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sanantoniosooner
10/27/2011, 12:56 PM
Nose picking and touch screens.

Socks and flip-flops.

Crocs and heterosexuals.
En_Fuego
10/27/2011, 01:03 PM
Taco Bell
Boiled Eggs
Beer
NormanPride
10/27/2011, 01:14 PM
dogs and dental floss
computers and water
STEP and terlits
Lott's Bandana
10/27/2011, 01:18 PM
Toothpaste and wine

Israelis and Iranians

Tarahumara's dinner and the secks
stoops the eternal pimp
10/27/2011, 01:26 PM
STEP and terlits

yet, we can't stay apart...
KantoSooner
10/27/2011, 01:31 PM
Encountering a small man in a dark suit, carrying a shotgun, a shovel and a bag of lime when you're out jogging in the national forest.....and having a nice day.
8timechamps
10/27/2011, 03:37 PM
Toothpaste & OJ
jumperstop
10/27/2011, 03:43 PM
Toothpaste and wine

Israelis and Iranians

Tarahumara's dinner and the secks

I LOVE it! After I leave that place I'm normally got a good margarita buzz and a huge food baby, mostly sleepy time. Went there before the Mizzou game and I just felt like I wanted to nap the entire time.
jumperstop
10/27/2011, 03:45 PM
Mustard and Birthday Cake...

Really long finger nails and gloves.....

Fat women and tight clothes.....
Lott's Bandana
10/27/2011, 03:50 PM
I LOVE it! After I leave that place I'm normally got a good margarita buzz and a huge food baby, mostly sleepy time. Went there before the Mizzou game and I just felt like I wanted to nap the entire time.

THAT made me smile (wrong thread)...I shall borrow that term often.
C&CDean
10/28/2011, 07:33 AM
One man's huge food baby is another man's gut bomb.
rekamrettuB
10/28/2011, 08:48 AM
Fly balls and Nelson Cruz.
NormanPride
10/28/2011, 09:27 AM
Tagging up at third and Hamilton.
jumperstop
10/28/2011, 09:34 AM
Baseball and my interest
rekamrettuB
10/28/2011, 09:37 AM
Baseball and my interest

Too bad...you are missing a great series. I'm not a big baseball fan either, outside of going to games, but this series has been pretty incredible. Considering how and where the Cards came from to even be there makes it much more than it really is.
jumperstop
10/28/2011, 09:45 AM
Too bad...you are missing a great series. I'm not a big baseball fan either, outside of going to games, but this series has been pretty incredible. Considering how and where the Cards came from to even be there makes it much more than it really is.

There are mulitple things stopping me from liking it. Way too slow, doesn't seem near as athletic as other sports (although it probably is, just not in the way that football, basketball, soccer are), and mostly I don't like the no salary cap and that players can just be traded in the middle of the season. What happened to loyalty to the team? And it makes it to where the same ****ing teams always win because they have all the money. The NFL is kinda like that these days but I really don't watch it either. It would be better if they had a better salary cap, and required teams to not be able to trade during the season. The fact that they can be trading almost all the way up until the playoffs is wierd to me.
rekamrettuB
10/28/2011, 09:51 AM
I completely understand. The days of your favorite player playing for your favorite team his entire career are over. That sucks in all pro sports for sure. If tonight's game is a classic, this will be a top 5 of all time for sure.
SoonerTerry
10/28/2011, 09:52 AM
my job and joy
jumperstop
10/28/2011, 09:56 AM
I completely understand. The days of your favorite player playing for your favorite team his entire career are over. That sucks in all pro sports for sure. If tonight's game is a classic, this will be a top 5 of all time for sure.

Maybe I'll give it a shot tonight. Not like I'll be doing anything better this evening.
jumperstop
10/28/2011, 09:57 AM
Cooking bacon and being in the nude...
NormanPride
10/28/2011, 10:40 AM
Unless you're a masochist.
olevetonahill
10/28/2011, 10:55 AM
My bacon is ALWAYs neked when I cook it .
jumperstop
10/28/2011, 10:57 AM
Staircases and stilts
C&CDean
10/28/2011, 06:07 PM
Analingus and wet farts.
Asparagus and blow jobs.
Corny dogs and ketchup.
FirstandGoal
10/28/2011, 06:55 PM
Olevet and pants
SicEmBaylor
10/28/2011, 07:11 PM
Black people and water
SanJoaquinSooner
10/28/2011, 08:04 PM
wet ***** and sand
BetterSoonerThanLater
11/16/2011, 03:32 PM
flatulance and sleeping bags
GDC
11/16/2011, 03:40 PM
Making pico de gallo, then masturbating without washing your hands first.
Lott's Bandana
11/16/2011, 03:48 PM
And here I thought Sic'Em killed this thread.
jumperstop
11/16/2011, 04:26 PM
Making pico de gallo, then masturbating without washing your hands first.
On that note, eating buffalo wings then taking out your contacts...never again....
sanantoniosooner
11/16/2011, 05:47 PM
Weak toilet paper and long fingernails.
NormanPride
11/16/2011, 06:01 PM
One ply is a crime against humanity.
ouwasp
11/16/2011, 08:31 PM
kidney stones and my pain threshold