonerstan56
11/1/2011, 02:49 AM
Does the "Humpty Gundy" when no one is looking !

Stan
Hot Rod
11/1/2011, 06:51 AM
Like to reenact his favorite parts of Eddie Murphy's "Delirious"

http://f32.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_ncaaf_experts__34/ept_sports_ncaaf_experts-373248833-1273075425.jpg?dnf=1&tkn=ymhryFDD0AC.gP9T
TahoeSOONER
11/1/2011, 08:14 AM
...still sleeps in his green and yellow Packers footy pajamas, clutching his Brett Favre doll.
cjames317
11/1/2011, 09:58 AM
... believes that "A&M" stands for Acceptance & Mediocrity.
ATX Sooner
11/1/2011, 10:42 AM
...thought he was a 2 pump chump, but really he only has 1.
badger
11/1/2011, 10:52 AM
...gave raisins, toothbrushes and mini-toothpaste to trick or treaters.

...and then stole the candy bars that his grandchildren collected on Halloween.

... and then assured them that in the second half of Halloween, they would have the candy bar lead back.
Landthief 1972
11/1/2011, 05:06 PM
Scratches out the second "Half" on all his creamer cartons.
birddog
11/1/2011, 08:46 PM
adds a few oz's of metamucil to his coffee every morning.
BoomerJ
11/1/2011, 10:39 PM
...finds young men in uniform squeezing their nuts sexy.
hornswaggled
11/2/2011, 02:39 AM
...finds the nuts of sexy young men in uniform and squeezes them.

edit: NTTAWWT
cjames317
11/2/2011, 10:04 AM
... already asked the officials to keep the clock running during the second half so he can get comfortable for the LSU/Bama game.
deweydw
11/2/2011, 02:07 PM
... likes to play pocket pool.
VA Sooner
11/2/2011, 02:12 PM
...is learning to count to 4 but keeps forgetting what comes after 2 and ends up going back to the locker room for answers that aren't there.
badger
11/2/2011, 02:24 PM
... is coaching players in the art of nut-shots.
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Dio
11/2/2011, 02:46 PM
...thinks the listeater was HAWT
BoomerJ
11/2/2011, 09:16 PM
...thinks those senior yell leaders are a bunch of pussies.
hornswaggled
11/2/2011, 10:52 PM
..grows tired of kissing the guy next to him by the end of the first half.
deweydw
11/3/2011, 01:35 PM
... is 20th century man... The guy has no future.
deweydw
11/3/2011, 01:36 PM
... has a black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.
deweydw
11/3/2011, 01:41 PM
... is an example of how the dinosaurs survived for millions of years with walnut sized brains.
deweydw
11/3/2011, 01:42 PM
... answers the door when the phone rings.
deweydw
11/3/2011, 01:44 PM
... is as worn out as a cucumber in a convent.
cjames317
11/3/2011, 03:51 PM
... invited several top recruits to Saturday's game to show them what SEC speed looks like.
finster
11/3/2011, 07:47 PM
Watches tape of every opponents

http://i43.tinypic.com/15nkb5c.jpg

FIRST PLAY!
cjames317
11/4/2011, 10:47 AM
... kinda digs Travis' shark shave.