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pphilfran
9/21/2011, 12:38 PM
Nothing excites the taste buds like a mouthful of Schweddy Balls...a party in every bite!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/21/schweddy-balls-boycott-one-million-moms_n_973370.html

Schweddy Balls Boycott: One Million Moms Angered Over Ben & Jerry's 'SNL' Flavor

Maybe they would have preferred Bill Brasky's balls, instead?

The humorless, fun-averse conservative group One Million Moms, an offshoot of the American Family Association, is -- once again -- none too pleased with frozen treat liberals, Ben & Jerry's. The very vanilla organization is calling for a boycott of the ice cream maker's new, buzzy flavor, the "Saturday Night Live" skit-inspired Schweddy Balls.

In a public letter sent to its members, the organization acknowledges the origin of the rum-tinted, malt ball-filled flavor, describing the Alec Baldwin-starring NPR spoof skit in great detail.

In the past, Ben & Jerry's has released controversial ice creams, like a special edition of Chubby Hubby called Hubby Hubby last year which celebrated gay marriage. It seems that offending customers has become an annual tradition for Ben & Jerry's.

The ice cream is being released in a limited batch, which means it will be distributed nationwide but only for three or four months. If it proves popular, another batch might be forthcoming, but we hope not.

NormanPride
9/21/2011, 01:02 PM
Well, that's dumb.

SicEmBaylor
9/21/2011, 01:11 PM
Bored women with nothing else to do but get together to stir-up **** and cause needless drama and conflict. Just like MADD.

Ike
9/21/2011, 01:32 PM
Look for Ben and Jerrys new, just-plain-vanilla-but-without-the-vanilla flavored ice cream, "Humorless Hag" in stores next month!

NormanPride
9/21/2011, 01:36 PM
It tastes like smothered dreams.

soonerbrat
9/21/2011, 01:37 PM
I'll try the Schweddy Balls. there's a B&J's store near my friend's house in texas. I'll get them there.

C&CDean
9/21/2011, 02:11 PM
Schweddy Balls is alright, but I'm gonna draw the line at Stinky Vag ice cream.

IB4OU2
9/21/2011, 02:48 PM
I'll try the Schweddy Balls. there's a B&J's store near my friend's house in texas. I'll get them there.

You can get Schweddy Balls from BJ's near your friends house in Texas?

MR2-Sooner86
9/21/2011, 03:12 PM
People from the family values crowd have no sense of humor.

Lott's Bandana
9/21/2011, 03:22 PM
Conservative Moms Gag on Schweddy Balls



fify

Jacie
9/21/2011, 03:45 PM
Whoever's name is at the bottom of that letter, someone should teabag em . . .

"Nothing like s Schweddy ball."

KantoSooner
9/21/2011, 03:52 PM
It's kind of amusing that groups like these will rail on and on about their support for individual liberty and then spring into action to make sure no one exercises their rights in ways with which they disagree.
Would tend to imply very, very low intelligence.

soonerbrat
9/21/2011, 04:41 PM
yes.

virginiasooner
9/21/2011, 08:20 PM
Good. More Schweddy Balls for me!

Okla-homey
9/22/2011, 06:21 AM
My local Kum & Go has Schweddy Balls in pint containers. Just saying.

soonercruiser
9/22/2011, 11:27 AM
Hows comes Phil is bring politics into my taste buds?
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