Things that make you smile

[sanantoniosooner]

When someone goes out of their way to tell you how little they think of you.

When my wife complains that somebody farted in her elevator.

When my kids say something that proves the sarcasm gene has been passed on to the next generation.

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

When some a-hole gets a taste of karma.

[soonerhubs]

When bad drivers get pulled over. :)

[cleller]

Ducks

http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/ww14/cs6000/IMG_1830.jpg

[oudavid1]

Ducks

http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/ww14/cs6000/IMG_1830.jpg

LUCKY!!!

oh and whenever Landry throws a pick :)

Like a really really bad one.

[Lott's Bandana]

When someone says, "SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE!".


Gets me every time.

[SicEmBaylor]

Nudity

[badger]

As a person who has been surrounded by bossy people that are older than me my entire life... first the parents, then the school teachers and coaches, then the college professors, then the old bosses in the professional world.

Thus, it has always been satisfying after these older authority figures pat you on the head and suggest "You're so young and stupid that we're going to ignore your advice and opinions" only to watch them fail because they failed to listen to the little youngin'

Someday, when I am the one surrounded by young insufferable knowitalls, I'll probably feel differently. Till then, you old bastards should listen to us young folk every so often.

[Lott's Bandana]

Did you say something young lady?

[badger]

Did you say something young lady?

I bet making that post made you smile :mad:

However, I am not as "not a real modador" as I claim and will now abuse my power by issuing you a SF.com ban.

Everyone say "BYE BYE, LOTT'S BANDANA!"

BYE BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[SicEmBaylor]

He had it coming.

[badger]

He had it coming.

Hell, the only way vBookie will ever survive is if I steal from the haves to give to have-nots. Or at least that's what Occupy vBookie is tell me.

vBookie makes me smile. It really does. I would do it even if it meant I didn't have the power to threaten you all with bans and cards that I've never, nor will ever, issue.

(Yes, that means I'm giving Lott a second chance to escape Sodom and Gomorrah... but turn back to your evil anti-badger ways and that pillar of salt you see is in the mirror, friend!)

[cantwait48]

when I see a turtle trying to cross the interstate, I mean really, come on. Stupid turtle.

[BillyBall]

Listening to Joe Paterno speak.

[rekamrettuB]

Your wife owns an elevator? She must be rich.

[Lott's Bandana]

He had it coming.


neener.

[8timechamps]

I know a lot of people don't like Lou Holtz, but when he starts laughing, I start laughing. And as much as I despise ESPN, the college football/groupon commercial with Lou, Mark and Reece cracks me up.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g45ugL4uUto

[badger]

Holtz's Discover ad makes me smile when I Lou makes "Peggy" smile. Lou gets all inspirational and says that Peggy can be his go-to guy... or girl and Peggy gets a big smile on his face. That makes me smile too.... as well as when Lou is all like "OK, let's try this again..."

[Turd_Ferguson]

Poon Tang

[jumperstop]

Holtz's Discover ad makes me smile when I Lou makes "Peggy" smile. Lou gets all inspirational and says that Peggy can be his go-to guy... or girl and Peggy gets a big smile on his face. That makes me smile too.... as well as when Lou is all like "OK, let's try this again..."

I acctually enjoy this commercial, and I normally hate the ones that come on during the game because you have to see them 1000 times.

[jumperstop]

Poon Tang

Along those lines...titties! Whether they are good or not they normally evoke a smile out of me.

[cleller]

OK. More Ducks! These are the same ones as before, only as ducklings. The yellow (white) duck was given to my niece. The other two are Khaki Campbell ducks, great egg layers, and fun to have around. A little messy, but worth it.

http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/ww14/cs6000/ducks009.jpg

[soonercruiser]

OK Badger!
We're waiting.
What, should make us smile???
Your call!
:beaten:

[soonercruiser]

Did you say something young lady?

Employees should never post on the same forum as their boss!
:courage:

[jk the sooner fan]

you can only feel little if you allow yourself to feel that way

whoever it was that made you feel that way must be super important in your life

[soonercruiser]

Most of the things in "life" should make us smile!
:encouragement:

[Lott's Bandana]

So this morning I'm sitting in the Cleveland County Sheriff's Office, waiting to get fingerprinted (administrative reason) and I notice there is a machine there that I have never seen before...looks like an ATM.


Women keep coming in and feeding $$$ into this machine and leaving. Obviously a reverse ATM!


Come to find out, it is the way that the "detainees" in the jail get money for their Commissary purchases while guests of the County.


Those women made me smile. Gotta love 'em.

[DCSooner]

When my dog farts and it startles him.

[DCSooner]

So this morning I'm sitting in the Cleveland County Sheriff's Office, waiting to get fingerprinted (administrative reason) and I notice there is a machine there that I have never seen before...looks like an ATM.


Women keep coming in and feeding $$$ into this machine and leaving. Obviously a reverse ATM!


Come to find out, it is the way that the "detainees" in the jail get money for their Commissary purchases while guests of the County.


Those women made me smile. Gotta love 'em.

They let you fingerprint there? They sent me to Oklahoma County.

[Lott's Bandana]

Wasn't a problem at all. Puzzling that they wouldn't print you in your own county. They have a room with all the stuff, right off the lobby.

[yermom]

i did it at OUPD when i had to do it (also administrative)

[NormanPride]

Maybe they just don't like DC?

[DCSooner]

Maybe they just don't like DC? Very, very good chance of that.

[badger]

OK Badger!
We're waiting.
What, should make us smile???
Your call!
:beaten:

Getting vCash like everyone else who participates in vBookie. :P

[8timechamps]

I like it when DC farts and it startles him.

[DCSooner]

I like it when DC farts and it startles him. It's only startling if it's wet.

[jumperstop]

I get a kick out of faceplants. Those almost always get my to at least give a grin.

[TUSooner]

The phrase "turtle wrangling" has been making me smile all afternoon.

One of my colleagues volunteers at the Audubon Zoo here in New O., and he used that phrase to entice us to go to the zoo's Swampfest. (I'll be in OKC, though!)

[jumperstop]

The phrase "turtle wrangling" has been making me smile all afternoon.

One of my colleagues volunteers at the Audubon Zoo here in New O., and he used that phrase to entice us to go to the zoo's Swampfest. (I'll be in OKC, though!)

Kinda makes me think of those sex terms like a 'Dirty Sanchez' or 'Rusty Trombone'

[TUSooner]

Kinda makes me think of those sex terms like a 'Dirty Sanchez' or 'Rusty Trombone'
Ew yuck. The turtles are offended by your creepy disgustingness.

[8timechamps]

It's only startling if it's wet.

Preaching to the choir.

[jumperstop]

Ew yuck. The turtles are offended by your creepy disgustingness.

If you knew what both of those without googling them, especially the second I'll give you five bucks. If not, I wouldn't google them. There might be things that you can't unsee....

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

Does girls in handcuffs fit in to this category or am I on the wrong site?? :stupid:

[sanantoniosooner]

When the wife storms off the store aisle because of a farticular odor.

[NormanPride]

When someone else's wife storms off the store aisle because of farticular odor. Especially if there is a high five involved.

[Mad Dog Madsen]

When I do something "premature." :calm:










EDIT: Oh wait, that pisses me off. Nevermind...

[soonerbrat]

When my dog farts and it startles him.


your dog makes me smile. farting or not.