Tear Down This Wall
9/19/2011, 09:17 AM
Now That The Secret's Out
Now that the secret's out
(Baylor and Iowa State contacting the Big East),
It is time for Baylor to take down their
"Texas Football" beg website:
Do they sue themselves now?
the faggy pac-12
it's not that I'm unhappy,
that we've decided to poop on texas.
but, what has me more than discouraged,
is we're going to the faggy pac-12.
here in the heart of meat country,
our leaders craves sushi and wine
like the homos who live in san francisco,
we're going to the faggy pac-12.
it was fun to be in manly conferences,
lo these many good years gone by.
now, we'll have to pay attention to basketball (and swimming and diving),
'cause that's the strength of the faggy pac-12.
Whither Tech
Some say Texas Tech yes;
Some say Texas Tech no.
I say, it makes no difference:
They're as spare as any Pac-12 foe.
To follow the Buffs and Utes
It's the Buffs and the Utes we be followin',
because we crave football power.
And, when ye be thinkin' of powerful football,
It's surely CU and UU that in your mind flower.
Ah, to play Skippy New Weasel again,
though for years we'd escaped his stenches.
And, for ay we'll have to hide our bottoms
Cos on the West Coast the men love to pretend
That they're not really men, but wenches.
Now that the secret's out
(Baylor and Iowa State contacting the Big East),
It is time for Baylor to take down their
"Texas Football" beg website:
Do they sue themselves now?
the faggy pac-12
it's not that I'm unhappy,
that we've decided to poop on texas.
but, what has me more than discouraged,
is we're going to the faggy pac-12.
here in the heart of meat country,
our leaders craves sushi and wine
like the homos who live in san francisco,
we're going to the faggy pac-12.
it was fun to be in manly conferences,
lo these many good years gone by.
now, we'll have to pay attention to basketball (and swimming and diving),
'cause that's the strength of the faggy pac-12.
Whither Tech
Some say Texas Tech yes;
Some say Texas Tech no.
I say, it makes no difference:
They're as spare as any Pac-12 foe.
To follow the Buffs and Utes
It's the Buffs and the Utes we be followin',
because we crave football power.
And, when ye be thinkin' of powerful football,
It's surely CU and UU that in your mind flower.
Ah, to play Skippy New Weasel again,
though for years we'd escaped his stenches.
And, for ay we'll have to hide our bottoms
Cos on the West Coast the men love to pretend
That they're not really men, but wenches.