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LASooner
10/3/2011, 06:19 PM
I'll start..


How do you get a Longhorn graduate off your porch? Pay for the Pizza.

There are 100 Longhorn fans buried to their necks in sand, what do you have? Not enough sand.

Why do all the trees in Oklahoma lean to the south? Because Texas sucks.

How do you circumcise a Longhorn fan? Kick his sister in the chin.

You're trapped in a cage with 3 doors, you have a gun with 2 bullets, one door opens and a grizzly bear comes rushing at you, another door opens and a tiger comes rushing at you, the 3rd door opens and a Longhorn fans stares at you, who do you shoot? The Longhorn fan.......twice.
47straight
10/3/2011, 10:18 PM
Why did Darrell Royal dislike Barry Switzer?



Because he couldn't outrecruit Barry and he knew he only had himself to blame for failing to integrate his team sooner.
AlboSooner
10/3/2011, 10:20 PM
These are very original. laughing out loud.
soonerboy_odanorth
10/3/2011, 10:21 PM
Redundant.
SOFSooner
10/4/2011, 01:41 AM
Texas is there as a buffer between Mexico and Oklahoma, and they can't do that job correctly either!!!!!:)
LASooner
10/4/2011, 03:20 AM
What's the difference between Cheerios and the Texas Longhorns? Cheerios belong in a bowl.

UT is considering going back to artificial turf, the cheerleaders keep grazing on the grass.
SoonerBacker
10/4/2011, 06:24 AM
How do you get a longhorn cheerleader out of your dorm room?

Grease her hips and throw a Twinkie in the hallway.
WA. Sooner
10/4/2011, 06:33 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^6
The ones in the chaps are pretty hot tho
SoonerBorn
10/4/2011, 07:45 AM
What do you get if you drive by the University of Texas really slowly?

A degree.
LASooner
10/5/2011, 05:23 AM
What do you get if you drive by the University of Texas really slowly?

Raped.
47straight
10/5/2011, 05:11 PM
What do you get if you drive by the University of Texas really slowly?



Rear-ended by Sergio Kindle while he was "texting while driving."
BB37
10/5/2011, 08:41 PM
Mack after a loss is funnier than any joke...
prrriiide
10/5/2011, 08:58 PM
What's the difference between an OU fan and a tx fan?

With the OU fan, the sh!+'s on the outside of the boots.
SOONERINARK
10/5/2011, 09:17 PM
Why do Texas coaches wear button up pants?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from ten yards away
LiveLaughLove
10/5/2011, 09:23 PM
What do you get with an obnoxious, conceited, arrogant fanbase combined with a mediocre, underachieving, no where close to being as great as they think football team and cross it with a truly great football team and tradition that they only wish they had?

We'll see Saturday.
The Ghost of Mex
10/5/2011, 09:48 PM
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SOONERINARK
10/5/2011, 10:19 PM
What's the difference between a bus load of Texas fans and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside