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Frozen Sooner
10/17/2011, 11:21 PM
...doesn't understand that you can't be a national champion unless you play in the championship game.
BoomerJ
10/17/2011, 11:35 PM
...has bionic ears and can hear what your thinking.
agoo758
10/17/2011, 11:59 PM
Wants to play the winner of the National Championship game this year.
Peach Fuzz
10/18/2011, 04:58 AM
...Was voted most likely beaten up in school.
Peach Fuzz
10/18/2011, 05:04 AM
...Has peirced nipples.
Peach Fuzz
10/18/2011, 05:06 AM
...Listens to Harry Potter cds during practise.
Hot Rod
10/18/2011, 05:32 AM
...never thanked Craig James for his new head coaching job.
LiveLaughLove
10/18/2011, 06:18 AM
Hates having to wear that pirate costume to booster functions.
SoonerDood
10/18/2011, 06:31 AM
...promises to bring SEC football to the Big XII.
SoonerofAlabama
10/18/2011, 06:57 AM
...says TT is his dream job, that is until a bigger and better school comes knocking.
budbarrybob
10/18/2011, 06:58 AM
gets off on the fact that Texas Tech and Tommy Tubberville both have TT as initials...
LVSOONER15
10/18/2011, 07:57 AM
Loves Prince Albert.
SoonerInFortSmith
10/18/2011, 08:15 AM
Is still trying to clean the feces out from under his fingernails.
tfoolry
10/18/2011, 09:09 AM
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soonerboomer
10/18/2011, 11:58 AM
I've heard that many Tech fans including donors regret getting rid of Leach. They feel that Leach would have done a better job recruiting in addition to doing a better job coaching. I agree and believe Tech would be in the mix instead of being one of the worst teams in the Big 12.
TrophyCollector
10/18/2011, 12:05 PM
...tucks during his pre-game ritual.
sooneron
10/18/2011, 02:02 PM
Prefers a fine cravat to an ascot.
cjames317
10/18/2011, 02:06 PM
...never thanked Craig James for his new head coaching job.

... has Adam James practicing at WR and QB this week.
IslandSooner
10/18/2011, 03:11 PM
...is still looking for the "Fat Little Girlfriends"
SoonerNomad
10/18/2011, 07:00 PM
regrets scheduling The Citadel
Peach Fuzz
10/18/2011, 07:14 PM
... thinks adding spray adhesive to jock straps is funny and brings the team together through practical jokes.
OUNASH
10/18/2011, 09:11 PM
Looks like Bucky the Wisconsin Badger. He wishes his team was that good.
IBleedCrimson
10/18/2011, 09:25 PM
... thinks everything smells like fishsticks. i don't understand what that means either.
BoomerJ
10/19/2011, 08:22 AM
...converted the shed into a mancave.
badger
10/19/2011, 08:23 AM
...was so desperate to get back into coaching he didn't wait for the Tennessee job to open, or a series of other SEC jobs that are likely to open up this year or next.

...is an idiot for trying to follow Mike Leach.

...still doesn't have Tech competitive with the Big 12 big boys like his predecessor.
BoomerJ
10/19/2011, 08:24 AM
...whistles while he works.
TheHumanAlphabet
10/19/2011, 08:50 AM
Is wondering how in the hell did he end up in Lubbock and is looking for the first drunkytown train out of there...
cjames317
10/19/2011, 09:49 AM
... appreciates all the Tech girls with their "guns up."
goingoneight
10/19/2011, 01:20 PM
... found out what his defense can do against real offenses.
deweydw
10/19/2011, 04:28 PM
... likes to "Get down, Boogie, oogie, oogie!"
oudivesherpa
10/19/2011, 05:07 PM
As John Blake is to OU, Tommy Tubberville is to Auburn.
BoomerJ
10/20/2011, 12:35 AM
...likes to shop at the Everything's A Dollar store and constantly ask the workers what things cost.
cjames317
10/20/2011, 11:13 AM
... watches the LHN every night, just before he nods off in his recliner.
texas bandman
10/20/2011, 12:12 PM
puts up with his players' fat girlfriends
dennis580
10/20/2011, 08:27 PM
...doesn't understand that you can't be a national champion unless you play in the championship game.

Actually you can. The AP Poll is still considered a legit NC, and they give out a National Championship trophy.
NASASooner
10/20/2011, 09:34 PM
Should be a TeleTubby.
soonerman4life
10/20/2011, 10:37 PM
Gets in the retal position after a loss and pretends it's 2004. aahhh... the glory days!
BoomerJ
10/21/2011, 09:24 AM
Loves Lubbock for it's easy women and proximity to The Big Texan.
cjames317
10/21/2011, 10:31 AM
... has Adam James practicing at WR and QB this week.

... and at Sam LB and DT.
badger
10/21/2011, 10:51 AM
...wishes he was back in the land of cotton. Old times there are not forgotten look away look away look away Dixie Land.
AlbqSooner
10/22/2011, 07:13 AM
> > > is a MAN!

He is # 40.

The 40th straight coach to lose at OU!