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cjames317
10/3/2011, 09:48 AM
Goodbye, summer heat.
Weekend sports sections bursting -
It's Red October.
KantoSooner
10/3/2011, 11:03 AM
Stunned Texans Stare
Another Epic Stomping
Only Corndogs Left

State Pride Left in Shreds
Bevo Found To Be Sick Steer
Even Aggie Knew
cjames317
10/4/2011, 10:24 AM
"Cleve did what?! Again?!
Can't blame Greg this Saturday.
Which old friend goes next?"
soonermix
10/4/2011, 10:28 AM
As always must win
but this time by one hundred
would make me happy
CrimsonCommando
10/4/2011, 10:29 AM
Harsin runs trick plays
Gets cute and makes T-Lew mad
Mudhole ****-storm now.
CrimsonCommando
10/4/2011, 10:31 AM
Firing most of staff
is the death knell of a doomed
coach on his way out.
CrimsonCommando
10/4/2011, 10:39 AM
Wort anal rapes Case
Wort anal rapes David too
Gilbert holds clipboard.

Case has bleeding bung
on field in front of everyone
must hug Shipley tight

David has sore bung
Wort laughs and kicks his junk in
Butthurt horns lose.
CrimsonCommando
10/4/2011, 10:44 AM
Will get honky-tonk
knee-walking drunk for this game
and barf up corndogs.
Judge Smails
10/4/2011, 04:05 PM
Colt McCoy is gone.
Jordan Shipley too. But their
brothers suck anyway.
Judge Smails
10/4/2011, 04:14 PM
Right after the game,
Sooners celebrate big win.
While Horns lick their wounds.
Judge Smails
10/4/2011, 04:17 PM
Ten years ago, Roy
flew like Superman. This year
the entire team does.
Judge Smails
10/4/2011, 04:21 PM
How sweet. McCoy and
Shipley once again roommates.
Wedding date ahead?
Judge Smails
10/4/2011, 04:24 PM
Ash and McCoy are
way better than Gilbert was.
Horns still lose the game.
Judge Smails
10/4/2011, 04:27 PM
Orange makes me puke.
So does too many corn dogs.
Orange puke is worse.
Judge Smails
10/4/2011, 04:34 PM
Everyone in
Crimson and Cream knows this fact:
Bevo's a queer steer.
Zing
10/4/2011, 04:44 PM
What's that in the air?
The smell of something cooking
I'll eat beef for days.
Judge Smails
10/4/2011, 04:49 PM
The Longhorn Network
shows Bevo sports all the time.
Static is better.
SunnySooner
10/4/2011, 04:53 PM
The Eyes of Texass
Cry Tears Of Sorrow and Loss
Sooners Kick *** Again.
OklahomaTuba
10/4/2011, 04:56 PM
clap clap clap clap clap
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
clap clap clap clap clap
cjames317
10/4/2011, 05:03 PM
While strumming softly,
He croons a tune to his love.
Case moans “Oh Jaxon.”
76soonergrad
10/4/2011, 05:07 PM
Rivalry draws near.
Texas grows melancholy.
Lost, Forlorn, Loser.
A Sooner in Texas
10/4/2011, 08:13 PM
Wort anal rapes Case
Wort anal rapes David too
Gilbert holds clipboard.

Case has bleeding bung
on field in front of everyone
must hug Shipley tight

David has sore bung
Wort laughs and kicks his junk in
Butthurt horns lose.


*** obsession much?
cjames317
10/5/2011, 07:40 AM
Happy birthday, King!
Let's give the bootlegger's boy
a horn ***-kicking?
ouwasp
10/5/2011, 08:49 AM
Hate-worthy Bevo
Becomes so much hamburger
Yet has poor flavor
ouwasp
10/5/2011, 08:54 AM
The Sooner Nation
Eyes Boren with some disdain
Never bow to Tex
CrimsonCommando
10/5/2011, 09:23 AM
[QUOTE=A Sooner in Texas;3361803]*** obsession much?[/QUOTE

I was trying to go with a theme, but the only thing that came to mind when thinking of McCoy-Shipley II was the obvious...I'll do better next time.
allanace16
10/5/2011, 11:11 AM
Travis knocking heads
Whaley breaking more tackles
Sixty-three fourteen

The symbol of Horns
Fits their football perfectly
Cow missing a sack

No Colt here for Mack
No Vince creating havok
Sooners win again.

And now, realignment edition:
SWC bled out
Tex Arrogance Killed Big 8
Texas, football's leech?
cjames317
10/5/2011, 12:31 PM
Coupon lines kill me.
But short skirts and boots thrill me.
Twist my arm. I'll go.
ouwasp
10/6/2011, 12:12 AM
This topic needs bumped
We know texas sux out loud
Say it with haiku
deweydw
10/6/2011, 09:02 AM
Sorry this isn't haiku. But the title of this thread keeps putting this song in my head. And it's driving me crazy. :livid: So I thought I would share.

gFtb3EtjEic
cjames317
10/6/2011, 09:46 AM
Christmas, New Years Eve,
4th of July, Halloween,
wrapped up in one week.
cjames317
10/6/2011, 09:50 AM
Hey! Nike rep!
"Beat Texas" cap for Coach Stoops?
Please please please please please?
cjames317
10/7/2011, 11:26 AM
Hello, liquor store!
Bloody mary fixins, please,
And a pint of Crown?
soonerbub
10/7/2011, 03:36 PM
texass ****ing suxxx
texass really ****ing suxxx
texass ****ing suxxx
KantoSooner
10/7/2011, 04:45 PM
Wort Sacking McCoy
Lewis Makes Ash Wet His Pants
Bevo Pulls A Train
cjames317
10/7/2011, 05:55 PM
Insults and photos,
are swapped with horns by email.
We share hate and laughs.
Crimson_Balls
10/7/2011, 06:25 PM
The beer is flowing!
Sooner's captured golden hat!
Championship bound! :D
Serge Ibaka
10/7/2011, 06:54 PM
Texas defense weak
Mustached QB has all day
Broyles scores many times.
opksooner
10/7/2011, 10:24 PM
Red River shoot out

Sooners dominate with ease

'horns rise but to fail
ouwasp
10/8/2011, 12:46 AM
The Sooner Nation
Yearns for Epic A$$ Kicking
The boys deliver
mhackl
10/8/2011, 08:27 AM
I'll be enjoying my deep fried bevo on a stick at the Texas State Fair
SoonerofAlabama
10/8/2011, 08:49 AM
Gameday's Here Baby
Blake Griffin is Guest Picker
He's Awesome, Boomer.
cjames317
10/8/2011, 07:36 PM
Amidst horns, I yelled
Roy! Blake! DeMarco! BOOMER!
Erin! Loved your vid!