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cjames317
10/25/2011, 09:55 AM
... like the old bull in the old joke, starts walking down the hill intending to eff us all.
Mad Dog Madsen
10/25/2011, 10:04 AM
Will hand OU their 2nd straight... Wait, what??? :calm:
3rdgensooner
10/25/2011, 10:06 AM
I saw this game as a trap game from the beginning. I actually think our chances are better now that we've been slapped silly.
oudanny
10/25/2011, 10:09 AM
... like the old bull in the old joke, starts walking down the hill intending to eff us all.

............And he will shake our hand and slap us on the back afterwards.
BoulderSooner79
10/25/2011, 10:13 AM
.... is nervous that it's been 3hr 55min and that medication has still not worn off.
deweydw
10/25/2011, 10:30 AM
... is still not sure what to do with those dozen chocolate chip cookies.
AlboSooner
10/25/2011, 10:37 AM
is a good coach


/debbie
SoonerMarkVA
10/25/2011, 10:43 AM
... took a swim in a pool of "Just for Men: Touch of Grey".
KantoSooner
10/25/2011, 10:54 AM
...has a spider in his pocket.




Just look at his face and tell me I'm wrong.
badger
10/25/2011, 10:56 AM
...is not the Old Ball Coach. He's Coach Old Ballz (thanks for one, KU fans).

...is older than Old Man Weeden.

...will nepotism his son to the KSU head coaching job a la Bobby/Pat Knight, Eddie/Sean Sutton and Dick/Tony Bennett in basketball.
3rdgensooner
10/25/2011, 11:07 AM
silences Autzen stadium
Flagstaffsooner
10/25/2011, 11:12 AM
Is too old to join AARP.
Curly Bill
10/25/2011, 12:08 PM
...is ready to bend BV over his proverbial knee.
sooneron
10/25/2011, 12:13 PM
... saw the first incarnation of the forward pass.
TahoeSOONER
10/25/2011, 12:36 PM
...smells like urine and vitamins.
BillyBall
10/25/2011, 12:41 PM
... craps his pants at least 4 times a week.
Soonrs
10/25/2011, 12:46 PM
Will be dressing up as Bob Stoop's for Halloween.
Soonerfan85
10/25/2011, 01:42 PM
was a grad assistant on Moses' staff when he parted the Red Sea.

Snyder actually drew up the play, but Moses got all the credit!
badger
10/25/2011, 01:49 PM
... is Methuselah's twin brother.
TahoeSOONER
10/25/2011, 01:58 PM
...was a stunt double in the movie Cocoon.
TahoeSOONER
10/25/2011, 02:02 PM
...watches Golden Girls for all the hot @ss.
TahoeSOONER
10/25/2011, 02:06 PM
...refers to himself as a real old timer on all the KState message boards.
Flagstaffsooner
10/25/2011, 02:07 PM
Will Snyder win? Depends.
TahoeSOONER
10/25/2011, 02:08 PM
...gave Mike Stoops a OU field pass for this weekends big game.
KantoSooner
10/25/2011, 02:11 PM
Is plenty p.o.'d that OU lost to Tech.
3rdgensooner
10/25/2011, 02:20 PM
likes his wife to call him Mr. Magoo
Peach Fuzz
10/25/2011, 04:18 PM
...signs and gives away his dentures after home games.
MamaMia
10/25/2011, 04:31 PM
...wrote a book titled, How To Be a 'Has Been' For Dummies
oudivesherpa
10/25/2011, 04:32 PM
Keeps getting his meds confused--ex-lax and vigra. Doesn't know if he's coming or going.
budbarrybob
10/25/2011, 05:09 PM
has now exhausted his Social Security.
XingTheRubicon
10/25/2011, 06:22 PM
mainlines boniva
OUmillenium
10/25/2011, 08:06 PM
...wears depends although his defense will never crap their pants as bad as Venables.
birddog
10/25/2011, 08:41 PM
turns his depends inside-out at halftime.
Bruiser53
10/25/2011, 08:44 PM
...should have Life Alert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52RHVQ9Ybqo
opksooner
10/25/2011, 09:17 PM
.............counts the remaining pills in the bottle.......every day.
SoonerofAlabama
10/25/2011, 09:54 PM
...is so old, when he was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
picasso
10/25/2011, 09:54 PM
Has a poster of Lawrence Welk in his office.
BoomerJ
10/25/2011, 10:43 PM
...Gets royalty checks from The Simpsons as inspiration for Mr. Burns
IslandSooner
10/25/2011, 11:45 PM
....is old.
En_Fuego
10/26/2011, 01:22 AM
....is getting a 10" BONER looking at our defensive scheme.
BoomerJ
10/26/2011, 08:34 AM
...chews his food like a giraffe.
BoomerJ
10/26/2011, 08:35 AM
...Always starts stories with "Back in MY day".
3rdgensooner
10/26/2011, 09:47 AM
was in the grassy knoll
deweydw
10/26/2011, 12:16 PM
... was at the ______________.

signing of the Declaration of Independance.
the Gettysburg Address.
the Wright Brothers first flight.
deweydw
10/26/2011, 12:19 PM
... is Connor MacLeod.
3rdgensooner
10/26/2011, 12:29 PM
has been around for a long, long year; stole many a mans soul and faith
CarolinaSoonerFan
10/26/2011, 12:30 PM
...Remembers being at OU's first win.
cjames317
10/26/2011, 03:22 PM
... invented sizzurp.
Peach Fuzz
10/26/2011, 05:05 PM
... is still in love with the Roaring twenties.
KANSOONER
10/26/2011, 06:14 PM
Has to use a mobility scooter on the sidelines.
8timechamps
10/26/2011, 08:09 PM
...is so old, his social security number is 1.
TahoeSOONER
10/27/2011, 03:49 PM
...poops dust.
3rdgensooner
10/27/2011, 04:20 PM
wears dark socks with sandals
toast
10/27/2011, 04:34 PM
really got into the 60's......the 1860's.
delhalew
10/27/2011, 07:23 PM
...is wondering if you've seen his car keys. Pssst...they're in his hand.
cccasooner2
10/27/2011, 07:39 PM
.....once went by the name of Billy Snyder.
BoomerJ
10/27/2011, 07:52 PM
...uses his overbite + dentures to his advantage as a bottle opener.
3rdgensooner
10/27/2011, 08:04 PM
stands on his porch waiting for kids to get on his yard
finster
10/27/2011, 08:13 PM
Is keeping his eye on that kid up at Penn State
SoonerTerry
10/28/2011, 09:40 AM
has to spoon his nutz out of the toilet before he flushes
BoomerJ
10/28/2011, 09:52 AM
buys stock in the makers of flomax and calls friends to celebrate every bm.
ATX Sooner
10/28/2011, 10:41 AM
...is so wrinkled that even Botox has waved the white flag.
cjames317
10/28/2011, 10:55 AM
... will wang chung tonight.
BoomerJ
10/29/2011, 12:34 AM
Is a closet Trekky.
soonerman4life
10/29/2011, 01:05 AM
won his first game as head coach the same year Joe Paterno was born.
3rdgensooner
10/29/2011, 09:04 AM
babysat for a toddler Knute Rockne
BoomerJ
10/29/2011, 10:01 AM
...has a harem at the Bill Snyder Home For The Aged.
cleller
10/29/2011, 10:09 AM
Will now forever be known is a closet Geppetto.
3rdgensooner
10/29/2011, 05:48 PM
got Stoop3wned
Therealsouthsider
10/29/2011, 06:09 PM
.... real name is Max Schreck and made his film debut in 1922

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