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winout
10/8/2011, 04:34 PM
How about some imaginative headlines describing the game. Something like the time-tested "Red River Rout". Anyone?
soonergirlNeugene
10/8/2011, 04:39 PM
Thats already up over at espn
Wishboned
10/8/2011, 05:00 PM
No Case for Texas. OU's Defense Burns Texas to Ash.
fadada1
10/8/2011, 05:01 PM
TEXAS SUCKS!!!


and... that pretty much sums it up.
Therealsouthsider
10/8/2011, 05:02 PM
OU kills innocent baby longhorns, deserves to drop three more spots in polls

SS
SanDiegoSoonerGal
10/8/2011, 05:04 PM
"TEXAS TAKES IT IN THE ASH"

<Hangs head already in expectation of timeout from mods>
hawaii 5-0
10/8/2011, 05:04 PM
'Horns Drown in Red River Bloodbath looks OK with me.


5-0
agoo758
10/8/2011, 05:04 PM
The Red River Repetitive Ransacking.
hawaii 5-0
10/8/2011, 05:05 PM
Sooners Defense Dominate in Mack Brown Smackdown



5-0
Jack T.
10/8/2011, 05:07 PM
LSU destroys highly ranked Florida
OU sneaks by Texas
Okie35
10/8/2011, 05:08 PM
LSU destroys highly ranked Florida
OU sneaks by Texas

winner winner
oumartin
10/8/2011, 05:25 PM
The texas revenge tour washes away in red river
BeaSooner
10/8/2011, 05:25 PM
There were a lot of points put on the board when Texas offense was on the field....problem was, it was OU's defense scoring the points.

Shorten that into a headline.
Widescreen
10/8/2011, 05:45 PM
Case Dismissed
SoonerMom2
10/8/2011, 05:47 PM
From the Dallas News: Crimson and Creamed: Sooners blast Longhorns, 55-17, in Red River Rivalry
booomer
10/8/2011, 06:02 PM
Where's Chris Simms when you need him?
Keller Sooner
10/8/2011, 06:45 PM
Texas/ESPN Longhorns lose a close one.
winout
10/8/2011, 07:07 PM
Longhorns Net Worked Over.
cjames317
10/8/2011, 07:21 PM
Austin to Ashes*

*courtesy Turnpike Troubadors
The Ghost of Mex
10/8/2011, 07:22 PM
Stoops, Sooners Escape One More Time
Blue
10/8/2011, 07:23 PM
OU KICKS ASH, THEN GOES AND GETS SOME SATURDAY NIGHT BEAVER.
C&CDean
10/8/2011, 07:25 PM
Anal Plunging in Dallas. Sooners get reamed and only win by almost 6 TDs. Texas moves up to 9, OU drops to 4...
cleller
10/8/2011, 07:32 PM
It'll be something typical, like Red River Rout.

Better idea: Sooner D Runs Up Score; Harsin's Tricks No Treat for Texas; Texas Was Ranked 10th?
mdklatt
10/8/2011, 07:35 PM
IT'S SUNDAY MORNING AND TEXAS STILL SUCKS
Soonermagik
10/8/2011, 07:41 PM
Garrett Gilbert asked to return as starter!!

Boise State is a system: please see Dan Hawkins and Brian Harsin!

OU wise to stay in the Big 12 and dominate worthless bums like Texas.
Judge Smails
10/8/2011, 09:09 PM
Texas Still Holds 4-3 Lead In Last Seven RRR Games

(In the Austin paper)
bluedogok
10/8/2011, 09:18 PM
Texas Still Holds 4-3 Lead In Last Seven RRR Games

(In the Austin paper)
Maybe the Daily Texan school paper but the Statesman is usually not so kind.

I kinda like the Jennifer Floyd Engel headline for Fox Sports Southwest.

Fox Sports Southwest - Jennifer Floyd Engel: Oklahoma gives Texas much-needed beating (http://www.foxsportssouthwest.com/10/08/11/Oklahoma-gives-Texas-much-needed-beating/landing_big12.html?blockID=577844&amp;feedID=4519)
SoonerofAlabama
10/8/2011, 09:19 PM
It'll be something typical, like Red River Rout.

Better idea: Sooner D Runs Up Score; Harsin's Tricks No Treat for Texas; Texas Was Ranked 10th?

Winner.
SoonerWarMachine#1
10/8/2011, 09:20 PM
OU KICKS TEXAS ASH!! Be sure to see the replay on the Longhorn Network and if you haven't subscribed then blah blah blah
JiminyChristmas
10/8/2011, 09:24 PM
Longhorns can't keep up with Jones or Sooners D
GameWarden
10/8/2011, 09:44 PM
Garrett Gilbert asked to return as starter!!

Boise State is a system: please see Dan Hawkins and Brian Harsin!

OU wise to stay in the Big 12 and dominate worthless bums like Texas.

3 winners^^
Penguin
10/8/2011, 09:58 PM
Boise State makes case for #1
BB37
10/8/2011, 10:03 PM
The headline on NewsOK.com:

Oklahoma Sooners slam Longhorns, stealing their lunch money and the football

http://newsok.com/sports
Landthief 1972
10/8/2011, 10:04 PM
Put THAT on Your Network, Deloss!
Hot Rod
10/8/2011, 10:08 PM
Texas* fans wanting money back for tickets.
guzziguy
10/8/2011, 10:23 PM
LHN announces that due to "technical" problems the game replay is unavailable. Permanently.
3rdgensooner
10/8/2011, 10:47 PM
Oklahoma gives Texas much-needed beating (http://www.foxsportssouthwest.com/10/08/11/Oklahoma-gives-Texas-much-needed-beating/landing_big12.html?blockID=577844&feedID=4519)

Excerpt:


ALLAS — Oklahoma coach Bob Stoops accomplished with verve what university president David Boren tried and failed to do. He slapped a little much-needed humility into the University of Texas football program — which recently has become confused about what it actually means to be great — with a good butt-whupping Saturday at The Cotton Bowl.

No. 3 Oklahoma 55, No. 11 Texas 17.

Actually, OU's offense 34, OU's defense 21, Texas 17.

Woodshed.

Hint, Longhorns: Greatness usually is defined in 100-yard tests in football, not in Longhorn Networks or sizes of cash piles, no matter how many bravado-laden sound bites your AD delivers to the contrary.

So Saturday was about more than the 106th playing of the Red River Shootout. It was about more than Oklahoma wanting to beat its rival, or protect its spot in the rankings, or add to quarterback Landry Jones' Heisman Trophy resume.
BB37
10/8/2011, 10:48 PM
LHN announces that due to "technical" problems the game replay is unavailable. Permanently.

Bet the phones at Dish and DirectTV are ringing off the walls right now from **censored** fans demanding the LHN.
SoonerofAlabama
10/8/2011, 10:52 PM
Sooners Get Embarrased, Squeak Out Win Over Horns
CBUS_SOONER
10/8/2011, 10:54 PM
how bout simply FUK TEXASS
LASooner
10/8/2011, 11:12 PM
Bet the phones at Dish and DirectTV are ringing off the walls right now from **censored** fans demanding the LHN.

I wish I had it this week, I gotta be honest.
oudavid1
10/8/2011, 11:16 PM
"The Eyes of Texas...have been blackened"

Throwback!
ouwasp
10/8/2011, 11:36 PM
Doomsday in Dallas

Doomsday II Next Week
IronHorseSooner
10/9/2011, 02:22 AM
OU's Speed and Strength Burn *, BUT THEY STILL AREN'T SEC FAST (OMG, SEC, SEC, SEC)!
Mr. T in OKC
10/9/2011, 08:45 AM
Florida slips 2 spots in the poll after SEC battle.

Texas has young players.
bluedogok
10/9/2011, 09:40 AM
In today's Austin American Statesman print edition.....

The front page had a top line referral to the sports section with "Horns Disappointment", in the past wins had a bold top fold headline.

The sports section had a bold headline "A DOSE OF REALITY"
Sooner Born Sooner Bred
10/9/2011, 09:48 AM
Today's print Jokelahoman

"SMACKBROWN"
BigTip
10/9/2011, 09:55 AM
"Whittaker Sets Record But Young Longhorns Fall Short"
Sooner70
10/9/2011, 10:14 PM
From Houston Chronicle Sports Section today:
"BOOM! GO SOONERS.....

OU 55, UT 17: 3 defensive TDs help turn this one into a laugher"

Also front page photo of Casey Walker tackling McCoy with large byline " SOONERS LOWER THE BOOM ON UT" Wasn't the headline, but photo & byline were right next to it.