The Eyes of Texas - RRS Style

[AlbqSooner]

The nose of Oklahoma smells you

All the live long day

The nose of Oklahoma smells you

Why don't you go away

Always bragging of your greatness

Shooting off your mouth

The nose of Oklahoma smells you

You arse wipes to the South.

:tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue:

[SunnySooner]

The nose of Oklahoma smells you,
All the live long day,
The nose of Oklahoma smells you,
It will not go away.

All the people down in Austin,
Think that they have class,
All the people up in Norman,
Say "Texas, KISS MY ***!!"

That's how I learned it, oh those many moons ago. Both are improvements to the original. ;)

[Pardner]

The nose of Oklahoma smells you,
All the live long day,
The nose of Oklahoma smells you,
It will not go away.

All the people down in Austin,
Think that they have class,
All the people up in Norman,
Say "Texas, KISS MY ***!!"

That's how I learned it, oh those many moons ago. Both are improvements to the original. ;)


That's very similar to the way we learned it in The Pride back in the day.

The nose of Oklahoma smells you,
All the live long day,
The nose of Oklahoma smells you,
Why don't you go away?

All the people down in Austin,
Think that they've got class,
All the people up in Norman,
Say "TEXAS, BITES MY ***!!"

Followed immediately after by:

Texas bites, Texas bites
Oh, Texas can bite my ***
Texas bites, Texas bites
Oh, Texas can bite my ***
Texas bites, Texas bites
Oh, Texas can bite my ***

GNAW GNAW CHEW CHEW
TEXAS BITES MY *** IN TWO
Texas can bite my ***

[MyT Oklahoma]

The eyes of * are a crying.. all the live long day.

The eyes of * are a crying.. please make OU go away.

Can't you feel the beatdown coming.

We knew it wouldn't last.

Can't you feel the beatdown coming.. OU will kick our a$$.

[badger]

Texas bites, Texas bites,
Oh Texas can bite my ***
Texas bites, Texas bites,
Oh Texas can bite my ***
Texas bites, Texas bites,
Oh Texas can bite my ***
Gnaw gnaw! Chew Chew!
Texas can bite my *** in two!
Texas can bite my ***!

[badger]

When their band steps off to March Grandioso (and any other band around the Big 12 that also performs it)

I...hate Tex-as.
I...hate Tex-as.
Tex...as... SUCKS!

(repeat many times)

Don't feel bad about trashing the poor UT band's songs. They screech to a halt during this one to yell "Beat the hell outta OU" and before they run onto the field they do this (NSFW... or at least wear headphones)

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[texas bandman]

That's very similar to the way we learned it in The Pride back in the day.

The nose of Oklahoma smells you,
All the live long day,
The nose of Oklahoma smells you,
Why don't you go away?

All the people down in Austin,
Think that they've got class,
All the people up in Norman,
Say "TEXAS, BITES MY ***!!"

Followed immediately after by:

Texas bites, Texas bites
Oh, Texas can bite my ***
Texas bites, Texas bites
Oh, Texas can bite my ***
Texas bites, Texas bites
Oh, Texas can bite my ***

GNAW GNAW CHEW CHEW
TEXAS BITES MY *** IN TWO
Texas can bite my ***

That's the way I remembered from my days in the Pride, too.

[MyT Oklahoma]

Is anybody at work honestly still paying any attention this late in the afternoon the Friday before the game?

Just curious. LOL

[Pardner]

That's the way I remembered from my days in the Pride, too.

What years? I was '89-'92.

[badger]

What years? I was '89-'92.

I was in 2001-2005. It was around 2005 that they extremely cracked down on the "sucks." We've of course never screamed obscenities in uniform, but because 2005 was also the year that they introduced those protective tunnel curtains at the Cotton Bowl (they don't protect sh!t), our directors were extremely adamant that if anyone taunted (i.e. holding up five fingers for five in a row), they could be tossed by security. Security did no tossing for taunting (or a lot of Sooners would have been tossed, lol) but the directors did scold some for starting to do the five-finger thing that year.

In retrospect, it wasn't just the end of a great beat-texas run, but a lot more. The drum cadences where we used to chant "Go-OU-Go-OU-TEXAS SUCKS! TEXAS SUCKS" were suddenly "Go-Sooners-Go-Sooners-GO OU! GO OU!" and the cowbell one where it was "Poor whoever-we'replaying, poor whoever, poor whoever, GO OU!" was suddenly "Go Sooners, Go Sooners, Go Sooners, GO OU!" It was like someone came through and rewrote the entire script to eliminate the word "sucks." I mean, is it really that bad of a word? It's what a vacuum does! Are vacuums bad? Hell no, they are the only thing that keeps my floors from being coated in doggie fur! I LOVE VACUUMS AND THEY SUCK, ok?!?!

[A Sooner in Texas]

Is anybody at work honestly still paying any attention this late in the afternoon the Friday before the game?

Just curious. LOL

Sadly, yes...but obviously finding a good balance.

[BigTip]

to eliminate the word "sucks." I mean, is it really that bad of a word?

Apparently not anymore. I have heard it in more than one mainstream commercial.

[King Barry's Back]

I was in 2001-2005. It was around 2005 that they extremely cracked down on the "sucks." We've of course never screamed obscenities in uniform, but because 2005 was also the year that they introduced those protective tunnel curtains at the Cotton Bowl (they don't protect sh!t), our directors were extremely adamant that if anyone taunted (i.e. holding up five fingers for five in a row), they could be tossed by security. Security did no tossing for taunting (or a lot of Sooners would have been tossed, lol) but the directors did scold some for starting to do the five-finger thing that year.

In retrospect, it wasn't just the end of a great beat-texas run, but a lot more. The drum cadences where we used to chant "Go-OU-Go-OU-TEXAS SUCKS! TEXAS SUCKS" were suddenly "Go-Sooners-Go-Sooners-GO OU! GO OU!" and the cowbell one where it was "Poor whoever-we'replaying, poor whoever, poor whoever, GO OU!" was suddenly "Go Sooners, Go Sooners, Go Sooners, GO OU!" It was like someone came through and rewrote the entire script to eliminate the word "sucks." I mean, is it really that bad of a word? It's what a vacuum does! Are vacuums bad? Hell no, they are the only thing that keeps my floors from being coated in doggie fur! I LOVE VACUUMS AND THEY SUCK, ok?!?!

I was in in '84. We screamed plenty of profanities, in and out of uniform.