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8timechamps
10/11/2011, 08:44 PM
This is how it played out (at least in my mind):


Mack Brown: Coach Stoops, why did you leave your defensive starters in for so long?!

Brent Venables: You don't have to answer that question!

Coach Stoops: I'll answer the question. You want answers?

Mack Brown: I think I'm entitled.

Coach Stoops: You want answers?!

Mack Brown: I want the truth!

Coach Stoops: You can't handle the truth!

Mack, we live in a world that has voters, voters that look at the final score, and the final score has to be guarded by men with guts. Who's gonna do it? You? Your defense, Coach Diaz? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom! You weep for McCoy and you curse the Sooners. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that this blow-out, while tragic to horn nation, probably gained Texas recruits. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you and horn fans, gets Texas recruits! You don't want the truth; because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me to win! You need me to win! We use words like "Boomer", "Sooner", and “Pride". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent being a Sooner. You use them as a punch line! I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very conference that I provide stability to, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "Thank you, Coach" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you put on a helmet, and take the field. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!

BeaSooner
10/11/2011, 08:48 PM
hahaha. Love it. If I were astute enough to know how to give you rep, i would be sending some your way!

cccasooner2
10/11/2011, 08:57 PM
Excellent!

Keller Sooner
10/11/2011, 09:36 PM
Greatness. Ya gotta love it!

ouwasp
10/11/2011, 11:19 PM
hahaha. Love it. If I were astute enough to know how to give you rep, i would be sending some your way!

Bea- it's that little icon that looks like a sheriff's badge in the lower left area... :)

rainiersooner
10/12/2011, 01:09 AM
I hate Texas.

DarrellZero
10/12/2011, 01:18 AM
Wait, so Stoops ordered the Code Rhett?

Mark_in_Tulsa
10/12/2011, 01:50 AM
Funny

the-rover
10/12/2011, 02:21 AM
Brown: "Did you order the Code Crimson?"

Stoops: "You're ***damn right I did!"

CBUS_SOONER
10/12/2011, 05:54 AM
shoulda beat them worse

AceSooner
10/12/2011, 06:44 AM
shoulda beat them worse
YES!!

sooneredaco
10/12/2011, 07:37 AM
BRAVO!!!! BRAVO!!!!

Travellingsooner
10/12/2011, 08:18 AM
well done, sir

OU Sooners
10/12/2011, 10:11 AM
Awesome! Coach Brown if you havent gotten a blow *** from a commanding officer then you are missing out on one of the finer things in life.

BeaSooner
10/12/2011, 12:42 PM
Brown: "Did you order the Code Crimson?"

Stoops: "You're ***damn right I did!"

Code Crimson.....I like that.

blacktop
10/12/2011, 02:14 PM
Thanks, I needed that!

8timechamps
10/12/2011, 08:58 PM
Brown: "Did you order the Code Crimson?"

Stoops: "You're ***damn right I did!"

Should have added the Code Crimson! Good call!