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Spritekid
9/21/2011, 04:05 PM
We're gonna treat Missouri like a nerd, with those new Back to the Future Nikes, in a gentrifying neighborhood.

We're gonna treat Missouri like Vegas treated the OSU/Tulsa point spread.

Were gonna treat Missouri like Schnellenberger treats a bottle of whiskey.

We're gonna treat Missouri like a 27 year old rock star.

We're gonna treat Missouri like Kim Kardashian at her first sleepover with guys.

We're gonna treat Missouri like what happened to Corey Haim when he was young.

We're gonna treat Missouri like Michael Jackson treated Hollywood children.

We're gonna treat Missouri like Obama treats a carton of Newports in 36 holes.

We're gonna treat Missouri like cheerleaders at a car wash.

We're gonna treat Missouri like Leon Lett treated an 8-ball, the football, and hookers

We're gonna treat Missouri like Clemson (and the NCAA investigation) are treating Auburn. But, that's the best it will get, and it will never be that good again.

We're gonna treat Missouri like the NCAA treated Ohio State and Jim Tressel.


You get the picture...... add your own....
jumperstop
9/21/2011, 04:33 PM
We're going to treat Missouri like this thread...
budbarrybob
9/21/2011, 04:49 PM
We're gonna treat Missouri like your rep.
Midtowner
9/21/2011, 04:54 PM
like Pottawatomie County DHS workers treat children in abusive homes...

--too soon?
StanberryWasIn
9/21/2011, 04:59 PM
We're going to treat Missouri like a football team coached by Gary Pinkel should be treated.
Sooner1972
9/21/2011, 05:17 PM
Nice similes OP! :fat:

We're going to treat Mizzou like a fat kid does cake.
We're going to treat Mizzou like Texas does fellow conference members.
We're going to treat Mizzou like Elin Nordegren does a cheating husband.
setem
9/21/2011, 05:18 PM
We are gonna bust them up like a high school kegger!
soonerstan56
9/21/2011, 06:00 PM
....a two dollar ho on rodeo night !

Stan
MyT Oklahoma
9/21/2011, 10:20 PM
".... Number 38 in a row and still counting."
Serge Ibaka
9/21/2011, 10:55 PM
We're going to treat Missouri like this thread...

win
boomerinhou
9/21/2011, 11:10 PM
....Michael Vick treats his pet dogs.

:)
Little Al
9/21/2011, 11:21 PM
We're going to treat 'em like dollar days at a whore house.
We're going to beat 'em like a rented mule.
We're going to beat 'em like a redheaded stepchild.
KantoSooner
9/22/2011, 08:57 AM
...a mouthy little cousin when the grown-ups aren't looking.
SunnySooner
9/22/2011, 09:19 AM
...a rental car with the damage waiver.
TheresOnlyOne
9/22/2011, 09:44 AM
......Hannibal Lecter treats cheeks, tongues and brains
KantoSooner
9/22/2011, 09:45 AM
...Kansas would like to, if they could.
Keller Sooner
9/22/2011, 10:17 AM
Like Moe treats Curly and Larry.
TheresOnlyOne
9/22/2011, 10:30 AM
Like Seal Team 6 treated Bin Laden
TheresOnlyOne
9/22/2011, 11:36 AM
Like Seal Team 6 treated Bin Laden
SoonerNutt
9/22/2011, 11:39 AM
We're going to treat Mizzou like Ashlee Simpson treats the National Anthem.

We're going to treat Mizzou like the idiots on Jersey Shore treat the English language.

We're going to treat Mizzou like the this website treats my job performance.
Spritekid
9/22/2011, 12:17 PM
We're gonna treat Missouri like there's only one Oklahoma!!!
BoomerJ
9/22/2011, 12:28 PM
like we do all ranked opponents that show up in Norman.
like Ike treated Tina.
BeaSooner
9/22/2011, 12:29 PM
like Pottawatomie County DHS workers treat children in abusive homes...

--too soon?

Too soon doosh
pott_2
9/22/2011, 12:34 PM
...like Charlie Sheen treats a wife...
SoonerLaw09
9/22/2011, 02:21 PM
Sink 'em like a 2 foot putt.
JiminyChristmas
9/22/2011, 02:27 PM
Not a wallflower, please.
saucysoonergal
9/22/2011, 02:50 PM
We're gonna treat Mizzou like STEP treats a toilet.
Flagstaffsooner
9/22/2011, 03:04 PM
...like Roseanne Barr on a skinny teenagers face