cleller
10/29/2011, 09:13 PM
If I had a v-nickel for every time this has been posted, I could V-bet until Gumby's v-hair falls out. There's always plenty of football left for OSU, LSU, Bama, Boise, etc to lose, but they never do.
Specifically addressing OSU, have they ever trailed in a game? Ever been up less than 35 at halftime? If they make it to New Orleans, Boone Pickens will buy every billboard, newspaper, TV & radio station, and urinal advertising space in the state. Boone will then inseminate every OSU lady wrestler with a synthetic blend of his and Weeden's DNA to spawn a super race of chronically old and goofy QBs to lead OSU for the next 600 years.
Boone will dictate that all his TV and radio stations play some new Garth Brooks penned mind numbing warbled aggie-yodel every 15 minutes like Big Ben.
This is getting dire.
Specifically addressing OSU, have they ever trailed in a game? Ever been up less than 35 at halftime? If they make it to New Orleans, Boone Pickens will buy every billboard, newspaper, TV & radio station, and urinal advertising space in the state. Boone will then inseminate every OSU lady wrestler with a synthetic blend of his and Weeden's DNA to spawn a super race of chronically old and goofy QBs to lead OSU for the next 600 years.
Boone will dictate that all his TV and radio stations play some new Garth Brooks penned mind numbing warbled aggie-yodel every 15 minutes like Big Ben.
This is getting dire.