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Lott's Bandana
9/21/2011, 11:17 AM
Dan LeBatard said on his show yesterday.

"Bob Stoops is the CEO and deserves his salary for running a multi-million dollar enterprise."


Got me thinking. If OU is Coke, what is everybody else?


I'll start.

whorn is Microsoft?
saucysoonergal
9/21/2011, 11:23 AM
I think whorn is more Preparation H.
OsU is Owens Sausage.
Keller Sooner
9/21/2011, 11:31 AM
Whorne is like that stuck up girl in highschool that thought she was better than everyone else. She didn't realize that was her self appraisal and hardly anyone else could stand her.
TrophyCollector
9/21/2011, 11:32 AM
OSU = Co-Op Feed Store
UT = Enron
Frozen Sooner
9/21/2011, 11:32 AM
Dan LeBatard said on his show yesterday.

"Bob Stoops is the CEO and deserves his salary for running a multi-million dollar enterprise."


Got me thinking. If OU is Coke, what is everybody else?


I'll start.

whorn is Microsoft?

UT is NBC.

All over the place. Living off past glory. Owned by a cable company.
TrophyCollector
9/21/2011, 11:34 AM
Ohio St.= Federal Bureau of Prisons
TrophyCollector
9/21/2011, 11:36 AM
Oregon = Hemp & Things
saucysoonergal
9/21/2011, 11:38 AM
South Carolina=Hotels.com
SoonerAtKU
9/21/2011, 11:40 AM
Shouldn't this just be sodas?

Ok. State can be Coke Zero
Tulsa can be Vanilla Coke Zero
Texas can be Pepsi
I know Baylor should be Dr. Pepper, but I can't bring myself to do that to Dr. Pepper
TrophyCollector
9/21/2011, 11:41 AM
Texas Tech = Ma's Road House
Dan Thompson
9/21/2011, 11:41 AM
I think OU is more like APPLE, the worlds largest company (by market cap)..
ByngSooner
9/21/2011, 11:41 AM
Oregon = AFLAC ?

UT = BP
SouthCarolinaSooner
9/21/2011, 11:41 AM
Iowa State = tab
Frozen Sooner
9/21/2011, 11:42 AM
K-Stata: Faygo
TrophyCollector
9/21/2011, 11:45 AM
Miami = Centerfolds
TrophyCollector
9/21/2011, 11:46 AM
A & M = Army / Navy Surplus
IslandSooner
9/21/2011, 11:49 AM
Texas=Oprah(with the network and all)
OSU=Atwoods
SoonerStud615
9/21/2011, 11:49 AM
Texas is Budweiser

Calls themselves king, but everyone else thinks they're kinda shi**y
kevpks
9/21/2011, 11:54 AM
A&M- RC Cola (big time in the 1930s)
OSU- Sam's Choice Cola (an imitation brand)
K-State- Surge (discontinued in the early 2000s)
OhU1
9/21/2011, 12:00 PM
OSU is Diet Coke.
BYU is caffeine free Diet Coke
UT is Zima
Iowa is high fructose sweetened New Coke
Miami is Cocaine or the real coke
stoops the eternal pimp
9/21/2011, 12:03 PM
Arkansas- Bubba Cola
SoonerStud615
9/21/2011, 12:16 PM
Nebraska is Jones.
WVU is Mountain Dew
KantoSooner
9/21/2011, 12:21 PM
Kansas is Grapette
Lott's Bandana
9/21/2011, 01:58 PM
Boise St is Sprite?
picasso
9/21/2011, 02:04 PM
Texas is Budweiser

Calls themselves king, but everyone else thinks they're kinda shi**y
Hey-o!
stoopified
9/21/2011, 02:10 PM
[QUOTE=saucysoonergal;3349113]I think whorn is more Preparation H.
OsU is Owens Sausage.[/QUOT I'm thinking osu is Jimmy Dean Sausage.
winout
9/21/2011, 02:42 PM
Baylor = Mellow Yellow
pott_2
9/21/2011, 02:43 PM
Colorado= Pepsi Clear.
viper
9/21/2011, 02:49 PM
A&M- RC Cola (big time in the 1930s)
OSU- Sam's Choice Cola (an imitation brand)
K-State- Surge (discontinued in the early 2000s)

This
SoonerInFortSmith
9/21/2011, 03:13 PM
Texas tech is that nasty tamarind soda they sell in glass bottles at wal mart.
winout
9/21/2011, 03:21 PM
Tulsa = Squirt
ISU = Nehi (M*A*S*H's Radar home state reference)
Bourbon St Sooner
9/21/2011, 03:25 PM
I think whorn is more Preparation H.
OsU is Owens Sausage.

Preparation H rids you of *** pain, not causes it.
KantoSooner
9/21/2011, 03:48 PM
I think of Texas more as room temp YooHoo.
Jacie
9/21/2011, 04:20 PM
sa*et = http://www.noapologiespress.com/presents/asiandrink/pocari.html
OUstud
9/21/2011, 04:25 PM
Dammit, LeBetard. Bob is a coach. Mack is a CEO.
UTgradOUfan
9/21/2011, 05:32 PM
OSU = Co-Op Feed Store
UT = Enron

Enron!
Absolutely perfect
mack brown = Ken Lay
SoonerObsession
9/21/2011, 05:49 PM
OSU = Shasta (cheap knock offs)
Texas = V8 (gives you the runs)