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Lott's Bandana
9/26/2011, 08:54 AM
...wishes he coached a team not named after a reproductive organ.
sooneredaco
9/26/2011, 09:34 AM
Wishes he could call in sick on Saturday
BoomerJ
9/26/2011, 10:36 AM
...wishes he could coach like he had some.
BoomerJ
9/26/2011, 10:43 AM
...is petitioning his school administration and board of trustees to rename their team Testicle State University, home of the Fighting Cojones.
stoopified
9/26/2011, 10:55 AM
Took the job because he thought he could get lucky .
swardboy
9/26/2011, 12:46 PM
..can't limbo worth a darn.
saucysoonergal
9/28/2011, 02:28 PM
Pete Lembo gets tired of people trying to walk under him.
tfoolry
9/28/2011, 02:31 PM
Says "Boom, There Goes the Dynamite" after he farts.
SoonerTerry
9/28/2011, 02:32 PM
is glad his name isn't Nutt
deweydw
9/28/2011, 02:33 PM
... feels honored that some dumb @ss that can't use search started another thread about him.
tfoolry
9/28/2011, 02:39 PM
is glad his name isn't Nutt

Or Nibbler
deweydw
9/28/2011, 02:44 PM
... likes to tally the banana.
badger
9/28/2011, 02:49 PM
...used to coach the Elon Phoenix and before that, the Lehigh Mountain Hawks. Wha????
deweydw
9/28/2011, 02:51 PM
... apparently has a bird fetish.
badger
9/28/2011, 02:52 PM
...came to Ball State for their excellent broadcast journalism program:

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tfoolry
9/28/2011, 03:19 PM
...came to Ball State for their excellent broadcast journalism program:

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Glad to see you're keeping up with the "Delete Me" thread. :monkey:
deweydw
9/28/2011, 03:21 PM
... thinks a slobber knocker is when a woman drools on her chest.
badger
9/28/2011, 03:23 PM
Glad to see you're keeping up with the "Delete Me" thread. :monkey:

I'm not.

As for Pete, he...

...longs for the days of Ball State being ranked. (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3627195)
badger
9/28/2011, 03:25 PM
... wants to do a Top Ten on Letterman too.

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Soonerntxs
9/28/2011, 03:26 PM
Called Bob and asked if the phrase "Hang a half a hundered on em" could remain in the Switzer era and not be used in the stadium this weekend! He has also requested that our fans please remain seated, not yell "Home of the Sooners" at the end of the NA & for the love of everything football, NOT tease their Mascot, Charlie the Cardinal!
SoonerInFortSmith
9/28/2011, 03:29 PM
Will be stuck at Ball State until Touchdown Jesus comes to redeem him.
kevpks
9/28/2011, 03:30 PM
wishes his program mattered enough to get more attention in the Soonerfans "coach..." thread.
badger
9/28/2011, 03:32 PM
... nearly lost out on his first big-time coaching gig, because he couldn't find the state of Ball on any U.S. map.
pac10SUX
9/28/2011, 03:32 PM
... is gonna find out if OUr scoreboard can go to 3 digits.

... petitioning for an invite to the Big 12-2-1 so he can get an arse wuppin every year.
badger
9/28/2011, 03:36 PM
... wonders why Ball State chose "Ball State" over original name "Eastern Indiana Normal School"
badger
9/28/2011, 03:38 PM
...giggles when somebody calls Ball State's city "Munchie, Indiana" instead of "Muncie"
badger
9/28/2011, 03:42 PM
...receives daily hugs from Charlie Cardinal.
http://www.bsu.edu/up/media/general/charlie800.jpg
cleller
9/28/2011, 03:43 PM
...wishes he coached a team not named after a reproductive organ.

Ball State Ovaries?
deweydw
9/28/2011, 03:45 PM
.. thought the mascots name was Charlene.
oudivesherpa
9/28/2011, 03:53 PM
Wishes Ball State was a four year college.
deweydw
9/29/2011, 10:15 AM
... will need to see some ID before taking the $900k check.
... and a phone number.
... and a creditcard number.
... and a SS number.
badger
9/29/2011, 10:26 AM
...celebrates the signing of a 2-star recruit.
Mad Dog Madsen
9/29/2011, 10:29 AM
Who??? :victorious:
TheHumanAlphabet
9/29/2011, 10:54 AM
Took the job because he thought he could get lucky .
With Letterman's rejects...:distress:
LittleElmSooner
9/29/2011, 03:51 PM
...would still rather coach here than Sexat.
cjames317
9/29/2011, 04:46 PM
... took the head coaching job just so he could show off his big "BALL S" on his BALL State shirts.
BoomerJ
9/29/2011, 06:55 PM
when asked where his balls are, he replies "under my the back bumper of my pick up truck."
cjames317
10/1/2011, 10:35 AM
... sings "Mother, do you think they'll try to break my balls?"