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Penguin
10/7/2011, 07:45 PM
Here we go again. The CIA satellites are once again trying to implant thoughts into my head. I was just wondering if more people use tin foil hats or aluminum foil hats. You always hear that tin foil is the best against satellite thought-rays, but it's so hard to find. Will aluminum foil work in a pinch?
pphilfran
10/7/2011, 07:50 PM
Only Heavy Duty aluminum foil should be used...be sure to face the shinny side out or risk increased exposure...
SicEmBaylor
10/7/2011, 07:53 PM
This bozo says aluminum foil will work just fine:
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3rdgensooner
10/7/2011, 08:06 PM
I use steel wool.
8timechamps
10/7/2011, 08:08 PM
Here we go again. The CIA satellites are once again trying to implant thoughts into my head. I was just wondering if more people use tin foil hats or aluminum foil hats. You always hear that tin foil is the best against satellite thought-rays, but it's so hard to find. Will aluminum foil work in a pinch?

It's official, you only post when you're drunk.
Penguin
10/7/2011, 09:27 PM
It's official, you only post when you're drunk.

Negative. I have found that alcohol makes me more susceptible to CIA brain attacks. I only do krokodil now.
GDC
10/8/2011, 08:15 PM
Still won't protect you from the chemtrails...
Breadburner
10/8/2011, 10:04 PM
Only Heavy Duty aluminum foil should be used...be sure to face the shinny side out or risk increased exposure...

Lock it...!!!!!
Penguin
11/15/2011, 04:04 PM
Will tin foil protect me from the cell phone cancer radiation?
Viking Kitten
11/15/2011, 04:31 PM
Tinfoil makes my a** look bigger.
dwarthog
11/15/2011, 05:53 PM
Are you seeing images of boobies too?

I eventually gave up trying to block the inbound waves and now just go with the flow, and smile. :-)
AlbqSooner
11/15/2011, 08:20 PM
Only use tin foil if you are 55 or over. Aluminum foil if you are younger.
Chuck Bao
11/16/2011, 01:34 AM
Tinfoil makes my a** look bigger.

I wanna know who injected that thought. That is just so wrong.

I have two words, girlfriend, Saran wrap.
SoonerTerry
11/16/2011, 01:37 PM
Tin foil lined with aluminum foil
BetterSoonerThanLater
11/16/2011, 04:03 PM
you're all wrong. you need to duct tape your entire head, and then wear the tin foil hat....50% of the time, it works everytime
Lott's Bandana
11/16/2011, 04:37 PM
I love the way Brits say, "Al U Min E Um"