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UTgradOUfan
10/9/2011, 06:10 PM
RIP whorns
It was Murder
The Coroner's Report has come in.
Cause of Death: Speed Kills
Forecast: continued, constant and chronic Death
Weekend Forecast: More death
When the Pokes come here to Austin next Saturday they are likely to get arrested for Corpse Meddling.
Roll On Big Red
BOOMER!
Soonermagik
10/9/2011, 07:49 PM
Love your username!!
cleller
10/9/2011, 08:06 PM
Death By Misadventure.
marfacowboy
10/9/2011, 08:48 PM
Nice postmortem. I'd add blunt trauma by multiple powerful objects to the deceased.
MsProudSooner
10/9/2011, 09:08 PM
Cause of Death: Shark Attack!
UTgradOUfan
10/10/2011, 08:45 AM
Cause of Death: Shark Attack!

Wish I had thought of that.
The post-mortum in the Austin American Statesman has been appropriately scathing.
The headline could have been "Reality Bites"
So there is that.