Prolly My last thread here

[olevetonahill]

Its been a great 7 year run
Those who care know where to find me .
I wish the Best for SoonerFans

[olevetonahill]

Fixing to Log out for NOW .

[OutlandTrophy]

I enjoyed the visits over the years and the few phone calls! Best of luck to ya.

[AlbqSooner]

Vaya con Dios, amigo

[salth2o]

Adios, Olevet...Boomer Sooner.

[XFollower]

Enjoyed it vet.

[lexsooner]

Best of luck. Sorry, what are the circumstances?

[jk the sooner fan]

take care vet! be well

[OUHOMER]

WTH?

[badger]

Bye! Have fun wherever you're headed! Deposit vCash on your way out! :D

[okie52]

PAC 12?

[SoonerfaninIA]

I am new to posting, but I have read these forums for years and years, and your posts have always made me smile. You are a contributing factor to help keep them alive and going, I hate to see you leave.

[Wishboned]

I'm gonna hate seeing your posts here, but I do know where to find you!

[GDC]

Where you going?

[pphilfran]

Say it ain't so!

[Jammin']

If you are gonna quit, just quit. Don't be a ***** and post something like that just so people will beg you to stay.

[OklaPony]

WTF?

[King Fuzzy]

Will your OVJ still be making appearances at the tailgate? I'm asking for a friend.

[yermom]

what did i miss now?

[3rdgensooner]

Prolly? What will be the determining factor?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

The amount of boobies we see in the next 12 hours.

GO!

[3rdgensooner]

The amount of boobies we see in the next 12 hours.

GO!Will that persuade or dissuade his exile?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Only one way to find out!

[jk the sooner fan]

Prolly? What will be the determining factor?

always leave room to change your mind!

[purplecrayon]

can I have your gator?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0804/man-boobs-demotivational-poster-1207141321.jpg

Fine. I'll get us started, then.

[cleller]

I hope I can forget that image before the next time the wife's bra comes off.

[BillyBall]

His nipples are like pieces of bologna.

[3rdgensooner]

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/15/boobeesbypatchezs.jpg

[soonerboomer93]

Maybe his involvement with a difference site, that used a name way close to the name of this board (and I would have been pissed about that if I was Phil).

I'm sure that other site has him just to busy to post on here.

[jk the sooner fan]

its soonercode.com now!

[3rdgensooner]

What was it before?

[King Fuzzy]

If everyone gets their own message board will Lance Bass still be gay?

[jk the sooner fan]

What was it before?

realsoonerfans.com

[SoonerLaw09]

Do they still have that old quote around here that gets posted when someone leaves? Forgot what it was called. If so, cue in 3...2....1...

[3rdgensooner]

If everyone gets their own message board will Lance Bass still be gay?Qalso, when is Cinco de Mayo?


realsoonerfans.comI just went there and figured that out based on their twitter name.

I should totally start my own message board.

[purplecrayon]

Qalso, when is Cinco de Mayo?

I just went there and figured that out based on their twitter name.

I should totally start my own message board.
would you let me post there? think carefully before answering.

[badger]

http://i56.tinypic.com/308jn90.png

Sooooo... you all should vBet here and not there :D

[3rdgensooner]

would you let me post there? think carefully before answering.I like you more when I don't read your message board posts.

[jk the sooner fan]

Qalso, when is Cinco de Mayo?

I just went there and figured that out based on their twitter name.

I should totally start my own message board.

will i get an invite? its been said that if you have your own message board - you get certain privileges on other message boards that other lesser non message board owning posters would normally get

[starclassic tama]

he'll be back, they always come back

[bonkuba]

Maybe his involvement with a difference site, that used a name way close to the name of this board (and I would have been pissed about that if I was Phil).

I'm sure that other site has him just to busy to post on here.

Nope.....

[SoonerStormchaser]

and I would have been pissed about that if I was Phil

I wouldn't have been. It was unnecessary. But hey, if I ran my board into the ground, I'd get all ruffled up too if I inadvertently ran off long time posters.

[TUSooner]

Happy trails, Howard.... until we meet again!

[badger]

I wouldn't have been. It was unnecessary. But hey, if I ran my board into the ground, I'd get all ruffled up too if I inadvertently ran off long time posters.

Duuuuuude, the video thing is gone you can be happy again :D

[Jammin']

Isn't there a chapter in the Internet 'Tention Whore handbook on the proper use of the GBCW thread?

Rule #1: if you are going to post a GBCW every month, you should probably be female and premenopausal

Rule #2: You shouldn't GBCW if the US F&W Service is monitoring your activity on a message board,. Just collect your reptilian lover and run for it!

Rule #3: Once your thread starts to sink to the bottom of page 1, insert a vague reference to the poster and/or post that stepped on your last innernet feeler.

Rule #4: Never.. I mean always be sure to get in a few digs about how sponsor privileges aren't what they used to be.

I also want to make sure I got this right, OleVet and Troup and Co make a huge stink and run a bunch off, and then leave and start a new board? Does that sound correct?

[Curly Bill]

http://i56.tinypic.com/308jn90.png

Sooooo... you all should vBet here and not there :D

I've not had any vCash in forever...how should I vBet without it?

[badger]

I've not had any vCash in forever...how should I vBet without it?

Did you spend it all on vHookers?

(PM Phil... perhaps there's a glitch in vBookie that isn't give comp'ing you for losing all of your vCash, not sure)

[Curly Bill]

Did you spend it all on vHookers?

(PM Phil... perhaps there's a glitch in vBookie that isn't give comp'ing you for losing all of your vCash, not sure)

I'd gladly spend it on vHookers, but they're only available on some of the "other" boards. :tongue:

[Romulus]

wait a second!! Lance Bass is gay?

[3rdgensooner]

I also want to make sure I got this right, OleVet and Troup and Co make a huge stink and run a bunch off, and then leave and start a new board? Does that sound correct?Pipe down, Biff.

[Jammin']

Pipe down, Biff.


Make me.

Or

Can you get everyone unbanned so this place hops again?

Or

Meep.

[3rdgensooner]

Make me.

Or

Can you get everyone unbanned so this place hops again?

Or

Meep.No, but I'm pretty sure everybody can get me banned again.

Cheeky little git

[Jammin']

No, but I'm pretty sure everybody can get me banned again.

Cheeky little git


Who is this "everybody" you are speaking of? It's just you and me babe. (the pretty ones)

[3rdgensooner]

Who was the everyone you spoke of, Gorgeous?

[C&CDean]

You're rapidly running outta time twil.

[SicEmBaylor]

Some day, I'm going to create a SoonerFans spin-off just for resident Baylor/Sooner fans.

[Phil]

I wouldn't have been. It was unnecessary. But hey, if I ran my board into the ground, I'd get all ruffled up too if I inadvertently ran off long time posters.

Guess we're just different, then. I don't respond well to people just bitching without offering alternatives or bitching about advertising on a venue provided for free. People don't bitch about ads on TV when they pay for the service. Mystifying.

Yes, that other board pissed me off and it got StoopTroup and 75 banned. Only because of the name and posting links in big font over here with that name without asking. Other than that, couldn't care less. Start all the boards you want. In fact, since they changed the name of that board, I unbanned those two, so I imagine someone will tell them. Or not. Don't really care, but since they fixed the only beef I had with them, I had no reason to keep them banned here.

Don't know why Vet thinks I don't like him - not true. Don't know why he thinks I want him to leave. Not true.

The new ad thing worked itself out, like things always get worked out. Anyone who has at least 100 posts here doesn't see the video ads, only a regular banner, and if you have over 5000 posts, you only see the right side ad, and that only because I haven't had time to figure out how to turn it off, too.

Some people get way too worked up over stuff. If people left and don't want to come back, it's a free country.

[Jammin']

You're rapidly running outta time twil.


Let's put the band back together Dean. Unban the masses and let's rock this place. It can be fun again, you know it and I know it. Make it happen.



Also, if you ban me, please know that 3G in no way is involved in anything I do or say. Don't ban her.

[badger]

I will personally click ads daily in thanks of that d@mn video thing being gone.

[C&CDean]

Let's put the band back together Dean. Unban the masses and let's rock this place. It can be fun again, you know it and I know it. Make it happen.



Also, if you ban me, please know that 3G in no way is involved in anything I do or say. Don't ban her.

So, are you chk's bitch? Or puppet? Meh.

"the band" are largely a bunch of self-fellating wannabes who can continue to self-fellate elsewhere, thanks for asking. This place just can't handle the clever, snappy, juvenile, mundane, repetitious, grooviness of y'all.

[C&CDean]

Now, answer my question.

[JohnnyMack]

Nazis. All of you.

Damn the man!

We're goin' streakin'!!!

[SicEmBaylor]

I will personally click ads daily in thanks of that d@mn video thing being gone.

Yeah, the ads don't bother me but that damned video was awful.

[C&CDean]

Nazis. All of you.

Damn the man!

We're goin' streakin'!!!

Uh, ok.

[Jammin']

So, are you chk's bitch? Or puppet? Meh.

"the band" are largely a bunch of self-fellating wannabes who can continue to self-fellate elsewhere, thanks for asking. This place just can't handle the clever, snappy, juvenile, mundane, repetitious, grooviness of y'all.

What in the hell are you talking about? vet throws out a GBCW thread several times a year. We can't call him out on it? He knows I'm joking, you know I'm joking, anyone that's posted here for any length of time knows I'm joking. Dean what do you want from me, bland, boring posts that say "why are you leaving vet?" over and over and over? talk about repetitious. (no offense to everyone else that posted on the first page of this thread) I'm not post-flooding this thread or any thread with this stuff. You see me post and if you don't like it, you attack and threaten banning. Just ****ing do it and you can focus on running off anyone else with a differing opinion tomorrow.

[Frozen Sooner]

I wouldn't have been. It was unnecessary. But hey, if I ran my board into the ground, I'd get all ruffled up too if I inadvertently ran off long time posters.

Seriously, could you cry about more things?

[DCSooner]

I had to google GBCW. You all better hope Vet comes back. He is the glue that keeps the butt cheeks closed around here.

[C&CDean]

Are we fixin' to get a good old-fashioned honest-to-goodness meltdown? Gosh I hope so. It has been awful boring since "the band" has been gone. Meh.

Who the **** threatened to ban you? I asked for a good reason why I shouldn't.

I will say this though. At least now we actually have some drama in this thread. Yay you.

[SicEmBaylor]

Seriously, could you cry about more things?

The total lack of available women his own age?

[badger]

Who the **** threatened to ban you?

I swear it wasn't me! I'm not even a real Modador! It says so right under my name!

[OhU1]

Glancing at this thread earlier today why did I know there was an unspoken older-middle-aged man drama going on that we were all supposed to ask about it? Oh yeah, because this happens once a month. (I thought about making a Midol joke but decided against it.)

[C&CDean]

Glancing at this thread earlier today why did I know there was an unspoken older-middle-aged man drama going on that we were all supposed to ask about it? Oh yeah, because this happens once a month. (I thought about making a Midol joke but decided against it.)

It does? You were? Really? Wow.

[Blue]

I was wrong on dogging the new format. I'm used to it already. And Badger is doing a great job with the vBookie. Cheers.

[C&CDean]

I was wrong on dogging the new format. I'm used to it already. And Badger is doing a great job with the vBookie. Cheers.

Oh ****, blue's a drinkin' again. Prolly be baned by midnight...

[Blue]

Oh ****, blue's a drinkin' again. Prolly be baned by midnight...

Haha. If I'm posting I'm drinkin, huh?

[C&CDean]

Pretty much. Have fun, but don't poo poo in your doo doo. Ah hell, you know what I mean.

[Blue]

Not drinkin. But will do.

[SoonerNate]

Where the **** is Vet going and why?

[OutlandTrophy]

I think he's going here www.habanainn.com

;)

[C&CDean]

Yup. Vet has done come out.

[Lott's Bandana]

This will be my last post in this thread.

[C&CDean]

****, I hope so.

[delhalew]

If you are gonna quit, just quit. Don't be a ***** and post something like that just so people will beg you to stay.

When did they let your @ss back in?

[C&CDean]

When did they let your @ss back in?

I told you I was a tolerant mother****er didn't I?

[delhalew]

I told you I was a tolerant mother****er didn't I?

I've heard that.

[Memtig14]

NO, NO, NO.............us old conservatives need you.

[nighttrain12]

If you are gonna quit, just quit. Don't be a ***** and post something like that just so people will beg you to stay.

90% of the time, when people post they are leaving any message board, they end up coming back. The other 10% of the time, they also come back but under a brand new name. Coming soon to SoonerFans.com, OTIS THE TOWN DRUNK!!!

[8timechamps]

Can't this place be like it was when SoonerWill, Norm and BSG were here?

Gah, I hate all you kids!


Now, get off my lawn!

[JohnnyMack]

This will be my last post on this page.

[colleyvillesooner]

I had to google GBCW.

me too. hi.

[colleyvillesooner]

90% of the time, when people post they are leaving any message board, they end up coming back. The other 10% of the time, they also come back but under a brand new name. Coming soon to SoonerFans.com, OTIS THE TOWN DRUNK!!!

So who is Bri now?

[soonerinabilene]

Heh, I tried to see if any explanation for this was available at the hideout, but ive been banned over there, which is really odd considering my only 2 posts over there are from when I registered over a year ago...

[MR2-Sooner86]

http://gallery.rennlist.com/albums/greatthread/best_thread_ever2.jpg

[Soonerus]

Ole, we expect a better Helander than that, you have to come back to go out in flames !!!

[Breadburner]

So who is Bri now?

IloveJameelOwens....???

[GottaHavePride]

So who is Bri now?

Not it. But I think I can pick up "resident crankypants" since Norm isn't using that one much anymore.

[silverwheels]

*fart*


sorry

[CrimsonJim]

This will be my last post in this post.

[Curly Bill]

I guess Ima have to post in this thread too...but only this once.

[Mississippi Sooner]

What?

[King Fuzzy]

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e118/Ald3baran/artistic/time_17.jpg

[jk the sooner fan]

boy, times they are a changing - there was a day when somebody would post a GBCW thread and people would be all over it like stink on ****

now you can get banned for it......apparently

[saucysoonergal]

I miss Harry Potter Threads.




Bye, Howard. Good luck!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

.

[3rdgensooner]

90% of the time, when people post they are leaving any message board, they end up coming back. The other 10% of the time, they also come back but under a brand new name. Coming soon to SoonerFans.com, OTIS THE TOWN DRUNK!!!This is posting gold, people. I hope you spekked nighttrain appropriately.

[soonerboomer93]

Seriously, could you cry about more things?

I'm sure he could, he's a whiney bitch by nature and has been for years.

Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll stop posting so that I never have to read "the hawt wife" again.

[badger]

All of you with the default starting amount of 500 vCash make me vSad. What would it take for me to get you all to JUST TRY vBookie? I swear, it is more fun than giggling about "I'm leaving" threads (whether they be conference reallignment or south oval stuff)!

I'm not asking a lot here. I'm just asking you to TRY this little thing that I'm trying to get off the ground on SF.com. You might have fun! Might?! Hell, you WILL have fun. :D

[saucysoonergal]

Gambling is the debbils playground.

[soonerboomer93]

Gambling is the debbils playground.

Is that supposed to discourage us from gambling?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

is that where they play the fooseball?

[badger]

Gambling with play money is the same as playing that Monopoly board game. Oh noes! You're exchanging non-currency as part of a game! :P

[DCSooner]

I bet 10K Vcash that Vet comes back.

[soonerboomer93]

This site needs a chone button and auto-chone function.

[jk the sooner fan]

All of you with the default starting amount of 500 vCash make me vSad. What would it take for me to get you all to JUST TRY vBookie? I swear, it is more fun than giggling about "I'm leaving" threads (whether they be conference reallignment or south oval stuff)!

I'm not asking a lot here. I'm just asking you to TRY this little thing that I'm trying to get off the ground on SF.com. You might have fun! Might?! Hell, you WILL have fun. :D

i have no desire to gamble fake or real money - it just doesnt interest me

no matter how much you "badger" me

[jk the sooner fan]

I bet 10K Vcash that Vet comes back.


ooooh i like those odds.....

[SicEmBaylor]

You people are getting bent out of shape for nothing.

Vet said this was his last "thread" not his last post! Therein lies the loophole.

[jk the sooner fan]

I'm sure he could, he's a whiney bitch by nature and has been for years.

Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll stop posting so that I never have to read "the hawt wife" again.

+1

[badger]

i have no desire to gamble fake or real money - it just doesnt interest me

no matter how much you "badger" me

I'll keep trying! :D

[C&CDean]

boy, times they are a changing - there was a day when somebody would post a GBCW thread and people would be all over it like stink on ****

now you can get banned for it......apparently

Drama queen much? Sheez.

[toast]

I think it's the old pretend-I'm-mad-at-the-board-and-leave-to-spy-and-bring-down-the-other-board trick

[JLEW1818]

hi

[cleller]

Middle aged man drama? Is that like taking you ball home? That is bad, speaking as a middle aged man. The only thing I expect here is information, entertainment, and a place to anonymously crack wise.

Oh, and the V betting thing is a gas. Look forward to it every week. Anyone who has looked it over needs to get going, while the season is still young.

[Oldnslo]

yeah, pretty much every time I go through a really busy period, I miss whatever was important.

[OutlandTrophy]

The ending to this movie isn't near as powerful if he says goodbye more than once.
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/10876/Alan_Ladd_in_Shane.jpg

[soonerbrat]

Gambling is the debbils playground.

that's why i love it so

[8timechamps]

yeah, pretty much every time I go through a really busy period, I miss whatever was important.

Thus, your member name :)

[jk the sooner fan]

The ending to this movie isn't near as powerful if he says goodbye more than once.
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/10876/Alan_Ladd_in_Shane.jpg

posting excellence

[Whet]

I just wanted to post in here, cause I haven't posted in a while!!

Vaya con Dios

[Peach Fuzz]

We need a drama thread section... love these high tension threads.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

He said prolly. 49% chance prolly not.

http://flaginfo.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/us-flag-capitol-half-staff-737281.jpg

[nighttrain12]

He'll be back later, under new user name DeanBlevinsIsAHunk

[TUSooner]

I think it's the old pretend-I'm-mad-at-the-board-and-leave-to-spy-and-bring-down-the-other-board trick

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/9500/maxwellsmart.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/689/maxwellsmart.jpg/)
And I fell for it!

[Boomer.....]

Drunkytown will never be the same.

[C&CDean]

But durnky town will.

[King Fuzzy]

http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/77301-7/Grandpa_dynamometer.gif

[soonercruiser]

Say it ain't so!

THIS! ^^^^

Ole Vets don't fade away...
Just move on to the next "mission".
:victorious:

[oumartin]

I had to yahoo GBCW,

I know it's not as cool as googling

[DCSooner]

Pfft. you need to step up your game Martin.

[Mississippi Sooner]

I think it's the old pretend-I'm-mad-at-the-board-and-leave-to-spy-and-bring-down-the-other-board trick

That didn't work out so well for Luca Brasi.

[Soonerwake]

That didn't work out so well for Luca Brasi.

Sleeping with the fishes is not all it's cracked up to be...

[CrimsonJim]

Vet wanted me to let everybody know he isn't pissed, just taking some time away. He's been planning it for a long time & figured it was time.

Message delivered. You may now continue with the smirky posts...

[8timechamps]

I had to yahoo GBCW,

I know it's not as cool as googling

You are SO lame!!!!!



I had to do the same thing!

[C&CDean]

Tell vet to kiss my rosy red scrote. He knows where it is.

[sanantoniosooner]

On a railroad spike?

[CrimsonJim]

Tell vet to kiss my rosy red scrote. He knows where it is.

Rosy red? OVER SHARE!!

[nighttrain12]

Vet wanted me to let everybody know he isn't pissed, just taking some time away. He's been planning it for a long time & figured it was time.

Message delivered. You may now continue with the smirky posts...

Vet? Vet who? I don't know anyone named Vet.

[SoonerJack]

It just won't be SoonerFans without Olevet!!!

[btk108]

Tell vet to kiss my rosy red scrote. He knows where it is.

A little Gold Bond powder will fix you right up, brother. Step said he'd bring some to the tailgate and will meet you in the porta terlet.

[AlboSooner]

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5743/curleybill.jpg

[nighttrain12]

I checked his profile and it said:

Last Activity: 9/22/2011 12:54 PM

This was 2 1/2 days after he started this thread. Hmmmmmm.

[SicEmBaylor]

I checked his profile and it said:

Last Activity: 9/22/2011 12:54 PM

This was 2 1/2 days after he started this thread. Hmmmmmm.

To be fair, he said this was his last 'thread' not his last 'post' or that he would no longer be lurking.

[btk108]

Vet is alive and well........making himself well known at the Sooner Legends this evening. He'll be at the TG tomorrow. Don't count him out just yet.

[Curly Bill]

Mostly the ones "counting him out" are jacktard nOObs, or near nOObs that are trying to be witty, or earn some board street cred or something??? In other words: p*ss on em. :beguiled:

[btk108]

zactly, brother.

[OUHOMER]

Mostly the ones "counting him out" are jacktard nOObs, or near nOObs that are trying to be witty, or earn some board street cred or something??? In other words: p*ss on em. :beguiled:

nighttrain seems to be really concerned.

[jk the sooner fan]

board street cred

oh irony be thy name...... lol

[CrimsonJim]

And then there are a few wishing they could count him out that are just jacktard old timers that are trying to be witty, or earn some 'other board' street cred or something??? In other words: p*ss on em.

[Lott's Bandana]

board street cred

oh irony be thy name...... lol

I was thinking the same thing.



And laughing.

[jk the sooner fan]

And then there are a few wishing they could count him out that are just jacktard old timers that are trying to be witty, or earn some 'other board' street cred or something??? In other words: p*ss on em.

again with the irony

yer killin me

[SanJoaquinSooner]

why was a new board established with the Posse Hideout available for alternative threading?

[Curly Bill]

again with the irony

yer killin me

We know these boards are your life, but you gotta chill and not take things so seriously. But congrats: you win the internet today. :monkey:

[OutlandTrophy]

Irony boards, not just for women anymore.


http://hotelgoodsonline.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/Ironing_Board_420003.260183456_std.jpg




I got nuttin' :(

[jk the sooner fan]

We know these boards are your life, but you gotta chill and not take things so seriously. But congrats: you win the internet today. :monkey:

lmao - says the man who belongs to an internet gang....err, posse whilst white knighting for another man

too funny

[salth2o]

Is this thread going to reach the epic proportion of the "Delete me" thread?

[Curly Bill]

lmao - says the man who belongs to an internet gang....err, posse whilst white knighting for another man

too funny

Internet gang! That's rich. Like I said: don't take this internet stuff too seriously will ya. But way to consolidate that internet victory for today. :beguiled:

[8timechamps]

Internet gang! That's rich. Like I said: don't take this internet stuff too seriously will ya. But way to consolidate that internet victory for today. :beguiled:


WAIT....there's an internet gang?! Id there a special on Gangland I can watch to get all the details?

[Curly Bill]

WAIT....there's an internet gang?! Id there a special on Gangland I can watch to get all the details?

You'd have to ask jk, he's Mr. All Serious About the Internet. He'd know if anyone would. :tongue:

[jk the sooner fan]

yes, because i was being soooo serious

:rolleyes:

[CrimsonJim]

again with the irony

yer killin me

Funny, I don't recall mentioning your name. Guilty much? http://www.olevetpossehideout.com/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[Curly Bill]

why was a new board established with the Posse Hideout available for alternative threading?

The posse/gang is really branching out. We just needed more space. :tongue:

[jk the sooner fan]

Funny, I don't recall mentioning your name. Guilty much? http://www.olevetpossehideout.com/forums/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

funny, it was just a general observation

[CrimsonJim]

Hilarious! :rapture:

[3rdgensooner]

So much jocularity!

[DCSooner]

I had to google jocularity.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Dean googled my joculariticles at the tailgate

[NormanPride]

You wear shorts that short and the whole world will google your jocularities.

[soonerboomer93]

WAIT....there's an internet gang?! Id there a special on Gangland I can watch to get all the details?

Tonight on Gangland, the Olevet Posse and it's evil spin off, the Omlette Posse.

[3rdgensooner]

I had to google jocularity.I'm glad you've learned something today.

[soonerboomer93]

board street cred

oh irony be thy name...... lol

you shut yer n00b mouth


*qalso, is this board street cred usable anywhere? do I get a discount on ofishall posse gear, or discounts on natty lite?

[achiro]

I had to google jocularity.
I had to Yahoo jocularity.

[soonerboomer93]

I just had to bing yahoo

[IB4OU2]

I had to Yoohoo a Joker...Yoohoo MJCPR!

[3rdgensooner]

If you had to look up jocularity, then I guess you never watched M*A*S*H

http://www.bestcareanywhere.net/mulcahy1.jpg

[Tulsa_Fireman]

DIE THREAD DIE

[JohnnyMack]

We could do something drastic and Hasselhoff this thread if we had to.

[Sooner in Tampa]

Drama queen much? Sheez.

he's become quite good at it...kinda like stu

[soonerboomer93]

We could do something drastic and Hasselhoff this thread if we had to.

admit it, you find Hasselhoff mesmerizing

[DCSooner]

I just pooped a howzit and wiped with a STEP.

[Fraggle145]

I just farted in my office at work. I almost puked on my keyboard.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I just pooped a howzit and wiped with a STEP.

Lucky fella....Dude I have a story to tell you..It involves me washing puke off the side of the car sunday morning.

[DCSooner]

Lucky fella....Dude I have a story to tell you..It involves me washing puke off the side of the car sunday morning.

You better watch your tone, I did not encourage the gasoline shots! In fact, I didn't touch the OVJ.:victorious:

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Oh I know who caused it...oh Ralphy and her new ponca friend

[DCSooner]

Oh I know who caused it...oh Ralphy and her new ponca friend bawawahahahahaha! I think Ralphy is a great nickname.

[8timechamps]

Tonight on Gangland, the Olevet Posse and it's evil spin off, the Omlette Posse.

That was a great episode! I did find it odd that the Omlette Posse had new members read "The Help" in order to get "jumped" in.

[btk108]

The gang at the first Posse Ho Down...

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/190/1254180512_1.jpg

[soonerboomer93]

Vet's been spending too much time in the sun.

[LosAngelesSooner]

In dedication to the sad day that Vet is leaving us all to fend for ourselves:


hBSOuMMtCtjk#!

[soonerboomer93]

In dedication to the sad day that Vet is leaving us all to fend for ourselves:




link bad fyi

also it's video now with the url and no longer youtube for the tags

[SoonerStormchaser]

he's become quite good at it...kinda like stu
But has he hacked into the board and caused a long-overdue overhaul?

[youngpacifistinaditch]

Hey guys, wasn't sure where to post this but since I can't create threads yet this seemed like the best place!

I'm in need of getting some carpet cleaned and heard this was a great place to find a carpet cleaner.

TIA

[3rdgensooner]

^^ Haha, WTH?

[JohnnyMack]

I smell 1tc.

[Mississippi Sooner]

I recommend getting rid of the carpet. More trouble than it's worth.

[3rdgensooner]

I recommend getting rid of the carpet. More trouble than it's worth.What if it matches the drapes?

[Breadburner]

Helander carpet cleanin...???

[youngpacifistinaditch]

I recommend getting rid of the carpet. More trouble than it's worth.

See, I'd really rather prefer to keep it. I have a couple of friends, who like to use my pool, and they love a freshly cleaned carpet. They love it so much that they want to be here while the carpet is getting cleaned.

[jk the sooner fan]

pay attention to the detals

[sanantoniosooner]

the devil is in the detals

[OUDoc]

2389
See, I'd really rather prefer to keep it. I have a couple of friends, who like to use my pool, and they love a freshly cleaned carpet. They love it so much that they want to be here while the carpet is getting cleaned.

[saucysoonergal]

I, for one, miss Will, I mean PasadenaBound.

[C&CDean]

Why dear lord, why?

[SicEmBaylor]

Why dear lord, why?
Don't ask questions. Just be thankful the thread took a turn for the best.

[8timechamps]

Why dear lord, why?

C'mon Dean, don't you miss all of the ABSOLUTELY, 100% true carpet cleaning/pron laden stories???!

[soonerboomer93]

Why dear lord, why?

we know youngpacifist is you

[C&CDean]

we know youngpacifist is you

Dude, if I'm gonna troll, it's gonna be epic. That wannabe's bulldump is epic....horse****.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Dean, now that we had an intimate moment, I don't want it to be awkward between us and you not get on the board.

[nighttrain12]

Please merge this thread with the infamous 'delete me' thread.

[btk108]

he got on what?

[Mississippi Sooner]

Sounds like one of those planking dealios, but with two guys involved.

[RacerX]

Today is the last day of work for me. Tommorow I come in and we have a big company lunch and my Partner and I say good bye to everyone and just hang out for 2 hours.

Man, next week we will start pounding the roads for carpet cleaning jobs, and we already have a ton lined up. Man it is going to be really weird, but really cool. I know I am going to go into shock next week when I open my checking account and don't see my paycheck in there.


All and all I am really excited though.


As we speak I am taking down my 2000 Nebraska ticket stub and putting it in a box. That ticket stub has been hanging in my cubicle since the Monday after that game.

:norm:

[RacerX]

I get a call on Friday for a house to clean from an old lady that had got my name from a cleaner here that I had met. He doesn't do tile and I do and the whole house is tile (I am trying to get into just doing tile) Well I get there and I start measuring the sq/ft to give her a price. Well, this is like a million dollar pad with 2,300 sq/ft of tile. My price $2,300 great she said, come back tommorow and do it. So I did thinking this was her place.

Well, I show up Saturday morning. The whole back yard is deck and pool. And low and behold there is about 5 people out there laying out. 4 guys and a chic. Well the chic is the one that lives there and her Mom is the one that is footing the bill to clean the pad. She is all laying out and this really skimpy bikin (Not a thong but close) and she has this kicking *** body.
Well, I start working on her tile and I am a man and can't quit looking at her. All I can see at this point is her back side. Guys keep coming in and out and they are really cool, trying to get me to hang out with them after I am done, and they offered me a beer a few times. All the time chick in skimpy bikini just lays there. I am thinking it must be one of the guys wifes and the other guys are just friends of his.

Well after about 20 minutes she gets up and turns around to come inside.
Damn!!! Smoking in the front too. She walks in and says "Hi!" the damn butt ugliest grill I have ever seen. This chic looked like a great white shark and s***. I was scared her left K-9 was going to poke me in the eye. Not that they weren't clean, it was just that they were sticking out all over the compass. It was kinda revolting in many ways that I am still seeing a shrink about. So I make chit chat with her for a few minutes trying not to stare, and thank god she went away. Well she goes back out and lays out again and I start letting the site of her *** numb the site her teeth.

Doorbell rings-

Another hottie. I go answer the door for them because I know they can't hear it. She asks if Marla is there. I say "Is that the women that lives hear"?
SHe says it is. SO I say yes, and that she is out at the pool. Chic goes out there and starts french/freedom kissing hottie with bad grill. Holy!!! The emotions going through my head at this time. Two hotties kissing, but one is kissing a Mako Shark. 4 guys are just eating this up outside. Well, I have a flurry of nasty thoughts running through my head at this time, a flurry.
Trying to juggle 2 hot bods, 1 bad grill, but the fact I can't see her grill because it is super impossed on hottie #2's face. What the hell?
Prozac/Viagra momant in time. All the time trying not to stare.

chapter two-

Bikinis come off. Holy!!!! Shortly followed by dudes 1-4 nutt huggers coming off. Shmoly!!! Look away. Kinda fighting the urge to look past dudes 1-4 in nutt grabbers and see naked hotties 1-2 macking all over eachother. I go clean the bedrooms.

Door #1 opens and HWBG (Hottie with bad grill) walks in with DTNTBWS (Dude that needs to be wearing shorts) come in. They start hanging out by the TV (62" bad *** mofo) naked on the couch. I am not against this or anything, but when was the last time you got naked when the cable TV guy was over (not counting BSG) They ask me when can they go into the bedroom. I say "it should be dry in 30 minutes" "Great" they say. I am almost done at this point and HWBG comes up to me butt naked and hands me a check for $2,300 I was just giggly with getting a check that big. I tell her that I will be back to pick up the air movers tommorow at any time she wished and that I just needed to do some clean up work and I would be out of their hair. I go and get the mop and come back in and all 6 have retired to the bedroom. I am not making this up. She comes out again butt naked and gives me $100.00 as a tip.

:dean:

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

How is RLB doing these days? Is she in junior high now?

[Mississippi Sooner]

Has anybody seen the bridge?

[sooneron]

Is he back yet?

[RacerX]

How is RLB doing these days? Is she in junior high now?

heh. That girl aged freakishly quick. Walking and talking in 6 months?

[8timechamps]

RacerX, great work.

I feel 10 years younger!

[C&CDean]

I get a call on Friday for a house to clean from an old lady that had got my name from a cleaner here that I had met. He doesn't do tile and I do and the whole house is tile (I am trying to get into just doing tile) Well I get there and I start measuring the sq/ft to give her a price. Well, this is like a million dollar pad with 2,300 sq/ft of tile. My price $2,300 great she said, come back tommorow and do it. So I did thinking this was her place.

Well, I show up Saturday morning. The whole back yard is deck and pool. And low and behold there is about 5 people out there laying out. 4 guys and a chic. Well the chic is the one that lives there and her Mom is the one that is footing the bill to clean the pad. She is all laying out and this really skimpy bikin (Not a thong but close) and she has this kicking *** body.
Well, I start working on her tile and I am a man and can't quit looking at her. All I can see at this point is her back side. Guys keep coming in and out and they are really cool, trying to get me to hang out with them after I am done, and they offered me a beer a few times. All the time chick in skimpy bikini just lays there. I am thinking it must be one of the guys wifes and the other guys are just friends of his.

Well after about 20 minutes she gets up and turns around to come inside.
Damn!!! Smoking in the front too. She walks in and says "Hi!" the damn butt ugliest grill I have ever seen. This chic looked like a great white shark and s***. I was scared her left K-9 was going to poke me in the eye. Not that they weren't clean, it was just that they were sticking out all over the compass. It was kinda revolting in many ways that I am still seeing a shrink about. So I make chit chat with her for a few minutes trying not to stare, and thank god she went away. Well she goes back out and lays out again and I start letting the site of her *** numb the site her teeth.

Doorbell rings-

Another hottie. I go answer the door for them because I know they can't hear it. She asks if Marla is there. I say "Is that the women that lives hear"?
SHe says it is. SO I say yes, and that she is out at the pool. Chic goes out there and starts french/freedom kissing hottie with bad grill. Holy!!! The emotions going through my head at this time. Two hotties kissing, but one is kissing a Mako Shark. 4 guys are just eating this up outside. Well, I have a flurry of nasty thoughts running through my head at this time, a flurry.
Trying to juggle 2 hot bods, 1 bad grill, but the fact I can't see her grill because it is super impossed on hottie #2's face. What the hell?
Prozac/Viagra momant in time. All the time trying not to stare.

chapter two-

Bikinis come off. Holy!!!! Shortly followed by dudes 1-4 nutt huggers coming off. Shmoly!!! Look away. Kinda fighting the urge to look past dudes 1-4 in nutt grabbers and see naked hotties 1-2 macking all over eachother. I go clean the bedrooms.

Door #1 opens and HWBG (Hottie with bad grill) walks in with DTNTBWS (Dude that needs to be wearing shorts) come in. They start hanging out by the TV (62" bad *** mofo) naked on the couch. I am not against this or anything, but when was the last time you got naked when the cable TV guy was over (not counting BSG) They ask me when can they go into the bedroom. I say "it should be dry in 30 minutes" "Great" they say. I am almost done at this point and HWBG comes up to me butt naked and hands me a check for $2,300 I was just giggly with getting a check that big. I tell her that I will be back to pick up the air movers tommorow at any time she wished and that I just needed to do some clean up work and I would be out of their hair. I go and get the mop and come back in and all 6 have retired to the bedroom. I am not making this up. She comes out again butt naked and gives me $100.00 as a tip.

:dean:

nuh uh.

[cleller]

I thought the naked chick is then supposed to start disrobing the tile guy...?