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deweydw
10/10/2011, 03:47 PM
... is tapping his heels together and saying "There's no place like home.".
SoonerMom2
10/10/2011, 03:48 PM
Bet he wishes he had stayed at Buffalo!
badger
10/10/2011, 03:50 PM
... is teaching his quarterbacks how to bounce pass.
SoonerofAlabama
10/10/2011, 03:53 PM
...just remembered that he can put defense on the field.
htownsooner7
10/10/2011, 04:00 PM
Was wise to drop his given first name--'Ike'
KantoSooner
10/10/2011, 04:03 PM
Has heard this music before.
toast
10/10/2011, 04:03 PM
...can't wait til his team plays ut.
rekamrettuB
10/10/2011, 04:05 PM
Is already game planning for Iowa State.
badger
10/10/2011, 04:10 PM
... has no buyout clause in his contract, so KU is stuck with him (no joke (http://www2.kusports.com/news/2010/oct/21/contract-favors-turner-gill/))

But of course, neither did Mangino's, so perhaps I should have said that Turner Gill...

... is in no danger of getting fired from KU unless he finger pokes a player in the chest or uses the word "homies."
SteelClip49
10/10/2011, 04:14 PM
...is calling on Bill Self to call the plays as the 11 man weave fast-break never fails!
En_Fuego
10/10/2011, 04:17 PM
....was a good QB, but HC....not so much.
badger
10/10/2011, 04:20 PM
... called Mark Mangino for KU coaching advice.

...Mark said he couldn't talk, he was too busy helping Bob at the Red/White game :D
SoonerAtKU
10/10/2011, 05:24 PM
Should have played QB for the Sooners.
delhalew
10/10/2011, 05:26 PM
Is just happy to be here. "Seriously, you guys have a great game.". He just wants his players to feel loved.
badger
10/10/2011, 05:31 PM
... takes away players' cell phones before games so there is no distractions. (once again, no joke (http://www.kansas.com/2010/09/21/1504580/kansas-coach-turner-gill-wants.html))

So, basically, they went from one coach that was allegedly finger poking to one that is treating them even more like children. Oh wait, you don't finger poke children. That's child abuse :rolleyes:
LiveLaughLove
10/10/2011, 05:38 PM
should have taken the job Bob Stoops offered him in '99...but I'm so glad he didn't.
OUNASH
10/10/2011, 05:41 PM
Wishes he was back at Buffalo, at least he could win a few games.
deweydw
10/10/2011, 06:43 PM
... will be under his desk Sunday morning sucking his thumb.
Frozen Sooner
10/10/2011, 07:46 PM
Shoulda told Tom Osborne to kick.
AlbqSooner
10/10/2011, 07:56 PM
. . . claims Buffalo is winning with his players. No, wait.
Dio
10/10/2011, 08:03 PM
...coaches more like Johnny Gill
Rocker
10/10/2011, 08:50 PM
Should have played QB for the Sooners.


And Baseball for the Sooners.
Frozen Sooner
10/10/2011, 08:53 PM
...rubs you the right way.

...is really impressed that Albq, in proper Bluebook style, puts spaces in his ellipses.
oudivesherpa
10/10/2011, 10:36 PM
Tells his players they are not in Kansas anymore. At least that's what he will tell them Sunday night.
SoonerofAlabama
10/10/2011, 10:50 PM
...says OSU's scoring streak was basically just one bad play.
Peach Fuzz
10/10/2011, 11:12 PM
...thinks Lawrence is the coolest effing place in the world bro! Just like everyone else on this board!
batonrougesooner
10/10/2011, 11:45 PM
Wishes he could sing like his brother Vince.
EatLeadCommie
10/11/2011, 07:27 AM
is not going to have a job in January.
cleller
10/11/2011, 07:51 AM
Is eating around the clock and practicing his "mean face" in the mirror.
Soonerntxs
10/11/2011, 09:34 AM
Will be watching other games on his IPhone Sat. around, say 8:15 ish.....:)
cjames317
10/11/2011, 11:04 AM
... endorses Filipinocupid.com?
JudInKC
10/11/2011, 11:08 AM
According to press here in KC, he's on the hot seat. If he's not and we score 70 on them this Saturday, he will be on the hot seat.

Remember, he was hired by Perkins, who is no longer the AD at KU. Many KU fans are really frustrated with the football program at this point and they have some really deep pockets as their alumni. The conference realignment has opened their eyes that having a good basketball program gets you nowhere, as it's all about football. I think they could make a move after the season if they don't see improvement from this point forward.
DrZaius
10/11/2011, 11:12 AM
.....Puts the nuts in numb nuts
oumartin
10/11/2011, 11:13 AM
Makes John Blake look like Barry Switzer
REDREX
10/11/2011, 11:18 AM
Makes John Blake look like Barry Switzer----No coach was worse than John Blake
deweydw
10/11/2011, 11:41 AM
... can't figure out why there is a fat lady standing outside his office, dressed in a Viking uniform, clearing her throat.
JiminyChristmas
10/11/2011, 11:45 AM
...plays the harmonica through his a$$.
CarolinaSoonerFan
10/11/2011, 12:16 PM
... will be under his desk Saturday morning sucking his thumb.

Corrected
CarolinaSoonerFan
10/11/2011, 12:19 PM
----No coach was worse than John Blake

Snelly was worse
TheHumanAlphabet
10/11/2011, 12:25 PM
Is wondering if that finger pointing at players really works and if he should try to employ it as a coaching tactic...
badger
10/11/2011, 01:37 PM
... would like KU to play in the MAC
cleller
10/11/2011, 07:03 PM
wants to shuffle back to Buffalo.
deweydw
10/13/2011, 09:15 AM
... called Bob Stoops and asked him "Could you spot us 20 just to make us look good?"
cjames317
10/13/2011, 12:00 PM
... told his wife to go buy a bunch of whatever Carol Stoops is selling.
badger
10/13/2011, 12:35 PM
...apparently pimped the fact that KU beat OSU in the second half. I am sh!tting you not. 70-28 loss and you try to emphasize that you won the second half 21-14. What a freaking joke.

We totally need to not let him win ONE SECOND of this game so that he doesn't spout BS like that. You took Mark Mangino's job! :mad:
Landthief 1972
10/13/2011, 05:19 PM
Probably shouldn't have taken his coaching cues from John Blake.
badger
10/13/2011, 05:22 PM
... says something positive about his sensitive football team in his postgame presser, no matter how terrible the loss was.

...will have NOTHING positive to say after the OU game.

...will finally snap after the biggest defeat in the history of ever.

...will pale in comparison to Mark Mangino's finger pokeage.

...anger after the OU loss will fuel KU to being undefeated after they lose to us.
finster
10/13/2011, 07:35 PM
Sits in his office singing:
Remember when,
Nebraska was scary
And Turner was merry
Ree member when.
SoonerObsession
10/13/2011, 08:16 PM
...limits his family 3 squares of toilet paper per dump to save money.
SoonerObsession
10/13/2011, 08:17 PM
...is responsible for the latest Facebook changes.
BASSooner
10/13/2011, 08:36 PM
...spends three hours a day trying to spell "defense" correctly and studies of what it means.
8timechamps
10/13/2011, 08:54 PM
Has proactively posted his resume on Monster.com
SoonerDood
10/13/2011, 09:02 PM
...wishes he gave Blumpkins half as good as Mangino did.
opksooner
10/13/2011, 09:27 PM
......will pay the KU athletic department to release him from his contract.
BoomerJ
10/13/2011, 09:58 PM
...Is going to go into the cell phone business after he gets fired.
ddub0224
10/14/2011, 04:02 PM
...is about to get the Mack Brown treatment!!!
badger
10/14/2011, 04:03 PM
... is an "Athletic Directorship for Dummies" chapter title on "why to include buyouts in coaches contracts"
cccasooner2
10/14/2011, 04:21 PM
..is superstitious and wishes OU was ranked #2.
delhalew
10/14/2011, 09:56 PM
Has a ten year contract with no buyout? No wonder he doesn't seem concerned with winning.
King Crimson
10/15/2011, 12:47 AM
...was a helluva player. his tenure at KU not looking so good.
hornswaggled
10/15/2011, 03:02 AM
Doesn't know the words to Brian's Song.
BoomerJ
10/15/2011, 10:59 AM
...took the week off from football practice and watched a bunch of football movies for inspiration.
SoonerofAlabama
10/15/2011, 01:27 PM
...changed the game time to 8:15 a.m. and forced OU to forfeit the game.
Piware
10/17/2011, 10:35 PM
The Excuse Machine in Lawrence has caused a major power outage.
LASooner
10/18/2011, 01:18 AM
He needs to be given the Bill Snyder plan. We're talking about KU here, and they don't want a coach who yells and cusses, so you have to have patience if you're going the creampuff route.