View Full Version : At 4PM my boss has a lozenge
NormanPride
10/13/2011, 04:14 PM
Or some sort of dissolvable thing that he puts in his mouth. Then he proceeds to suck on it for the next five minutes. Approximately every eight seconds he makes a clicking mouth noise. He will do this without fail every day, on the hour, with the consistency of a metronome.
I hate mouth noises. They disgust me, annoy me, and make me angry. I am seriously about to kick his teeth down his throat along with whatever it is that he sucks on all the time.
He is Venezuelan. Is this a Venezuelan thing? Do other cultures not care about mouth noises? Am I being insensitive? If so, screw you. It's gross.
3rdgensooner
10/13/2011, 04:15 PM
*slurp smack*
NormanPride
10/13/2011, 04:24 PM
...bout to smack something...
sanantoniosooner
10/13/2011, 04:25 PM
My MIL sounds like she is plunging a toilet when she drinks anything at all.
NormanPride
10/13/2011, 04:27 PM
I would have murdered her by now. You are a stronger man than I.
sanantoniosooner
10/13/2011, 04:33 PM
It's hard not to laugh. It's hit that "so annoying it's hilarious" stage.
Lott's Bandana
10/13/2011, 04:45 PM
My ex FIL slurped his can of beer so loud, it sounded like an Asian eating soup.
Lott's Bandana
10/13/2011, 04:46 PM
Asians slurp their soup so loud, it sounds like my ex FIL drinking beer.
cantwait48
10/13/2011, 05:41 PM
He is Venezuelan."
do you work for the cartel?
soonerbrat
10/13/2011, 06:20 PM
i hate mouth noises too. you're not alone
Lott's Bandana
10/13/2011, 06:22 PM
What about kazoos?
jumperstop
10/13/2011, 06:54 PM
Dinner at a quiet restaurant kills me with all the eating/mouth noises....
8timechamps
10/13/2011, 06:56 PM
You people are little bitches. With your poor little bitch ears.
jumperstop
10/13/2011, 07:00 PM
You people are little bitches. With your poor little bitch ears.
I can't help it my hearing is so much more acute than a normal person. Sometimes I hear things that nobody else around me hears.
Lott's Bandana
10/13/2011, 07:06 PM
WHAT??
8timechamps
10/13/2011, 07:28 PM
I can't help it my hearing is so much more acute than a normal person. Sometimes I hear things that nobody else around me hears.
You are either:
A. Gifted with super-human powers.
B. Cursed with hearing the lost souls of those that walked the earth before you.
jumperstop
10/13/2011, 07:36 PM
You are either:
A. Gifted with super-human powers.
B. Cursed with hearing the lost souls of those that walked the earth before you.
Probably a bit of both.
Soonerfan88
10/13/2011, 10:11 PM
I feel for you. I work with a smacker and she doesn't understand why I never want to have lunch with her anymore. The worst is when she wanders into my office for a chat while munching and slurping on a piece of fruit.
Soonerus
10/13/2011, 10:14 PM
All of the above, annoying...
8timechamps
10/13/2011, 11:00 PM
I feel for you. I work with a smacker and she doesn't understand why I never want to have lunch with her anymore. The worst is when she wanders into my office for a chat while munching and slurping on a piece of fruit.
She's ugly, huh?
the-rover
10/13/2011, 11:07 PM
whistling?
soonerbrat
10/14/2011, 07:23 AM
I can't help it my hearing is so much more acute than a normal person. Sometimes I hear things that nobody else around me hears.
me too! it's a blessing and a curse.
the guy next to me at work slurps and smacks all day...drives me nuts, that's why i listen to music with earphones all day long.
NormanPride
10/14/2011, 10:16 AM
You people are little bitches. With your poor little bitch ears.
Sounds like a bitter mouth-noise-maker to me. ;) Not our fault your disgusting habit drives the people around you away!
AlboSooner
10/15/2011, 09:51 AM
most likely you dislike your boss for some other reason. the smack is superficial /freud
Breadburner
10/15/2011, 11:08 AM
I take it the OP doesn't go south of the border.....
GottaHavePride
10/15/2011, 11:27 AM
My boss takes phone calls while eating his lunch at his desk. I feel sorry for the person he's talking to.
FirstandGoal
10/15/2011, 12:07 PM
How is it possible that SicEm has not posted in this thread yet?
Breadburner
10/15/2011, 12:11 PM
How is it possible that SicEm has not posted in this thread yet?
He likes the Suppository threads....Plus Baylor is playing.....
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