Occupy South Oval

[NormanPride]

Enough is enough. These smiley faces have to go! I'm tired of people that I want to think I am dramatically rolling my eyes to, instead think I am constipated. :rolleyes:

Too long have we burdened ourselves with :emmersed: and :sulkiness:! Too long have we had to endure :confused: and :welcoming:! Am I a strawberry? No! Then why do I need :strawberry:? I am never culpable for anything I say or do on the internet, so why is there :culpability:? I am not a :moon:, nor do I melt while moving :onthego:.

Throw off the shackles of emoticon oppression! Do not be some weird pumpkin thing when you are :crushed:! Reject the reality that being :distant: implies you have some sort of mental disorder! And what the **** is this thing? :smiley_simmons:

Join me in my quest to occupy the SO until our demands are met!

[Sooner Mommy]

I'm here. Someone donate me a poncho and a tent.

[NormanPride]

Make your own out of bad smileys and hope, sister.

[Sooner Mommy]

Maybe I can find shelter under someone's filthy dredlocks and a cloud of mari-joo-ana smoke. :positive:

[badger]

Here's my donation:

http://www.foodservicedirect.com/productimages/OT487127S.jpg

[NormanPride]

Too much salt, and China already owns the US, man...

[badger]

Fiiiine, I'll up my donation to a box:
http://www.theonlinecandyshop.com/images/products/detail/maruchanchicken.jpg

[NormanPride]

Now you're just flaunting all that wealth you got from actually getting a job...

[Boomer.....]

I second the notion. The new smilies have to go!

[badger]

Now you're just flaunting all that wealth you got from actually getting a job...

I'm not a real Modador, I promise! :(

[Lott's Bandana]

I was going to do a :squatter: smiley, but I couldn't find one.

[yermom]

and we really need a :puke: smiley too

[TUSooner]

I'm IN!! I demand the return of the old rolling eyes smiley. And while I'm at I demand a Groucho smiley and a 30-day baning for anyone disagreeing with my posts in the politics forum. (Might as well aim high!)

[Soonerus]

What a bunch of losers....

[Petro-Sooner]

Pretty much

[8timechamps]

I've made up a bunch of signs with this on them:

:adjoint:

[Soonerfan88]

:mushroom: Do the brown spots represent the sh!t supposedly covering them?

:teapot: :pig: Should I start singing 'I'm a little teapot' and read you the story of 'The 3 Pigs' every night?

The animals and fruits really confuse me. :tyrannosaurus: :apple: :frog: :dog: :lemo: :fox: :watermelon: :cat: :monkey:

So :jaded: these new smilies. (This one is flipping us off, right?)

[salth2o]

How do you make teh new smilies? :mack: :rolleyes: :succ:

[SoonerofAlabama]

I do not feel these emotions. :mask: :gorilla:

[47straight]

You can't see me, but I'm doing the block thing with my arms.

[Boomer.....]

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/2427/biggrinp.gif

[soonercruiser]

I'm in!
(Not busy Tuesday)
I'll bring the cops!

[yankee]

I'm in a tent outside of Dale. Where the hell is everyone?

[SoonerTerry]

pizza run

[NormanPride]

I'm in a tent outside of Dale. Where the hell is everyone?

We couldn't arrange a meet-up with all these bad smileys.

[cleller]

Just don't dirty up the place, and leave you Starbucks crap everywhere.

[NormanPride]

Pfff. You think any of us have money for Starbucks? Seattle's Best all the way, brah.

[SoonerBread]

I thought this thread would have a Dan Patrick Show vibe. His "Occupy GameDay" shtick is pretty funny. I love his needling of "The Mother Ship."

That's all.

[BudSooner]

Did someone bring the TP? I gotta take a ****....nobody tell Rus, i'm gonna use his tent.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Is the "Beat the hell out of *****" still painted in the drive in front of Dale Hall?

[soonercruiser]

I'll bring one roll of toilet paper to share.
HomeDepot is having a sale on 600 grit.

Just one roll....... so share it well.
Or, should I just get some sheets of wet & dry?
:mask:

[prrriiide]

Here, NP. I'll share some o' my stash...

http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-11157.gif http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-11513.gif http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-14218.gif http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-14203.gif http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-15764.gif http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-16461.gif http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-14562.gif http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-14821.gif http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-16307.gif http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-2641.gif http://planetsmilies.net/not-tagged-smiley-4334.gif http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex023.gif

Those should get ya by 'til The Man quits keepin' ya down.

[OUTromBoNado]

Pfff. You think any of us have money for Starbucks? Seattle's Best all the way, brah.

Seattle's Best is owned by Starbucks. Corporations own us all. :gary: :eddie: :mack: :pop: