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GDC
9/20/2011, 10:51 AM
Dylan Dog: Dark of Night

Boomer.....
9/20/2011, 10:54 AM
Cabin Fever 2

SoonerLaw09
9/20/2011, 10:56 AM
Zombieland. I don't think I got through the opening credits before deleting it from my DVR.

KantoSooner
9/20/2011, 11:03 AM
Anythinig containing Jerry Lewis.

soonerboomer93
9/20/2011, 11:28 AM
Zombieland. I don't think I got through the opening credits before deleting it from my DVR.

Zombieland is awesome

but I bet master and commander is your favorite

Pricetag
9/20/2011, 11:39 AM
Heh, with a name like "Zombieland," how could someone be shocked and dismayed at what they saw in the very early going?

setem
9/20/2011, 11:43 AM
Zombieland was bad ***! Give it a shot, I bet you will like it!

yermom
9/20/2011, 11:59 AM
yeah, Zombieland was not to be avoided

now Badiator...

NormanPride
9/20/2011, 12:09 PM
People who hate Zombieland are bad people and should be avoided.

SoonerTerry
9/20/2011, 12:19 PM
Laughed my *** off at zombieland. Then again I wasn't looking to get smarter by watching it.

Hot Rod
9/20/2011, 12:23 PM
Kazaam - Blu-Ray Special Edition

badger
9/20/2011, 12:30 PM
There was a movie that NP and I netflixed ONLY because we were like WTF, it has URKEL in it?! And it was AWFUL. There was a giant shark and a giant croc in it I think, and they battled each other while Urkel tries to save the day with a few others' help.

It was baaaaad. Only watch if you want to see what Urkel needs to do now that Urkel's show is long over.

SoonerLaw09
9/20/2011, 12:37 PM
Zombieland is clearly one of those flicks that is great for people who like gratuitous gore...just isn't my kind of camp humor. I'm much more of an "Army of Darkness" kinda person. Now *that* one is worth seeing multiple times.

GDC
9/20/2011, 12:39 PM
Zombieland hooked me with the use of "For Whom the Bell Tolls" in the opening. The Bill Murray bit was classic too.

NormanPride
9/20/2011, 01:17 PM
You liked Army of Darkness and not Zombieland? Didn't Army of Darkness have ridiculous gore as well? Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

Tulsa_Fireman
9/20/2011, 01:18 PM
Lawrence of Arabia.

C&CDean
9/20/2011, 01:20 PM
Every Star Wars flick but the first one. Which I guess is actually the last? Whatever. They suck.

Tulsa_Fireman
9/20/2011, 01:25 PM
Saving Ryan's Privates

crawfish
9/20/2011, 01:31 PM
Armageddon. Just staggeringly awful. You can't even watch it as a "b" movie like you can with some equally stupid movies (The Core) and enjoy it.

Zombieland is greatness. I can't see how someone would turn if off during the opening credits...like, "WTF!!! I didn't know this was a ZOMBIE movie!!!"

SoonerLaw09
9/20/2011, 02:16 PM
Of *course* I knew it was a zombie movie FCOL. It just did not appear to me to be funny. Just silly, and not in a good way. AoD *was* funny. And what gore it had was not gratuitous. And it made fun of other fantasy movies/genres as well, there were a lot of great in-jokes, it was cleverly written. People getting their legs eaten off, thrown through car windows, and being attacked by demonic children is not clever. It's just "as much in your face as we can make it". No style. AoD is comedy horror with *class*. Bruce Campbell is joke-action-hero greatness. I don't object to zombie apocalypse as a genre; I liked 28 Days Later, a couple of the Resident Evil movies, etc. I just want my comedy or parody to have some intelligence.

soonermix
9/20/2011, 02:29 PM
shawshank redemption on tv...
unless you gots time to kill because you will watch the whole damn thing if 5 mins or more are viewed.
same for leathal weapon movies.

RacerX
9/20/2011, 02:35 PM
anything with Steven Segal. except maybe Executive Decision, cuz he dies early.

SoonerLaw09
9/20/2011, 02:39 PM
anything with Steven Segal. except maybe Executive Decision, cuz he dies early.

THAT one freaked me out...all the way into the kitchen. My first thought was "waiiiiiiiiiiiit a second....." My second was, "man, they had the balls to off Segal!" My third was "I sure hope they didn't pay him very much."

royalfan5
9/20/2011, 03:01 PM
Of *course* I knew it was a zombie movie FCOL. It just did not appear to me to be funny. Just silly, and not in a good way. AoD *was* funny. And what gore it had was not gratuitous. And it made fun of other fantasy movies/genres as well, there were a lot of great in-jokes, it was cleverly written. People getting their legs eaten off, thrown through car windows, and being attacked by demonic children is not clever. It's just "as much in your face as we can make it". No style. AoD is comedy horror with *class*. Bruce Campbell is joke-action-hero greatness. I don't object to zombie apocalypse as a genre; I liked 28 Days Later, a couple of the Resident Evil movies, etc. I just want my comedy or parody to have some intelligence.

It just seems odd to me to have such a strong opinion about something you didn't bother to watch.

stoops the eternal pimp
9/20/2011, 04:11 PM
Romancing the Bone

C&CDean
9/20/2011, 04:12 PM
Romancing the Bone

Liar. It's your fave.

nighttrain12
9/20/2011, 07:56 PM
Anything with Ron Jeremy.