View Full Version : Mack Brown...
soonerinabilene
10/1/2011, 09:49 PM
leaves the water running while he brushes his teeth.
Ground_Attack
10/1/2011, 09:52 PM
still can't catch those Duke boys.
Leaves the toilet seat up...
Ground_Attack
10/1/2011, 09:52 PM
leaves the water running while he brushes his teeth.
he brushes his teeth? :mack:
Have you seen his teeth?? I don't think there is much brushing going on!!!!!
BoomerJ
10/1/2011, 09:55 PM
...tricked soonerinabilene in believing he brushes his teeth.
meoveryouxinfinity
10/1/2011, 09:56 PM
...never trusted a dentist because he could never figure out what "DDS" stands for.
allentxsooner
10/1/2011, 09:59 PM
Cant decide which quarterback will get killed against OU
delhalew
10/1/2011, 09:59 PM
Has the clap.
BoomerJ
10/1/2011, 10:01 PM
Is torn between making McCoy or Ash is 2011/2012 sex slave.
BeaSooner
10/1/2011, 10:02 PM
aka....Shag-Nasty
Sips Zima with a little umbrella in a cocktail class with Chris Sims.
lexsooner
10/1/2011, 10:20 PM
Wears 1970s Realistic headphones from Radio Shack.
SicEmBaylor
10/1/2011, 10:22 PM
...double dips.
nighttrain12
10/1/2011, 10:22 PM
His middle name is Doo Doo.
MyT Oklahoma
10/1/2011, 10:23 PM
Squats to pee.
And still misses the target.
sooneron
10/1/2011, 10:24 PM
... refuses to fly a kite due to tricky wind conditions.
Mack Brown thinks cocktail weenies and bean sprouts is "man food".
SicEmBaylor
10/1/2011, 10:26 PM
...wears a Snuggie when watching game film.
Moves his lips when he reads...
SicEmBaylor
10/1/2011, 10:28 PM
...invested with Bernie Madoff.
Tiger6
10/1/2011, 10:31 PM
....is a dicky-do. His belly sticks out further than his dicky do.
Hot Rod
10/1/2011, 10:32 PM
...wears Fast Baks on the sidelines, so he dont have to worry about tying his shoes.
lexsooner
10/1/2011, 10:40 PM
Wishes polyester sans-a-belt coaches slacks would come back into vogue.
Tiger6
10/1/2011, 10:41 PM
....likes his own facebook status'
BigTip
10/1/2011, 11:03 PM
Wallpapered his bathroom with Vince's pics so he can "multi-task".
NYC Poke
10/1/2011, 11:10 PM
Really, REALLY want Rice in the Big XII.
But only to play Texas.
Tiger6
10/1/2011, 11:15 PM
....doesnt really hold a playbook, just a sheet of scratch-n-sniff stickers.
ouwasp
10/1/2011, 11:25 PM
...re-named the Longhorn Training Room Brokeback Mountain
Dr. Jelly Finger
10/1/2011, 11:33 PM
Thinks the win in Ames deserves a signature....
sooneredaco
10/1/2011, 11:37 PM
Likes to answer questions for Chris
BigTip
10/1/2011, 11:49 PM
Has the clap.
You mean the clap-clap don't you?
http://www.tigerrag.com/wp-content/uploads/brown_mack.jpg
BetterSoonerThanLater
10/1/2011, 11:52 PM
is mack brown
Tiger6
10/1/2011, 11:56 PM
...still has his mom cut the crust off of his peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
NYC Poke
10/2/2011, 12:00 AM
Will overcome a 31-point halftime deficit vs. A&M.
SanDiegoSoonerGal
10/2/2011, 12:13 AM
...wears socks with sandals in the off season.
3rdgensooner
10/2/2011, 12:16 AM
doesn't lose, just runs out of time
Flagstaffsooner
10/2/2011, 12:16 AM
he brushes his teeth? :mack:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V71nnjl9jQ
Tiger6
10/2/2011, 12:32 AM
....buys Depends adult diapers in bulk from Sam's Club.
Flagstaffsooner
10/2/2011, 12:48 AM
His mother sucks cocks in hell!
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bowfin
10/2/2011, 01:02 AM
...is promising a free set of Ginsu knives and a Garden Weasel for the 100th Texan who signs up for the Longhorn Network...offer expires December 31st, 2019, so don't delay!
SoonerKnight
10/2/2011, 01:05 AM
Voted for Obama and will do it again!!!
TahoeSOONER
10/2/2011, 06:22 AM
...think's Cleve Bryant pulls mad hoes.
TahoeSOONER
10/2/2011, 06:24 AM
...gets pounds from Romance Taylor after jumping someone into the set.
TahoeSOONER
10/2/2011, 06:26 AM
...gave props to VY for being a National Merit Scholar.
WA. Sooner
10/2/2011, 06:28 AM
will answer this for you
TahoeSOONER
10/2/2011, 06:37 AM
...approves of the statue budget and is blown away by the attention to detail.
http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/582325/img_1473.jpg
SOONERnTx
10/2/2011, 07:55 AM
...has been sleeping at the mcoy/shipley dorm room for years now.
GameWarden
10/2/2011, 08:19 AM
Will watch this weeks game on his bathroom TV.
BigTip
10/2/2011, 08:53 AM
...can eat a whole corny dog without chewing.
AlbqSooner
10/2/2011, 10:04 AM
Smears silage on his weiner while lamenting that Bevo doesn't have a smoother tongue.
Tiger6
10/2/2011, 06:29 PM
....goes to the Texas state fair for the fried twinkies...just so happens to be a football game that day.
lexsooner
10/2/2011, 06:41 PM
Believes the 2010 season was "something to build on."
limey_sooner
10/2/2011, 06:47 PM
Still believes the Godfather III was the best of the trilogy.
SoonerBacker
10/2/2011, 06:55 PM
...can eat a whole corny dog without chewing.
...with the stick.
SoonerObsession
10/2/2011, 08:43 PM
...always forgets to turn off his blinker.
SoonerObsession
10/2/2011, 08:45 PM
...refuses to take the fish off his own hook.
OUNASH
10/2/2011, 08:46 PM
Uses his Yellow teeth for a yield sign.
SoonerObsession
10/2/2011, 08:46 PM
...still sleeps on a water bed with a mirror on the ceiling.
SoonerObsession
10/2/2011, 08:49 PM
...goes through the speedy check out lane with 40 items
SoonerKnight
10/2/2011, 08:50 PM
Has his apology speech to Texas and the University ready!!!!!!!!!!
Keller Sooner
10/2/2011, 09:02 PM
can't wait to see "Debbie does Dallas" on the longhorn network.
NorthernIowaSooner
10/2/2011, 09:03 PM
...slaps guys on the butt but doesn't follow it with "good game."
Easting
10/2/2011, 09:19 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/301007_297254016958242_100000209383367_1385138_175 4852960_n.jpg
Has more home losses in 1 season than Bob does in 13 years...
soonerfan4life
10/2/2011, 09:46 PM
Looks at himself on T V while taking a dump
BeaSooner
10/2/2011, 09:54 PM
Looks at himself on T V while taking a dump
To be fair....looking at him on tv makes me wanna dump
BoomerJ
10/2/2011, 10:16 PM
is a non-registered sex offender who preys on 18-22 year old boys.
2k2 c5
10/2/2011, 10:25 PM
is a tool and needs to shut up.
MyT Oklahoma
10/2/2011, 10:52 PM
Loves *'s.
Tiger6
10/3/2011, 12:42 AM
...thinks Manilli Vanilli played the best live music of all time.
SicEmBaylor
10/3/2011, 01:41 AM
...just loves to curl up on the couch with a pint of ice cream and watch "Man of the House."
SicEmBaylor
10/3/2011, 01:44 AM
...got invited on a snipe hunt by Stoops.
SicEmBaylor
10/3/2011, 01:49 AM
...voted for Admiral Stockdale.
TahoeSOONER
10/3/2011, 04:20 AM
...asked his dentist for a deeper shade of yellow.
TahoeSOONER
10/3/2011, 04:21 AM
...watches how to catch a preditor for tips on how not to get caught.
Soonerntxs
10/3/2011, 08:11 AM
Farts in the bath tub........and bites the bubbles!
cjames317
10/3/2011, 09:54 AM
... put a portrait of himself (with eye holes) in McCoy/Shipley's dorm room so he can watch them practice the QB sneak.
SoonerLaw09
10/3/2011, 10:48 AM
...wears jorts.
Keller Sooner
10/3/2011, 10:56 AM
loves to treat his hemorrhoids.
SoonerObsession
10/3/2011, 11:26 AM
...prefers pleated pants over flat front.
deweydw
10/3/2011, 11:27 AM
loves to treat his hemorrhoids.
... with the real McCoy.
BigTip
10/3/2011, 11:32 AM
...holds Matthew McConaughey's bongos.
oudavid1
10/3/2011, 11:38 AM
.....thinks texas dosnt suck (spoiler: they do)
badger
10/3/2011, 11:45 AM
... will get the same annual pay bumps scheduled into his contract whether his team goes 5-7 or loses the national championship, so really, does it make any difference how angry whorn nation is about getting a losing season from a $5 million coach?
CarolinaSoonerFan
10/3/2011, 12:10 PM
....loves going on roller coasters with loops so that he can finally do the hook'em horns correctly!
ddub0224
10/3/2011, 12:14 PM
...loves to milk bevo
badger
10/3/2011, 12:18 PM
... will have many "look at the bright side" excuses for whorns after the loss, including "At least we have one loss and not seven."
ddub0224
10/3/2011, 12:21 PM
...pregame speech will tell his boys that they are already 80% of the way to last year's # of wins, and a win saturday will give them the remaining 30%
badger
10/3/2011, 12:22 PM
... claps so much because he believes in fairies.
IslandSooner
10/3/2011, 12:24 PM
Continues to have nightmares about "Superman"
CarolinaSoonerFan
10/3/2011, 12:25 PM
...claps so much because fairies believe in him.
badger
10/3/2011, 12:27 PM
... thinks that BYU and UCLA are "quality wins."
...loaned his Air Supply records to Dan Beebe, so he can cry it all out.
...is strangely obsessed with MS paint drawings of penises.
...wishes the food vendors at the Fair had more healthy options.
...thinks Louisville would be a great addition to the conference.
...drives his PT Cruiser 60 mph in the passing lane.
badger
10/3/2011, 01:16 PM
... worries that he will lose tons of Texas state recruits to the state of Oklahoma in the next two weeks :mack:
BoomerJ
10/3/2011, 01:30 PM
...knows that he can't dance like Gumby. So in order to earn the respect of his players sags his jorts below his crack, exposing his boxers.
deweydw
10/3/2011, 02:15 PM
... has to remember when he puts on his underwear, it's yellow spot in front. Brown spot in back.
Hot Rod
10/3/2011, 02:29 PM
...stole Coach Klein's playbook!
birddog
10/3/2011, 05:28 PM
got rejected by a glory hole customer after the would be "beneficiary" noticed mack's lack of oral hygiene.
cjames317
10/4/2011, 10:33 AM
... crawled out from beneath bevo late in the 4th quarter in Ames, saying "Oh, you wanted me to milk the CLOCK."
badger
10/4/2011, 12:24 PM
...justifies his salary based on PREVIOUS winning seasons, not treating it as an incentive to have FUTURE winning seasons.
Landthief 1972
10/4/2011, 04:13 PM
Has the clap.
http://mikemorkes.com/ou/mack-clap.gif
Landthief 1972
10/4/2011, 04:19 PM
...can't use the clapper in his house because the lights would go strobe constantly.
En_Fuego
10/4/2011, 04:31 PM
Use to be Switzer's.................BEOTCH
Sooner Mommy
10/4/2011, 08:29 PM
...leaves the cereal box looking like it was torn open by a pack of rabid monkeys.
BoomerJ
10/4/2011, 08:57 PM
...likes to randomly ask people if he can check their oil.
Has the sarcastic nickname "Big Game Mack".... Oh.. Wait...
Vegas Sooner
10/4/2011, 09:26 PM
...will answer that for Chris
cjames317
10/5/2011, 07:48 AM
... used his longhorn network connections to get a front row seat to the ESPN photo shoot of naked Blake Griffin.
TheHumanAlphabet
10/5/2011, 09:02 AM
Pees in a cup and brushes his teeth and washes his mouth out afterwards with it...
josh09
10/5/2011, 11:33 AM
....has almost finished making his teeth the same color as his team.
Landthief 1972
10/5/2011, 03:01 PM
Plays Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" in front of a lit candle next to a pic of Greg Davis every night, with a single tear running down his cheek.
deweydw
10/5/2011, 03:07 PM
... thinks ashpalt is rectum trouble.
ruf/nekdad
10/5/2011, 03:43 PM
...leaves the cereal box looking like it was torn open by a pack of rabid monkeys.
Somehow I think Mom has used this quip at home?
ddub0224
10/5/2011, 04:17 PM
...sharts
masturbates to the Teletubbies.
BeaSooner
10/5/2011, 05:04 PM
... thinks ashpalt is rectum trouble.
I'm not quite getting this one.....but am almost too scared to ask.....
pott_2
10/5/2011, 08:49 PM
..watches "Americas Next Top Model" and likes it.
BeaSooner
10/5/2011, 08:50 PM
I'm not quite getting this one.....but am almost too scared to ask.....
Ok - I get it now....lol
deweydw
10/6/2011, 11:49 AM
... practices safe sex by getting rid of all the animals that kick.
deweydw
10/6/2011, 11:51 AM
... once broke his leg while raking leaves. He fell out of the tree.
deweydw
10/6/2011, 12:04 PM
... was almost killed in a tragic horseback riding accident. He fell from the horse and was nearly
trampled to death. Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged it in time.
deweydw
10/6/2011, 12:09 PM
... was asked to check and see if the blinker was working on his friend's car. He looked and replied, "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No..."
Landthief 1972
10/6/2011, 12:12 PM
Has tried, unsuccessfully, to get McCoy Jr. to wear Vince Young's old head pantie for good luck.
deweydw
10/6/2011, 12:13 PM
... went water skiing, but couldn't find a lake with a hill on it.
deweydw
10/6/2011, 12:16 PM
... thought an innuendo was an Italian suppository.
SoonerTerry
10/6/2011, 01:15 PM
Watches Blue Mountain State for coaching tips
heckles down syndrome kids at the special Olympics.
lexsooner
10/6/2011, 01:46 PM
Dances Bollywood at home for exercise.
BoomerJ
10/6/2011, 03:34 PM
...was taken to the ER with his wanky in a Coke bottle and a tampon up his butt.
Soonerpsycho
10/6/2011, 03:45 PM
...sleeps in the nude, and leaves skid marks on the sheets.
delhalew
10/6/2011, 03:58 PM
Puts his left leg in and puts his left leg out...
BoomerJ
10/6/2011, 04:30 PM
...found Jack *** 3 to be cutting edge film making.
Landthief 1972
10/6/2011, 04:52 PM
Mails boxes with his turds in them to Wil Muschamp.
fadada1
10/6/2011, 05:11 PM
...uses gutter-guards when he bowls.
cjames317
10/6/2011, 09:46 PM
... named Rick Perry's hunting camp.
The Ghost of Mex
10/6/2011, 11:44 PM
will say Saturday evening, "it was a rear end kicking"...
Vegas Sooner
10/7/2011, 12:09 AM
...will try to see if Applewhite can crawl out of the booth to save him.
deweydw
10/7/2011, 11:46 AM
... is a http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4702/loser.gif (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/505/loser.gif/)
badger
10/7/2011, 12:36 PM
... is clueless. Said so himself :)
SoonerNate
10/7/2011, 04:45 PM
Smile Mac!
http://www.medimanage.com/Images/yellow%20teeth.jpg
badger
10/7/2011, 05:09 PM
... does not know how to get five-star recruits now that Bevo TV can't show their high school highlights.
cccasooner2
10/7/2011, 05:22 PM
....just introduced a TLN advertisement on ESPN by talking about what a bunch of drunks Sooner fans were.
cjames317
10/7/2011, 06:02 PM
... sells his extra tickets to Sooners cause they pay more.
SoonerKnight
10/7/2011, 06:45 PM
Can't play Angy Birds because he doesn't understand why they are so angry.....................
SoonerKnight
10/7/2011, 06:46 PM
Is still waiting for the advantage to come from the LHN.............
SoonerOX
10/7/2011, 07:23 PM
Will attempt to eat a penalty flag resulting in further yellowing of his teeth.
Peach Fuzz
10/7/2011, 07:35 PM
...sneaks into Jaxon and Case's room during storms.
Flagstaffsooner
10/7/2011, 07:38 PM
is silly
SoonerKnight
10/7/2011, 07:43 PM
Aspires to be a real coach one day...........
...wanted box seats for the game this year, but they wouldn't let him take any cardboard into the stadium.
SoonerKnight
10/7/2011, 09:29 PM
Hopes the AD jobs opens up so he can get away from this pressure................
BoomerJ
10/8/2011, 12:41 AM
...can't wait to suck on some fried butter tomorrow and then wash it down with some fried coke.
SoonerKnight
10/8/2011, 01:03 AM
Fears the term slobber knockin will be used tomorrow!!!!
btk108
10/8/2011, 07:43 AM
bought all the Shark repellant he could find and knows it's not enough!
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