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soonerboy_odanorth
10/18/2011, 11:10 PM
She's ruining a perfectly good QB. Largely by insisting his noggin reside in her rump, and only her rump. You know. You've seen how distant, detached, and bored-with-it-all he seems. He's already hearing the little pitter-patters of a mini-her wimmins bb team.

He'll wake up though.

Bet he dumps her after the KSU loss....

delhalew
10/18/2011, 11:15 PM
dats funny

silverwheels
10/18/2011, 11:18 PM
I nominate Alfalfa, because he hates women!

Pricetag
10/18/2011, 11:37 PM
2482
Women weaken the legs!

Therealsouthsider
10/18/2011, 11:45 PM
...I like big rumps and I can not lie


ss

nighttrain12
10/19/2011, 12:48 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4he79krseU&feature=player_detailpage

Blue
10/19/2011, 01:15 AM
You're full of Bad Mojo, OdaN.

btk108
10/19/2011, 09:48 AM
best thread ever

Mad Dog Madsen
10/19/2011, 09:59 AM
WTF?!?

badger
10/19/2011, 10:02 AM
You all suck. Whitney Hand is a wonderful person and wonderful athlete and someday when there's little Landry Hands/Whitney Jones' running around for OU, we'll win national titles in every major sport. Can you all wait 20 years for that day?

cherokeebrewer
10/19/2011, 10:42 AM
I'm in the "WTF?!?" crowd

OULenexaman
10/19/2011, 10:53 AM
WTF?!? member.....worst thread ever.

Breadburner
10/19/2011, 10:57 AM
Yup...Its horrible on all fronts.....

cccasooner2
10/19/2011, 11:10 AM
So we be hatin' on Whitney because she's got a big butt?

swardboy
10/19/2011, 11:11 AM
Naw, just sweet cheeks.

stoops the eternal pimp
10/19/2011, 11:14 AM
2482
Women weaken the legs!

Posting gold

Landthief 1972
10/19/2011, 11:32 AM
Ain't nuthin' wrong with junk in the trunk, the way God intended. If I wanted a little bitty narrow rear, I'd be homosexual and chasing 18-year-old boys. NTTAWWT.

Ashkill
10/19/2011, 11:56 AM
I am in the Whitney Hand is pretty awesome club!

stoops the eternal pimp
10/19/2011, 12:55 PM
Soonerboy..always knows what's up

SoonerPride
10/19/2011, 01:14 PM
As sarcasm or humor or whatever, I find this to be fail.

Sorry.

Neath a Western Sky
10/19/2011, 01:34 PM
Spoken like a boy whose had lots of others up your own rump, OP. Don't be so jealous of Whitney. :smile:

SoonerAtKU
10/19/2011, 01:50 PM
I thought this was going to be about Whitney Cummings' terrible show.

Keller Sooner
10/19/2011, 02:17 PM
I'm in Whitney's corner. A tremendous young lady!

badger
10/19/2011, 05:52 PM
"I can tell you that she has healed. She is moving well. She looks much more like the Whitney Hand you saw as a true freshman," coach Sherri Coale said. "I don't know if any of us realized the pain she was in last year. What I see now is a kid who is really comfortable in her own skin as a basketball player. Having her back and healthy is a huge breath of fresh air for everyone."

Now I expect you all to lower your heads in SHAME at EVER suggesting that Whitney Hand could be anything but a positive for Sooner Nation.

SHAME!!!!!! SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

soonerboy_odanorth
10/19/2011, 11:08 PM
Whitney's toots are what causes Landry to clear his throat and wrinkle his nose when he is checking with the sideline....

LiveLaughLove
10/20/2011, 09:48 AM
I'll take this opportunity to say my sis and niece went to the women's bball function a few nights ago and Sherri and Whitney were very nice I am told. No shocker.

My sis said whitney was very funny also. I think this OP was sarcasm but wanted to get in my families love for miss Whitney.

badger
10/20/2011, 10:42 AM
Yes, we're all just having fun at the first couple of Norman's expense. My indignation is all in fun too.

:mad: But I'll think about this thread next time you all beg me to post pictures of the womens basketball team!!!!! :mad:













;)

Tulsa_Fireman
10/20/2011, 01:59 PM
She's ruining a perfectly good QB. Largely by insisting his noggin reside in her rump, and only her rump. You know. You've seen how distant, detached, and bored-with-it-all he seems. He's already hearing the little pitter-patters of a mini-her wimmins bb team.

He'll wake up though.

Bet he dumps her after the KSU loss....

I think you got the wrong head that's inside Whitney's rump.

milesl
10/20/2011, 02:00 PM
http://www.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/whitney_hand_landry_jones-engaged.jpg

BigTip
10/20/2011, 02:10 PM
http://media.lawrence.com/img/blogs/entry_img/2009/Oct/21/1.jpg

MrJimBeam
10/21/2011, 06:18 AM
http://www.thelostogle.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/whitney_hand_landry_jones-engaged.jpg
Are those velcro shoes?

soonerboy_odanorth
10/27/2011, 10:48 PM
All.

Her.

Fault.

Grrrrrr.

TahoeSOONER
10/28/2011, 12:50 AM
It's tough getting proposed to, in a moment captured forever, looking like a stunt double for the hamburgler.

All...her...fault :)

En_Fuego
10/28/2011, 01:04 AM
Are those velcro shoes?

That explains lots of things..............

sooneron
10/28/2011, 02:11 PM
http://www.fish4salmon.com/pictures/chum/fly_fishing/fish_on.jpg

soonerboy_odanorth
10/28/2011, 04:25 PM
Is Landry wearing... a Swatch!!?!?

soonerboy_odanorth
10/28/2011, 04:27 PM
See? She's RUINED him.... turned him into a drooling NERD.

No wonder he doesn't scramble from the pocket... but rather gets scrambled in the pocket.

(I wonder if he gets scrambled in her pocket? ;) )

Pricetag
10/28/2011, 04:41 PM
You know what tends to cause a quarterback's passes to be off? Weak legs.

soonerboy_odanorth
10/28/2011, 04:46 PM
No... no... that was wrong for me to go there. They are fine upstanding young people and so much more squared away than the rest of us pigs.

I am sure they are waiting...

Of course... not fulfilling certain urges could cause a guy to be "off", too.

"WHITNEY!"

Serge Ibaka
10/28/2011, 06:21 PM
No... no... that was wrong for me to go there. They are fine upstanding young people and so much more squared away than the rest of us pigs.

I am sure they are waiting...

Of course... not fulfilling certain urges could cause a guy to be "off", too.

"WHITNEY!"

This--all of this.

If they're not copulating, then that upsets me.

1. It would be distracting for Landry.
2. They're both at the most vigorous and fit moment of their lives. It's a waste.

C'mon, guys...