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soonersam
10/1/2011, 04:18 PM
at A&M crapping the bed again and doing it against a SEC team... You just lost to a team that lost by 38 to Bama and you actually believe the SEC is a good move for your program?? It does makes for great comedy TV!

Texas is only laughing harder at you crybabies. Idiots!!

Iam4OUru
10/1/2011, 04:34 PM
Not that it really matters, but, Ar-Kansas didn't lose to Bammer by 38.

MyT Oklahoma
10/1/2011, 04:54 PM
^^ Irregardless.. "Poor Aggies. Poor Aggies."

limey_sooner
10/1/2011, 05:11 PM
They keep this up they'll have to start calling themselves the vikings

sooner n houston
10/1/2011, 05:27 PM
Texags is in full melt down mode! Really rich. :D

sooneredaco
10/1/2011, 05:36 PM
It's so hilarious to the meltdown. There are still those idiots that are living on another planet and think it was just another fluke loss. You'd think they'd get the point after a while and realize that "they are who we thought they were."

CowboyMRW
10/1/2011, 05:38 PM
My favorite thread is the one talking about LSU winning the MNC when they had 2 losses, so why not AnM

CowboyMRW
10/1/2011, 05:39 PM
BTW, nice sig, edaco :)

soonercoop1
10/1/2011, 05:42 PM
Lets' hope we take full advantage of A&Ms terrible secondary....

soonerboy_odanorth
10/1/2011, 05:47 PM
To answer your question in a word- NO! You are not the only one laughing.

My only question is, was the SEC so hard up to increase their numbers that they needed to add another Mississippi State?

Think about it... same school colors, ag school, more full of themselves than anyone else would recognize, and the perpetual little brother to the other conference powers.


Face the facts ags. You are the Chicago Cubs of college football. Great home environment for the game, but always finding new ways to keep your losing ways intact.

Thanks for playing, and do have the good manners to spray a little Fabreeze on your way out the door to cover your lingering stench.

vtsooner21
10/1/2011, 05:49 PM
Looks like the Aggies start well, but lack the will (or the conditioning) to make it last for 4 quarters...Hoping that the Sooners will exploit that soft center of their defense. Landry could really own 'em if A&M bites on all of those play actions..

Boomer

sooneredaco
10/1/2011, 05:56 PM
..

sooneredaco
10/1/2011, 05:57 PM
Thanks! LMAO when I first read it

Serenity Now
10/1/2011, 06:01 PM
They are a poor man's Mississippi State.

AlboSooner
10/1/2011, 06:05 PM
Their best team in a loooong time got beat by a perennial doormat in the SEC. next year they lose all their good players.

VA Sooner
10/1/2011, 06:19 PM
Tale of two halves again. Came out on top with the first half and pissed it away in the second half.

Sherman was outcoached... and he lost his cajones in the second half.

bluedogok
10/1/2011, 06:23 PM
As far as I am concerned A&M is an SEC team playing a Big 12 schedule this season.

8timechamps
10/1/2011, 07:27 PM
Looks like the only thing A&M is really good at this year, is playing ONE half of football.

CowboyMRW
10/1/2011, 07:38 PM
I don't know if yall have heard but AnM's offense might be the best offense in the history of college football.

















For 1 half :tongue:

8timechamps
10/1/2011, 07:47 PM
I don't know if yall have heard but AnM's offense might be the best offense in the history of college football.

















For 1 half :tongue:

THE all time greatest two quarter offense EVER!!!

meoveryouxinfinity
10/1/2011, 08:13 PM
1. their defense is terrible
2. their offense is turnover prone, esp in the 2nd half
3. they extremely vanilla, especially on their last drive.

Mark_in_Tulsa
10/1/2011, 08:56 PM
I guess AtM didn't get the memo that the SEC plays 4 quarters.

meoveryouxinfinity
10/1/2011, 09:08 PM
I guess AtM didn't get the memo that the SEC plays 4 quarters.

How many times did you hear "that's an SEC tackle!"

What?? Not any?? LOL......

(If you didn't watch, Arkansas couldn't tackle worth a **** during the first half)

marfacowboy
10/1/2011, 09:18 PM
Seeing the looks on the faces of the A&M people was hilarious.

http://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2011-October-1-15-33-21.jpg

http://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2011-October-1-15-39-0.jpg

marfacowboy
10/1/2011, 09:18 PM
I wish I hadn't seen this:

http://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2011-October-1-15-45-0.jpg

sooneron
10/1/2011, 09:28 PM
Good lord!

salth2o
10/1/2011, 09:34 PM
I wish I hadn't seen this:

http://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2011-October-1-15-45-0.jpg

W....T.....F????

BigTip
10/1/2011, 11:08 PM
I wish I hadn't seen this:

http://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2011-October-1-15-45-0.jpg

Wooo Pig Suey!

Sometimes their yell is more appropriate than other times.

Judge Smails
10/1/2011, 11:21 PM
From Texags:


baylor and tech will beat us. If we only play the first half of every game, we'd be National Champions.

Judge Smails
10/1/2011, 11:22 PM
I wish I hadn't seen this:

http://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2011-October-1-15-45-0.jpg



That's not as bad as the aggie from several years ago that had his finger up to the wrist in his nose. Anyone have a link to that classic?

NYC Poke
10/1/2011, 11:26 PM
Cross-post from another thread. I didn't see A&M in the thread title here, though the "laughing" part should have tipped me off.

erfans is the only site for another school that I have posted on with anything close to regularity (I'm genuinely interested in what's going on with OU football, and it can be difficult to follow up here). And I generally don't troll other teams' message boards after their losses.

But texags is a different story. They elevate suffering to an art form. It can be fascinating to watch. Now they are in epic meltdown mode after their second epic meltdown in as many weeks. Poor Aggies.

I have been collecting some of their choicer quotes here: http://www.orangepower.com/threads/w...ltdown.127481/

For those of you who just can't stand the sight of orange, I'll summarize. They want Sherman gone; the want Urban Meyer, Jackie Sherrill, RC Slocum or (yes) Mike Gundy to replace him; Tannehill is a "tard"; their new SEC buddies are consoling them, letting them know that this is what to expect in the Mighty SEC; and they're discussing smearing themselves with poop.

I am not making any of this up.

Last week they heard the chant of "Big XII! Big XII!" and they did not like it. This week they heard the chant of "S-E-C! S-E-C!" and they did not like it.

Poor Aggies.

eta: Oops. Forgot Bill Cowher on the coaching list.

P.S. A few more have been added to the coaching list.

NYC Poke
10/1/2011, 11:37 PM
The thread title alone is worth it:

"Are we as Aggies stupid??"

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1936590&forum_id=5

badger
10/2/2011, 12:57 AM
You were very nice to them NYC (and welcome back, btw. You should really stick around since you're one of the nice Pokes on the intraweb).

I have a theory about Texas A&M. You know how they always say that they never lose halftime?

So here's how the games go:

1- Winning in first half.
2- Win halftime.
3- Lose game.

It's the Aggie band's fault.

SoonerKnight
10/2/2011, 01:12 AM
WTH does never losing halftime mean?

NYC Poke
10/2/2011, 01:12 AM
Thanks, badge! I hope to be around here more this season to be around great fans like you. I am always interested in what's going on with OU football and I appreciate your and others letting me feel welcome here.

I posted on the Ag site for the first time. I just felt so, so bad for them.

Think about this for a second.

CowboyMRW
10/2/2011, 03:11 AM
There's 1 poke back Badj. I didn't deliver him, but I'll try and get a couple more so maybe we can have that OSU betting thread lol. I need you NYC to stick around :greedy_dollars:

stoopified
10/2/2011, 08:36 AM
The Pigs haven't done anything in the 20 years they have been in the SEC except cash big checks.To hear them tell it,cashing big checks is better than winning.I guess we will start hearing the same sort of thing from aTm. Personally I don't care hoe much money OU makes as long as it makes enoughto keep winning.

I Am Right
10/2/2011, 08:41 AM
Glad A & M lost, makes that osu win not so good.

marfacowboy
10/2/2011, 08:51 AM
The thread title alone is worth it:

"Are we as Aggies stupid??"

http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1936590&forum_id=5

priceless +1 rep

MsProudSooner
10/2/2011, 09:50 AM
WTH does never losing halftime mean?

They think they have a good band. They are wrong. They don't have a good band. They have a bunch of guys who march in straight lines well.

AlbqSooner
10/2/2011, 09:53 AM
Yet again, the agroids manage to snathc defeat from the jaws of victory.
From their message boards, as quoted in this thread, they apparently no longer have delusions of adequacy.

soonersam
10/2/2011, 11:24 AM
They have become Miss St with Swords..

CowboyMRW
10/2/2011, 01:37 PM
Glad A & M lost, makes that osu win not so good.

By that mentality, it makes that Florida State win not look good either.

badger
10/2/2011, 01:41 PM
The Ags are currently barely ranked along with Baylor, so that's funny too

badger
10/2/2011, 01:57 PM
They think they have a good band. They are wrong. They don't have a good band. They have a bunch of guys who march in straight lines well.

What she said.

Now they can make that joke about their football team too --- we won (at) halftime. Lol.

And now TexAgs is trying to live vicariously through OU, hoping that we bring a crashing end to UT's makeup season for last year's abysmality (yes, I did make up that word just now).

They tried to get a butthurt thread going about Gameday going to Dallas but the rest of em are all like STFU at this point. I've heard a male fan's masculinity can be impacted by the wins/losses of the fan's sports team. They must all be feeling like wearing pink jerseys at this point (#12, of course) :rcmad:

SoonerMom2
10/2/2011, 02:05 PM
They think they have a good band. They are wrong. They don't have a good band. They have a bunch of guys who march in straight lines well. Our neighbor's son in TX was in the Aggie band and when we learned that you don't have to be able to play an instrument to be in the band if you can march. They have been doing the same routine for a long time. As large as their band is, they should blow you out of the stadium but they are not that loud because maybe 2/3's of the band is all the plays.